Chapter 125 - Nudist Dungeon
“Damn……I might have gotten one hell of an idea just now”
Thira looked at me with half closed eyes.
“It’s some crazy idea again anyway, isn’t it?”
Don’t call it crazy.
“It’sー”
“You don’t have to say it”
“It’sー”
“I said that you don’t have to say it”
I said it. 『You’re going to say it?』
“ーーA Nudist Dungeon!”
A nudist beach style dungeon.
In other words, it’s a dungeon one can only enter naked!
I came up with this after I watched Ellen who conquered the dungeon naked.
“I might be a genius……!”
Like this we can legally worship our naked bodies!
“…… that’s the worst idea yet”
“Isn’t it completely unnatural to wear clothes in the first place?! Why should we hide our genitals as if they are some vulgar things?! Thinking being naked is embarrassing is a totally embarrassing thought! Humans are naturally naked living beings! It’s completely natural!”
I spoke out loud.
“It’s just like what Karuna-sama saaaaid!”
“Yes. Karuna is right”
Lucifer and Shiro agreed with me.
“……Certainly, it has a some reason to it”
“Wai, even Ellen-san?! Please regain your sanity!”
Because of that, I decided to quickly make a nudist dungeon.
I set up a barrier at the entrance so that you can’t enter through it without removing your clothes.
Weapons are fine but armor isn’t.
Although socks and shoes aren’t a problem.
The dungeon has 10 floors altogether.
I used the dungeon Ellen captured as reference to design each floor.
Let’s make a pool and a hot spring.
It might be better to cross the snowy mountain stage if one is covered in hot water.
I mean, one is naked. It would be cold.
Let’s also prepare cafeterias, taverns and resting areas here and there.
Of course, they can only be used naked.
I mean, this is turning into some kind of super public bath or health land already.
And it’s free.
I mean, it’s better to use it in that way in the first place anyway.
I’ll place some treasure chests in some places and put rare items into them.
Everything except armor.
One advantage of a dungeon is that you can get items you wouldn’t find anywhere else.
That’s it. Let’s put adult toys into them.
However, the biggest appeal of a dungeon is its clearing reward.
【You can marry the handsome king】
『Master, who is the handsome King?』
„Me, of course!“
『……』
Hey, why did you become silent?
„Come on, no matter how you look at me, I‘m handsome, you know?“
I showed them a poster I made for advertising.
On it was a transcendently good looking man with a refreshing smile.
„That‘s certainly a handsome man, but…… This picture had been modified a lot, hasn’t it?“
„Umu……It‘s a completely different person from Karuna“
„Papa?“
„Hm? Who?“
Isn’t it fine!?
Nowadays, it’s nothing special to edit photos!
I wonder just how many times I got fooled by those AV edits……!
『In the first place, this world doesn’t have photos. Or photo editing softwares for that matter』
„You being King is also a lie isn’t it?“
„That part‘s true! I‘m the dragon king! Even if it’s the dragon king, a king is a king!“
Yep.
No doubt about that.
You can marry the powerful, rich and handsome king! No woman can resist that! Probably.
『Wouldn’t they become disillusioned if they come to see the real thing?』
„No need to worry about that. I‘ll make it so difficult that it’s impossible to clear“
One won’t die but one won’t be able to clear it.
That’s the type of dungeon I intend to create.
„The only thing left is to put down entrances in various areas which can transfer people to this dungeon, so that female adventurers from all over the world will gather here. Of course, I‘ll also give my all to advertise.“
Like that I quickly created the nudist dungeon.
It had ten floors in total. A forest stage with what first seems to be a river but actually is a flowing pool, a snowy mountain stage with a hot spring, an amusement park stage full of restaurants and souvenir shops, a nudist beach stage, etc. I worked hard to make every floor enjoyable.
I did make it quite good if I do say so myself.
Furthermore, entrances were set up in various places. Posters showing the opening date and the dungeon‘s location were glued everywhere and leaflets were distributed.
All entrances were close to the big cities so their accessibility was perfect.
『It‘s unprecedented that there were advertisements for dungeons』
„It‘s totally suspicious……“
And thenーー Finally the first opening day came.
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Rain Empire.
A while ago, this empire was ruled by a tyrant but was saved by a hero and now enjoys unprecedented peace and prosperity under the rule of the wise emperor Gina.
The Royal Capital‘s recovery was especially remarkable.
The vitality which couldn’t be seen anywhere under the tyrant‘s rule was now spreading throughout.
The adventurer‘s guild located in this kind of city was also often crowded with many adventurers, but today it was even nosier.
There were many adventurers standing in front of the bulletin board.
Things like „is that true?“, „Amazing!“, „That‘s a dungeon……?“ were echoing through the area.
It wasn’t a bulletin board filled with requests but one filled with information about events, alerts and matters that aren’t related to quests.
Because of that reason it usually isn’t a place where many people would gather.
There was a young man just passing by there.
He was a good looking man of about 20.
He had a big sword on his back so it can be concluded that he is an adventurer.
„Did something happen?“
He asked as such and spoke to an adventurer in his vicinity.
„Look at that“
The young man turned his gaze in the direction the adventurer pointed in.
There was a poster posted on the bulletin board.
„Thi, This is……!?“
At that moment, the young man opened his eyes wide.
And then, without much of a thought, he pushed away the other adventurers while forcibly approaching the bulletin board and peeled off the poster that‘s been glued on there.
„He, hey, you!?“
„What are you doing?!“
Even though the angry voices of the adventurers were echoing all around him the young man ignored them and ran with all his might.
„Thi, this is Bad!?“
It was the A ranked adventurer, Ark, that jumped into the room with the blood drained from his face.
In his hand, he held the poster he had peeled off from the bulletin board.
„What, you‘re noisy“
„Is something the matter, Sir Ark?“
The ones who responded were Geese and Lionel.
This was a room of the inn they were staying at.
They continued their journey to pursue Karuna and had finally reached the Rain Empire‘s royal capital.
Ark looked excited and put the poster on the table.
„Look at this! Without a doubt, this is master!“
In fact this was the poster Karuna made.
There was a beautified picture of him on it.
„Huh? In what way is it that guy? Doesn’t he look completely different?“
„That certainly doesn’t resemble him……“
Ark raised his voice to the reaction of these two.
„What are you saying?! No Matterhorn one looks at it, isn’t that my master?!“
There was another man coming closer to them.
He looked at the poster on the table
„! There‘s no mistaking it! That’s him!“
Is what he shouted.
„Right!? It also has Masters smell on it!“
„Yeah! It’s almost as if I can hear his voice from this!“
Ark and Shion exploded into happiness upon getting their hands on some strong information.
„……Really? To me this seems like a completely different person though……“
Geese concluded that he was just extremely beautified in their memory.
„Anyway! Let‘s try going to that dungeon!“
„Fufufu……wait for me, Karuna-kun“
The demonic hands of those perverts were approaching Karuna.
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