Chapter 1071
Do it now?
What do you mean?
People were shocked by Xu Que's words . When they turned to Xu Que in puzzlement, they found he was loosening his belt!
Gasp! Buttface gasped and shouted in surprise, "Holy sh*t! Little brat, are you always so horrible? Don't tell me you want to do that with a corpse!"
"No, please don't do that! Little brat!" Duan Jiude also said in surprise, "This dead woman was pretty . But it is still very dangerous to do that!"
Hearing that, the other people in the area were flabbergasted!
Do that with a corpse? The dead woman is pretty but dangerous?
What do you mean by saying that? Does it mean Xu Que is going to…?
Puff!
Xu Que stared at Buttface and Duan Jiude and said disdainfully, "Perverts! Your brains are full of filthy ideas! Haven't you ever watched a zombie movie before? How could you be so ignorant? The most effective weapon to defeat zombies is a virgin boy's pee!"
"Virgin boy's pee?" Once again, people listening were surprised . This was the first time they had ever heard of this method!
"It restricts Yin with Yang . The virgin boy's pee is something of pure Yang . This dead woman is something of pure Yin . We can subdue her by spraying the virgin boy's pee in her face!" Xu Que said seriously .
Buttface, who was amused by Xu Que's words, said, making a mocking expression at Xu Que, "Are you kidding? Little brat, don't try to fool me . I know you are no longer a virgin . How could you have a virgin boy's pee? You are really shameless!"
"Who told you someone who is not a virgin can't have virgin boy's pee? I am full of strength of Yang . So, my pee is more effective than a virgin boy's pee!" Xu Que said .
"Cut it out! Tell us what we should do! I am quite worried now!" Buttface said, waving his paws .
"Alas!" Duan Jiude sighed at this time, "Now, I have to admit I am still a virgin . If you really need virgin boy's pee, you can use mine!"
"You?"
"A virgin boy?"
Xu Que and Buttface's eyes went wide with shock .
"What?? I focus on cultivation and didn't have time for that, OK?" Duan Jiude was annoyed and shouted angrily .
"Awesome, Mr . Duan! I really can't hold it back! Hah, hah, hah! Sorry!" Buttface was laughing like a cute Husky .
Xu Que also said curiously as he patted Duan Jiude's shoulder, "It must be really hard for you, Mr . Duan! But what I said about the virgin boy's pee is a joke . Don't take it seriously!"
"F*ck!" Duan Jiude cursed angrily, "Little brat, are you insane? How could you make fun of me at this time? I even revealed my secret which has been kept for so many years!"
"Calm down and don't panic!" Xu Que said as he looked at the ice coffin under the altar with a calm smile, "I bet a Celestial Artifact that this woman can do nothing to hurt us!" He was quite confident . This woman had been sealed here for so many years, and she had to control the Celestials with carrots and sticks . If she really could kill them, she would have already come out!
"Really?" Duan Jiude didn't believe Xu Que's words .
"Just think a little bit, and you will know it is impossible for her to come out! So just calm down!" Xu Que said with a smile . Then he turned to Buttface and said, waving his hand, "Buttface, open the spell Array! Since they have started to search for reinforcements, I think it is the time for us to put those Holy Golden Armored Hornets into the Array!"
"OK!" Buttface said excitedly . He was interested in anything that could make big trouble!
Boom!
When the spell flag went down, a gap appeared on the Trap and Kill Array instantly . Over 1 million Holy Golden Armored Hornets rushed into the Array crazily!
"What?"
You . . . you opened the Trap and Kill Array!"
"B*stards! You are a bunch of b*stards!"
"Ah . . . "
Instantly, many angry roars and miserable cries came from the Trap and Kill Array .
The Celestials were knocked down and torn into pieces by the Holy Golden Armored Hornets one after another . The ground was drenched in their blood . The scene was quite horrible!
The sects from the East Continent were shocked by this scene! This was definitely a bloody battle! Xu Que had managed to kill the Celestials with a borrowed knife, which was so ferocious and merciless! The point was that the combination of Xu Que, Duan Jiude, and Buttface was really shameless . They had sold the Trap and Kill Array to the Celestials . However, then they opened the Array secretly at last!
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