(POV crown prince, Ten Jo)
When I opened my eyes what came into my vision was her. It was as if in this instance in time my world only contained her and I.
She left me utterly breathless. I could not believe my eyes; the fact that a beauty as perfect as her could possibly exist completely blew my understanding of the world straight out the window. Such divinely crafted curves could not possibly be real, could they? Her sense of color coordination left me completely captivated and starstruck. I found it excruciatingly difficult to breathe just from looking at her for even just a moment and I thought I would pass on into the afterlife if I stared for too long.
Can gods truly create such an unbearable otherworldly existence like this? She is so beautiful; to the point that I can hardly stop the lemonade that I accidentally spilled on my eyes from sliding down my cheeks. Yeah, I spilled lemonade on my eyes. Got a problem with that? I'm a crown prince, we naturally do some freaky things in the royal palace. As a man, I naturally don't cry, so you must accept that it's just some unbearably sour lemonade.
Her shape was truly mystical and I would definitely be left captivated for uncountable sleepless nights in the future wondering how one could be crafted so exquisitely. I couldn't help but wonder if I would lose my soul and never be able return to my original world.
If I did, perhaps it would not be so bad, after all, I could still die content and happy. This pocket realm truly is such a mysterious place, hiding such a wondrous existence like her.
"Crown prince, why are you staring so stupidly at that thing?"
How rude! How can you call her a thing. She is clearly a living being! Can you not hear the sexy moaning coming from her body? If she were not alive how could she make such a bewitching and seductive moan?
Unfortunately for me I had to keep up my act as the arrogant, domineering, and disdainful crown prince of the Celestial Empire.
"Hmmp, who is staring stupidly you fool? I was merely examining a beauty is all. Can you not even tell such a simple thing?"
"Oh now that you mention it, that woman was quite the beauty. My mistake crown prince, you were just lost in thought after bearing witness to that goddess."
Hmmp, of course she's a beauty! Why do I have to put up this stupid act though? It's such a bother. Why can't I just be like all my other brothers and sisters? Damnit, why was I born first?!
They all just run away whenever I mention giving them the position of the throne like I'm the plague. I just want to slack off and goof around like you guys too! I don't want to be the crown prince who has to be burdened by an entire empire's worries!.
Why do I have to get beat to death everytime I bring it up with father? Can't you guys show some sibling rivalry and fight me to the death for the throne like in every other normal empire?
Do you guys really enjoy going to brothels and having tea parties that much? Do you have no sense of responsibility towards the empire?!
Haaah, I give up. I don't want to leave this pocket realm. Can I just stay here forever? I just want to be together with the beauty before my eyes for the rest of my life. This box like shape really is the best. Those rubber wheels on the bottom of her fit so perfectly and give her an elegant air.
I want her so badly and I can hardly contain my emotions which are presently in complete turmoil. How do I win her heart? I really don't know, but I suppose there is only one thing I can do.
I walked up to her and bent down on one knee and said, "please be mine!"
Unfortunately, silence returned my request for her to belong to me. It looks like she has too much pride to answer back. It's only natural, she must be the goddess of this pocket realm. She cannot possibly belong to any man that asks her. She must get requests like this all the time and has grown used to it.
Just when I was about to stand up and leave like a defeated dog, I heard a sound coming from her. When I looked up I saw the tinted transparent segment on her move downwards revealing two individuals behind it. There was a man and a woman sitting on what looked like a chair. It was a rather strange chair covered in leather, but it was very attractive in my eyes.
The woman said, "what do you like about me?"
Eh? Who are you? Did I say I like you?
Why are you sitting inside the beautiful being who rules over this realm? Is this some kind of rebellion against the goddess? Is the reason behind my goddess' lack of response due to these two clowns?
Seeing my lack of response the man next to her said, "kid, you have some real guts proposing to my daughter in front of me. But I will only accept someone who is stronger than me. If you can't even protect her, what right do you have to propose to her?"
Your daughter? So you are not actually rebelling against the goddess? The goddess is actually your daughter? When I realized he was doubting my strength I couldn't help but narrow my eyes and examine the man. It was then that I came to a world shaking revelation that could confuse all gods in existence. This man… he's so weak! How could a goddess have such a weak father?!
Are you telling me if I beat you I can have the divine being you are sitting in?
"Bring it on."
Hearing my provocation, the man got out from the divine being and walked around the divine goddess to stand before me.
Puny little mortal, you dare challenge me? Is what I would say as the crown prince, but I couldn't care less. Inside, I was delighted at the chance to capture the apple of my eye, in other words the true object of my desires.
Before he could say a word I had already lunged towards him and sent him flying. It took less than a second. Isn't he a bit too weak? I would feel a bit bad killing the poor guy I was scamming. After all, he really didn't clearly understand his opponents true strength so I naturally held back. Plus, he might become my father in law in the future.
When he hit the wall and came to a stop he was already unconscious. The woman who sat next to him hurriedly got out of the car slack jawed and ran over to the man to check on his condition. While she was busy with that, I entered the body of the box from the side the man came out from.
There was this circular object in front of me that looked like it could rotate to the right and left. Two pedals were also by my feet, it looked like you could press down on them with your foot. I pressed on one cautiously but nothing happened. In my confusion I tried pressing down the other and a loud sound rang out.
Hahaha! Isn't this interesting? What do these two levers beside me do?
"What are you doing you thief?!"
That strange woman ran back while dragging the man towards the box like compartment I was in. Her eyes were watery when she looked towards me and said, "what did you do to my father you jerk?"
Father? Is this girl brain dead? This man clearly said this divine being was his daughter. Oh! I get it now, you are actually saying you are the little sister of this divine being. That makes more sense I guess.
"He should be fine. I made sure to hold back. More importantly, this divine being is my spoils of war, you better not be thinking of trying to go back on your words by taking her from me."
"You, you, you petty bully!"
Eh? Am I bullying? Well, I guess I did sort of scam them and I am taking her sister away abruptly like this after all. But she is not a thing, she has her own free will. She hasn't rejected me yet, so if you want to take her away from me you should at the very least be stronger than me. The one with the biggest fist has all the right to speak after all.
"Hmmp, it's your own fault for being too weak young lady."
I did have a bit of a guilty conscience over being so forceful about everything, but I must always retain my air of arrogance.
"Fine little lady, if you serve this great crown prince well I will consider compensating you. Get in."
"Hmmp what do you mean get in? It's our car!"
Oh! So this divine being is called a car? My eyes lit up when I finally discovered the name of the divine being and I couldn't help but argue, "she's my car now. Also, she is not a thing! Even she has feeling too you know!"
She then grit her teeth and looked towards me hatefully like she wanted to eat me alive. She grumbled, "shameless, crazy, psychotic villain" under her breath before tossing the unconscious man into the back.
She sat down beside me and said, "can you at least take us to the nearest hospital?"
"Hospital? What's that?"
She looked at me like I asked the dumbest question in the world before hesitantly questioning, "can you even drive? Do you actually have a driver's license?"
What is with all these strange terms? I felt like it was something important so I responded, "naturally I do you country hick."
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