Chapter 33: Sleeping with a Stunning Beauty, but Only Spending Time Touching Oneself...
Translator: Subudai11 Editor: Chrissy
Since two years ago, Wang Lu knew that the Lady Boss was a person of her words. Once she said she would teach him, she wouldn’t take it back.
After having their lunch under the tree, the Lady Boss packed up the bowls and chopsticks into the food box and then said, “Okay, let’s get started.”
“Start what?”
“Of course, it’s training martial art! Since we can’t start in the morning, we might as well start now. Think of this as a way to speed up your digestion. Come with me.”
The Lady Boss turned around and walked along a rugged road slanted upward, seemingly without a certain destination. Wang Lu simply followed behind her in silence.
The two of them walked in tandem on the Misty Peak, traveling rapidly. Although the Lady Boss was carrying a bulky food box filled with fragile dishware, she didn’t seem to be burdened by it. Moreover, the box didn’t even shake, and there was no sound of colliding dishware, which showed her profound lightness Kung Fu.
As for Wang Lu, their difference in skill was far too much. Although he did long distance hiking everyday for two years and had superhuman endurance, but he was not a martial artist. His climbing movement was not natural. He even needed to use his four limbs in order for him to keep up with the Lady Boss.
After climbing for half an hour, they passed the grotesquely-shaped jagged rocks, went through the Peach Blossom Forest, and finally stopped in the middle of nowhere.
“Not bad, you can still keep up without losing your breath! No monkeys can climb better than you!”
Wang Lu clapped his hands on the mud. “As a mountain boy, my special skill in chasing away the wild monkey is certainly amazing.”
“Your special skill is too tasteless! However, this also proves that you haven’t wasted your two years, your foundation is very solid. That being the case, what we’re going to do next is very simple. I will directly pass onto you a peerless skill. The only problem is, it’s going to be a little exhausting.”
Wang Lu laughed. “It doesn’t matter, I can handle it. But, don’t you think I am a bit late to start learning martial arts?”
The Lady Boss confidently patted her chest. “Don’t compare me with those mediocre martial artists. Not to mention you’re only fourteen now, even if you’re forty, it’s not going to be too late for you to start training with me!”
“Why do I feel your words seem familiar to me…?”
Wang Lu and the Lady Boss talked and laughed merrily at the beginning, but when the Lady Boss started getting serious and imparted him the outside martial art called “Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon”, Wang Lu almost gave up.
The Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon was not a complicated skill. It has a total of sixteen sets, divided into thirty movements, but… the movement was difficult, even outright outrageous. The person who created this Kung Fu set must have had a great deal of hatred towards humanity because each movement was designed to be against the common sense— whether it was to turn the joint outward or to tear the ligament as a way to stretch the body. Wang Lu thought that the three words “Subduing the Dragon” probably meant that the dragon itself would be subdued halfway through the training if it tried to train this set.
Of course, although this Kung Fu set was anti-human, there were no shortage of peerless martial arts masters with anti-human Kung Fu set. The Lady Boss performed the whole sixteen set in a single stretch without missing a beat, which made Wang Lu highly suspect whether the girl ate any strange fruit while she was still a child, and thus causing all her limbs and joints to be freely moved and stretched at will in all directions.
“All right, those are all the complete sixteen sets of the Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon, what do you think?” The Lady Boss laughed after she finished this set of anti-human skill. “How much can you remember?”
“Master, I have already forgotten half of it. Should I forget all of it to master this set? If so, please give another two minutes…” [1]
“The hell! Are you kidding me!”
“Because I don’t want to add this anti-human set into my memory. Master, do you have a more reasonable Kung Fu set?”
Like an artist that was being denied its artistic attainment by an average person, Lady Boss went furious. “What does a kid like you know! Do you know how many people in the mortal world dreams of learning even just half of this Subduing the Dragon set? Go practice this set! Otherwise, you won’t get any meal from me in the future!”
“Damn, threatening to cut the meal, that’s a low blow, master, a low blow!”
Facing such a threat, Wang Lu finally got serious and began to practice the set.
Although his heart was a thousand times unwilling, when Wang Lu seriously began to train, his progress was surprisingly fast.
The Lady Boss had actually just demonstrated the complete set to him once, but every action and movement from that set had already been deeply engraved in his mind… Of course, this could be because those anti-human set of movements were too shocking.
But when Wang Lu easily completed the first three moves, even the Lady Boss was caught by surprise. “Not bad, you’re actually this flexible.”
Wang Lu feebly replied, “You’re the flabby one!” [2]
“Hmm, since you can easily complete the first few moves, we can speed up your training. Let’s combine the move with the breathing exercise. Okay, pay attention to my instruction…”
This time, the difficulty increased a lot. Although Wang Lu could smoothly execute those antihuman moves of the Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon with his physical condition, but when
the Lady Boss asked to combine it with the breathing routine, Wang Lu suddenly felt like he was being pressed by a huge mountain. The breathing routine seemed to have no rules whatsoever; sometimes it was fast, sometimes it was slow, and sometimes it was like a hailstorm, which nearly overwhelmed him. When it slowed, it was so drawn-out that he nearly suffocated. It was more like intentionally giving someone a hard time rather than a breathing exercise.
However, not long after, Wang Lu felt that there seemed to be a particular stream of energy which methodically flowed throughout various parts of his body according to the Lady Boss’s breathing exercise instruction.
Whenever that stream of energy flew past a body part, the muscles in that area began to slightly shiver, expand and contract. Although the magnitude wasn’t large, it covered all the muscles in his body, which when combined with the movements of the set, consumed immense physical exertion. Sweat poured out all over his body, and his heart beat like crazy.
Seeing his “streaming with sweat” condition, the Lady Boss expressed her admiration. “Wow, your body's response is really quick! Your ability to sense the stream of energy is really sharp! In the mortal world, you’ll be a rare martial arts prodigy.”
Wang Lu fought back his breathing discomfort and said, “Damn, even in the Immortal Cultivation World, with my Void Spirit Root, I am still a rare prodigy!”
“Yeah, yeah, a rare collection specimen…” The Lady Boss curled her lips. “Okay, since this exercise had made you, this wild monkey, tired like a dog, I think that’s enough for today. Go back and take a rest. When your strength is restored, you can practice again. After you master this Divine Skill of Subduing the Dragon, I will teach you several more fighting methods. With your intelligence and talent, I believe that within a month, you can win a fight against Zhu Qin’s gang members in a duel.”
“What the! A month of hard training and I can only win a one-on-one fight against a minion? In the past two years, I had been left behind by so many people! Oh my dear Master, shouldn’t you compensate for my loss of youth!”
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That night, Wang Lu dragged his body back to the Non-Phase Peak and immediately fell asleep. Early the next morning, his whole body ached so much that he wished he could die right then.
However, when he remembered that he hadn’t had his breakfast yet, Wang Lu forced himself to get up and hobbled to the living room. He then unflinchingly swept away the steamed bun, pickles, thin porridge and a slice of ham from the table.
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