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Lazy Dungeon Master - Chapter 263




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Chapter 263

The (Former) “Kuh, kill me!” Female Knight



 

After a few more days of Sia not contacting us, Wataru arrived .
He brought a woman .
I figured I’d see him after he finished this month’s debt repayment… so, in the parlor, sitting next to him opposite of me was a girl sitting upright with a strangely good posture . She had blonde hair and her ears were pointed .
Yeah, an elf .

“… So, who’s this? Your new lover? You were just playing around with Nerune?”
“No! I’m serious about her!”

Serious huh . Nerune’s only interested in researching stuff about magic, she doesn’t feel anything like compassion .
I’d tried asking her about what happened with Wataru, but she only replied with something that made me even more confused: [Eh, Wataru…? Oh, oooh~ . I know~, tasty~] .
I don’t really understand what she meant by tasty there, but I do get that she’s not looking at him as a love interest at least .

By the way, I also think that Wataru’s tasty—as far as income is concerned . He even buys rice .

“This girl is the daughter of an acquaintance, umm, could you introduce yourself?”
“Yes! I am the eldest daughter of my esteemed father Dyne Kukkoro, my name in Shikina Kukkoro! I am a knight from the Fourth Chivalric Knight Order of the Raverio Empire… or at least… I was…”

She was so lively there at the start, but ended weakly .
Seeing as how it’s past tense, I guess she was discharged?

“So, what’s this former Knight-sama doing here?”


“Well, in truth, I’d like Kehma-san to train Shikina-chan . I mean, you’re a bit underhanded yeah?”
“What’s with you calling me underhanded? How rude . ”
“No no, I was complimenting you . Shikina-chan here had to resign from the chivalric order because she was toohonest . ”

She was so honest that she had to resign from being a knight? What kind of rotten chivalry is that… ah, so it’s Haku-san’s eh?

“… How do you fight if you’re too honest? It turns into a weakness, she won in a duel against the First Chivalric Knight Order’s captain and was forced to resign . It’s not like the whole organization is corrupt though!”

The heck… wait, First Chivalric Order’s captain? If I recall, isn’t that Sally-san? [1]
Yep, even it rotting wouldn’t be strange .

“Which is why I thought she should be a bit more unfair—underhanded, I mean . I think that she’d do well learning some tricks but she’s just so honest that it’s a bit hard . So then when I told her about you, Kehma-san, she said she really wanted to learn from you . ”
“You’re better off leaving the knights, if you stay you’ll just get defeated by some orc and turned into a nursery—is what she told me . But then she said that I could go back if I learned how to be underhanded! SO! Please be my teacher, Kehma-dono!” [2]
“… I really don’t get why I’m getting brought into this though . ”
“Everything near Kehma-san is polluted to some degree or another… hmm, maybe it’s more like they getpolluted?”

Oi . You didn’t have to correct yourself .

“What’s with you treating me like some kind of poison? It’s annoying, either you start paying interest on your debt or you buy double the amount of rice . Your choice . ”
“See, Kehma-san’s the kind of person that can say that kind of stuff like it’s nothing . ”
“Yes! That is exactly what I’m lacking the most!”
“Alright, I’m doubling your debt . ”
“Wait, wait wait! Forgive me, I’ll buy double the rice!”


“Oh well, guess I’ll let you off the hook . ”

Thanks for your patronage .


“Kehma-san, you talk like that, but you’re kind . Please see what you can do about this girl’s problem . ”
“No, that’s something else entirely . ”
“If the problem’s about a tuition fee, I can provide two gold coins per month as well as food expenses . ”
“It’s not about the money . ”

Two gold coins was basically around two million yen, so that was an attractive offer .  [3]
But we have a secret here—the dungeon, I can’t take on too many people, the less the better .
… The two part-timers, you say? Well, they’re basically already people related to dungeons .

“Is there anything you can do, Kehma-san? Could you do it for me?”
“Why would I do it for you? You’re basically just an annoyance at this point…”
“Please, Kehma-dono, I will do anything!”
“Hmm?”

She said that she’d do anything .
I looked at Shikina once more . A blonde elf with a full bust and nice thighs . Supple legs . White socks that go up to her knees . And leather boots that look a bit stuffy . I wonder, did she walk here?
… Anything, huh~? Anyone~, hooh~, hmmm~

“Hmm, anything, you say? To what limit does that offer go?”
“There is no limit! I would do this and that, as well as that and this!”
“Could you be specific, then?”
“D-do you intend for me to say… say something so embarrassing, Master!?”
“Hmm? You said you’d do anything, that includes speaking . Be sure to tell me in a big, loud voice I can hear you properly with . ”
“T-that’s—alright! Then I will say it!”

Then, with a very loud voice, Shikina said [Exactly] what she meant .

“It’s alright even if you OOOO my XXXX, even YYYY in my VVVV if you desire, no, rather I would desire it! Furthermore—!”

And what she said all had to do with R-18 things .
I think it’s safe to say that what she said froze my brain from hearing it said so directly . The shame easily shaved a few seconds off my life .

“—and if Kehma-dono tells me to I would even lay with a goblin! I would do it with a face like I won’t want to under the guise of being ordered but I would definitely feel a faint arousal from it!! I would eventually XXX its OOO out of my own want to do so!!!”
“STOP! You don’t need to continue!”
“Ah—are you sure!? I-I still have a ways to go until I reach my climax!”
“Please shut up, please!”
“Understood!”

Shikina, closing her mouth, was breathing heavily with a flushed face, looking almost as if she wanted to say: [I finished~] .
Seeing that, Wataru was grinning from ear to ear .

“So, Kehma-san . You have to be her master now that you’ve made her go that far, yeah? She may not look it but she is the daughter of a pretty influential noble, so it might be bad if you don’t~”
“You… that’s why you didn’t stop her? Rather, wouldn’t it work out if she just stuck with you?”
“Hahahah, I’m earnest about Nerune-san, I can’t have another woman with me . I also have my work as a hero, Shikina-chan would definitely die if I brought her with me . Besides, it’s because of your influence that I turned out like this, Kehma-san . It’d obviously be better for her to be closer to the source, right? Right?”
“… Dammit . Alright, I give it! But for being such a burden, I’m charging you five gold a month!”
“Good, negotiation completed . ”

Even though I’d added an extra three gold into the demand, Wataru just smiled and placed the gold coins on the table . You planned on paying that much from the start, didn’t you?
… Haah . Oh well . The one who said how much was me and he did pay it . I’ll just have to keep my word .

“Isn’t this great, Shikina-chan? Make sure to call Kehma-san ‘Master’ from now on . ”
“Yes! Thank you very much, Wataru-sensei! I look forward to learning from you, Master Kehma!”

Immediately after Shikina bowed, Rokuko burst into the room were were in with an amazing force .
Rokuko’s face was red, did she hear that embarrassing stuff from a bit ago?

“Kehmaaaaaaa! I need to talk to you!!”
“What a coincidence, I need to talk to you too . ”

Now then, how should I start explaining… yeah, I’m getting a headache .

 

Footnotes:
Sally-san is, in Keima’s words, “a Living Armor Onee-san” . One of Haku’s party members .   Her family name, Kukkoro, is a pun off of a hentai trope . Kukkorose, “Kuh, kill me!” As in “Let me die with honor, not as some sex slave!”  2,000,000 yen ~ $20,000 .  





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