Chapter 1496
“D*mn, who is that talking?” Xu Que shouted .
At first, he looked at the lady in the bronze coffin . After quickly confirming that she wasn’t the one who had been doing the talking, he started scanning the surroundings .
“Sh*t, buddy, are you starting to hear voices?”
“Could it be that one of those shrouds is somewhere around here?”
Buttface and Duan Jiude were startled and started asking Xu Que questions .
Neither of them had heard anything just now like Xu Que had .
“Hey, buddy, can you hear me? My name is Moon-Glazed Outfit . ” The voice rang out again .
Xu Que returned to his senses . Then he looked down at himself . It was his clothes that had been speaking .
He had activated the seemingly useless Speaking-Clothes Spell . Apparently, it was quite powerful because he had started to hear the voice immediately after he had put the clothes on .
However, all Xu Que knew for sure was that the Speaking-Clothes Spell was only effective on other people’s clothes . It didn’t seem to have had any effect on his own clothes . Otherwise, he would have heard voices before now .
“Moon-Glazed Outfit, that’s quite a decent name . What’s the name of your owner?” Xu Que asked, grinning widely .
Buttface and Duan Jiude’s eyes had both gotten enormously wide . They sounded completely shocked as they said, “Buddy, have you gone mad? Who are you talking to now? Moon-Glazed Outfit? Are you talking to a piece of clothing?”
“Ha, ha, ha . ” Moon-Glazed Outfit burst out laughing . “You can really actually hear me . They’re saying that you’ve gone mad . That’s hilarious . ”
“… . . ” Xu Que was confused . “What was the point of talking to a piece of clothing? Its sense of humor stunk… No, it didn’t have a good sense of humor at all . ”
“Hey, why aren’t you talking to me anymore . Don’t be like that . Please talk to me . You’re the first person who’s ever been able to talk to me . Please don’t stop talking to me . ” Seeing that Xu Que stayed silent, the Moon-Glazed Outfit grew anxious and started begging Xu Que .
Xu Que shook his head and threw up his hands . “Then please answer my questions . What’s the name of your owner? Is she someone from the Heaven Palace Sect? Is she single?”
“Okay, okay! My owner’s name is Xuanyuan Hong . Yes, she’s from the Heaven Palace Sect, but no, she’s no longer single . She’s with a man named Wu Zhenlin . They’re both here,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit said in an excited voice . The outfit reacted just as if it had been a top student in a class who had managed to answer a question correctly .
“D*mn, so she is really related to Xuanyuan Wanrong . ” Xu Que stared into space . “No wonder he had thought that the woman looked similar to Xuanyuan Wanrong . ”
“Xuanyuan Wanrong? Oh, I know about her too . My owner and she have a bad relationship . She once tried to kill her,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit said .
Xu Que was stunned when he heard this piece of news . “A bad relationship? For what reason?”
“That, I’m not too sure about . ” The Moon-Glazed Outfit started to look a little bit distressed .
“What? Then you must be a loser . You don’t even know that?” Xu Que said disdainfully
“I…I just don’t know . You can ask me something else . I’ll be able to answer . ” The Moon-Glazed Outfit started to look as though she was feeling insulted by being called a loser for being unable to answer a question .
“All right, then I’ll give you one more chance . ” The corner of Xu Que’s lips turned up into a smile, and he asked, “Do you know how to break the spell to get out of here?”
“Eh?” The Moon-Glazed Outfit looked surprised, but then she said, “I don’t know! But Xiao Huang must know . ”
“Who is Xiao Huang?” Xu Que was stunned . “Who the h*ll was Xiao Huang?”
“Xiao Huang is the young girl who lives inside Xuanyuan Hong . I’m sure she will know,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit answered Xu Que’s question .
“The young girl who lives inside Xuanyuan Hong?”
Xu Que was completely thrown off balance . He observed the woman in the bronze coffin again, and he seemed troubled .
“What does she mean? What does inside her mean?”
“Oh, forget it . In any case, there are lots of items close to her . I can use my skill again . ” Xu Que was too lazy to ask any other questions of the Moon-Glazed Outfit . He waved his hands and everything went blurry . He managed to summon a pale yellow belt from the woman in the coffin’s body .
Even though he’d taken the belt, the rest of the woman’s clothes remained intact, and thus she didn’t lose any of her dignity in the operation .
Buttface and Duan Jiude who had been standing next to Xu Que, watching what he was doing, were shocked into silence . Once again, they had been taken aback by Xu Que’s skills .
It wasn’t enough that he had managed to summon an outer coat from the woman in the coffin . Now he had also managed to undo her belt, which had been hidden under other layers, and summon it to himself . He had also managed to do all of this without leaving any traces . “What kind of crazy skills does he have?”
“So is this Xiao Huang?” Xu Que looked at the pale yellow belt in his hands, grinning . It was still slightly warm .
Buttface and Duan Jiude exchanged a look . They found this entire situation unbelievable .
