A Discussion between a Wicked Deity and Her Believer
It was the night after we’d all finished shopping at the bazaar.
“Say, Makoto? Why didn’t you make a move when those two were all over you like that?” Noah asked me seriously.
All over me...? Does she mean Lucy and Sasa?
“Would it have been better?” I asked in return. I turned to look in her direction but kept practicing my water magic.
“Well, I know you want to lose your virginity whenever you can, right?”
“Hey, quit reading my mind or I’ll quit being your believer.”
“H-Hang on!” she protested, waving her hands around. “I’m a non-mind-reading goddess!”
What’s that supposed to mean? A “non-mind-reading goddess” indeed.
“They only acted like that because of that weird scent,” I told her, my expression composed. “I don’t want to lose it like that—it’s not fair to them.”
“But you were so tense, right?” she returned with a grin.
“Guh...”
I was! I thought it was fortune! Agh, I can’t deal with it!
“You’re so calm when fighting monsters, but you go to pieces around pretty girls.”
“Shut it! Besides, I can’t cope with that forcefulness! I want things to be more romantic when I’m with a girl!” I insisted, as pathetic as it sounded.
Noah seemed even more pleased, though.
“I’ll teach my cowardly Makoto a surefire way to get any girl!”
“W-What?”
“Okay! Come over here!” She beckoned to me.
It wasn’t like I had much choice, so I walked over to her, stopping close enough that her skirt was just on the verge of brushing against me.
“So now!” she declared, snapping her fingers.
What? I thought, as suddenly, a big wall appeared behind me.
“Here I go.”
“Wait, hold on, what ar—”
Before I could finish my question, her hand shot past the side of my face, smacking the wall with a thud.
“Don’t get so close,” she whispered, in a manly voice for some reason.
Yup, she’s cute.
“I call it the kabedon!” she said smugly, puffing up her chest.
T-That was...
“Noah?”
“Whaaat?” she asked with a giggle. “Do you have a better opinion of your goddess?”
I should tell her. “The ‘kabedon’ was already popular before I came here, you know?” If anything, that technique was starting to die out.
There was silence.
I can’t believe this useless goddess, shamelessly ripping off our moves and then naming them... As if I wouldn’t know better.
“D-Don’t call me that!”
Considering how bad her planning seemed to be, could we really overturn the world like this...? Guess I’d have to pull my weight as her believer.
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