My Instant Death Ability is So Overpowered, No One in This Other World Stands a Chance Against Me! - Volume 9 - Chapter SS1

Bonus Short Story

Question Corner 4

Tomochika: Okay, hello! My name is Tomochika Dannoura, and welcome to Question Corner 4! Yes, this is the fourth time we’ve done this!

Mokomoko: You may think answering questions like this is easy for us, but it is no less work than doing anything else!

Yogiri: Who is that complaint supposed to be from?

Tomochika: Uhh, normally Mokomoko is always speaking in italics, but today she’s using Enju's body!

Mokomoko: I am not sure what difference that makes, considering my body is not visible to them!

Tomochika: Okay then, we’ve done this three times already, so I think you guys know how this goes, but just in case, I’ll explain. In this section, we’ll be answering questions from readers! So, let’s get right to the first one!

Q: Good evening, Tomo! I’ve started to develop a neurosis around my baby crying at night preventing me from sleeping. How did things end up this way? These days I can't help but get irritated whenever I see its face.

Hami

Tomochika: Okay, so that wasn’t related to the story at all. Actually, was there even a question?!

Yogiri: Maybe they were looking for advice?

Tomochika: Even so! Don’t you think asking high schoolers about how to raise kids is a bit off the mark?

Yogiri: Then let’s ask Mokomoko since she has experience. Wait, didn't you say you didn’t have any experience raising children?

Mokomoko: I cannot say I am totally without experience. But the vast majority of tasks were left up to the wet nurse. Even if I was not all that important, I was technically nobility!

Tomochika: So you’re useless then.

Mokomoko: Even without experience myself, I have the plentiful wisdom and scientific knowledge collected by humanity over time!

Tomochika: And how is technology going to help with babies crying at night?

Mokomoko: Hmm. There has been research on the sleep habits of young babies. According to these studies, babies have a pattern of constantly falling asleep and waking, and in fact during the night, their sleep is rather light, causing them to easily awaken. In short, they are effectively nocturnal. That is why they cause such a fuss at night.

Yogiri: I see. So?

Mokomoko: The solution is simple. If you cannot sleep at night, give up! Sleep during the day instead!

Tomochika: That’s ridiculous!

Yogiri: Please don’t take our answer seriously. If you need help raising children, find something more serious like a government program.

Q: Yo, Tomochii!

These days, kids have started asking me where babies come from a lot. How do you think I should answer them?

I’m looking for a witty, colorful way of answering.

Yanma

Tomochika: Again, why are you asking high school students?! Could you find someone a bit more qualified, please?!

Yogiri: Maybe humanity’s accumulated wisdom can help us here too?

Mokomoko: In situations like this, it is best not to attempt to obfuscate the truth. A serious, straightforward answer is best.

Tomochika: Uh, well, we don’t know how old these kids are, right? I don't know if it’s appropriate to tell them about stuff like that.

Mokomoko: No, it is fine to explain things as they are. It is most important not to shy away from something simply due to its erotic nature. You must simply explain the facts. Sperm fertilizes an egg, which embeds itself in the mother and begins the process of cell division. One must only alter their language to be understandable for the child in question.

Yogiri: Are these the kind of questions we were hoping for here?

Tomochika: I get the feeling they were hoping for a very different kind of answer!

Yogiri: But why are we getting all kinds of questions about raising children?

Tomochika: Maybe because last time, we talked about a certain mother running away.

Mokomoko: At any rate, it still serves as a topic of discussion. Though with that in mind, these are questions all parents face, so there are plentiful numbers of books published discussing such matters! I recommend investigating them for yourselves!

Yogiri: So your answer is “go read a book”?

Tomochika: What’s the point of the Question Corner, then?!

Mokomoko: Well...to be blunt, anything that fills the page is sufficient!

Tomochika: Okay, that’s way too blunt!

Yogiri: And that’s all we have time for today. Apparently we’re taking requests for advice in addition to questions now, so please feel free to send in any you have.

Question Corner 4: Bonus Section

Tomochika: Okay, hello! I’m Tomochika Dannoura! This is the bonus section for Question Corner 4. We couldn’t fit all of the questions into one bonus section, so we’ve made a second one here!

Mokomoko: As such, let us get straight to the questions. Ah, by the way, I am using Enju’s body this time!

Tomochika: Not that anyone can see you!

Q: Dear Mr. Yogiri. In order to add some more fanservice, could I request that you kill the clothes of the person sitting next to you? Also, if you were to use your power to kill the Question Corner, what would happen to the next bonus section?

Nao

Yogiri: Even if I killed Dannoura’s clothes, it’s not like there would be an insert image for it...

Tomochika: So you would do it if there were?!

Yogiri: I’m joking.

Tomochika: So, what about killing the Question Corner, then? I don't really understand the question, but go ahead.

Yogiri: It would just mean there’s no Question Corner next time, wouldn’t it?

Mokomoko: Such a thing would be rather troubling for us!

Tomochika: We need something for these side stories, so please don’t do it!

Q: Yogiri Takatou, I have a question for you as a friend. I am a firm believer that the bigger the boobs, the better. When it comes to your personal tastes, do you prefer boobs that are bigger than Dannoura’s? By the way, I think boobs are filled with “dreams” and “love.” If possible, I would love to hear your opinion.

Yume Nitto

Yogiri: Hmmm. I wouldn’t necessarily say that bigger is always better. While I do prefer them larger, there’s always a limit...

Tomochika: I don’t think you have to take the question that seriously! Isn’t a question like this no good?!

Yogiri: The issue is really who the boobs belong to. If they got bigger or smaller over time, that wouldn’t really change my opinion of them much.

Tomochika: Uh, actually, I’d rather you didn’t pay that much attention to my chest...

Yogiri: Also, I’m pretty sure they’re just full of fat.

Tomochika: Hey!

Mokomoko: While that is indeed true, I believe an answer that permits one to dream may be more suitable...

Tomochika: And that’s the end of the bonus section! The other bonuses are all similar, so if you enjoyed this one, please take a look at those as well! Please send us your questions any time!