Not only had Xu Que talked to the woman in the coffin’s clothing, he had even stolen her belt . Now he was smiling at the belt and had named it Xiao Huang .
“Teacher Duan, how would you describe this?” Buttface asked in all seriousness .
“He’s either gone mad or is possessed,” Duan Jiude said severely .
The man and the dog took a step back at the same time . They loved their lives, and, because of that, they needed to move a little farther away from Xu Que .
“The two of you, stop making wild guesses . Go rest somewhere . I’ll explain everything to you guys later on . ” Xu Que put the woman’s belt on .
WAA! WAA! WAA!
After he’d put the belt on, Xu Que could hear the voice of a young girl .
“Wh…what?” Xu Que asked .
“Hey, uncle, how do you do? Can you hear me?” The belt asked curiously . It sounded just like a young girl .
“Uncle can’t hear you, but big brother can hear you . ” Xu Que smiled .
“Wow, uncle, you can really hear me . ” The belt seemed agitated .
“I already told you, I’m big brother . ” Xu Que frowned . “There must be something wrong with the belt’s eyesight . Would it know how to break the ban?”
“Hello, big brother . ” Finally, the belt stopped insisting on addressing him as uncle .
Xu Que smiled, “Come on, Xiao Huang, tell big brother . Do you know how to break this ban and get out of here?”
“Of course I do . I’ve seen my owner do it a couple of times . Brother, would you like to get out of here?”
“That’s good news . Yes, big brother would like to leave . Could you please teach big brother how to accomplish this . ” Xu Que was pleased .
“Oh…” The belt hesitated, and then asked, “Big brother, once you go out, will you take Xiao Huang along?”
“Hmm, bring you along?” Xu Que was confused . “How could he do this? He was the Act-Tough Saint . How could he go around in life carrying this belt?”
“That’s right . I’m so bored . Can’t big brother take Xiao Huang along when you leave?”
Xu Que made up his mind . “Okay, okay, I will definitely bring you with me . ”
“Wow, big brother, you’re great!” Xiao Huang became joyful again .
“Of course . Come on, tell big brother how to break this ban . Then I’ll take you out to have fun . ” Xu Que smiled . It was easy to please a child .
“All right!” Xiao Huang replied cheerfully .
Then she quickly explained to Xu Que how to break the ban . It was through an mixture of occult and hand techniques . The entire spell was like something that had been inherited from the series of sealing spells . It was extremely complex .
Xu Que was surprised . “If he’d been able to steal the clothing of these supreme existences, did this mean that he’d be able to learn all of these high-level techniques?”
BANG!
Suddenly, a loud noise erupted from inside the room where the coffins were lying and disrupted Xu Que’s train of thought .
“D*mn!”
“Are they waking up?” Buttface and Duan Jiude exclaimed at the same time .
Xu Que turned to look at the bronze coffins . The banging sound he had just heard had come from a coffin not too far away . A strong Celestial King or Celestial Prime might have just awakened from one of the coffins .
“Hee, hee, hee, big brother, that’s just my owner sending her cultivation companion some Celestial Core Power . Her cultivation companion will be awakening soon, and you better watch out, he might kill you . ” Xiao Huang’s voice rang out in Xu Que’s head .
“What?”
Xu Que’s expression changed as he looked at the woman in the bronze coffin once again .
Indeed, the hand that was lying underneath her clothes had started to shine . The shine was projecting through the bottom of her coffin, and into the seal on the coffin, and through to another bronze coffin .
It was precisely because these seals illuminated themselves that Xu Que and the others hadn’t notice the light shining .
“D*mn, what a cunning person . Buttface, Duan Jiude, time to run!” Xu Que shouted, and also sent a couple of spells, throwing them onto the coffin of the woman and her cultivation companion .
Although his spells wouldn’t be able to contain these two for a long time, they would be able to buy Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude sufficient time to break the ban of the cave and escape .
BOOM!
In an instant, Xu Que put all his energy toward the exit of the cave . He waved his hands, summoning his Celestial Core Power, and throwing his spell in record speed .
Beams of light started to form everywhere, turning into a web that stretched across the exit of the cave . The seal started to shake as it contorted . Finally, it started to be torn apart .
BANG!
At just the same time, a loud noise rang out from the altar behind them .
The lid of the bronze coffin flew up and started to break apart in all directions .
“D*mn, a Celestial Prime…” Buttface exclaimed and quickly rushed toward the gap that Xu Que had created and ran out .
“Time to run, time to run!” Xu Que shouted . He didn’t even have time to remove the woman’s clothes . He rushed out of the cave together with Duan Jiude .
“Sc*mbag, you dare to taint my wife . Do you still have her child Xiao Huang? I will kill you!”
Just as Xu Que rushed out, an angry shout from a man rang in Xu Que’s ears . He almost fell to the ground .
“D*mn it, I just stole two pieces of clothing, why are you talking about a child?”
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