Han Bingxue couldn't see Erhuo's eyes, but he could feel that in the dense fog, Erhuo was staring at him with eyes full of disdain .
"Meow…" Erhuo humphed . 'This Han Bingxue boy is truly a retard! Can you truly protect my master? Are you overestimating yourself? Do you think they are our enemies? They are my underlings! Look at you, nervous like hell . And they say you are famous… Pah!' That was what Erhuo meant .
"Boss, what did it say? Is it speaking ill of me?" Han Bingxue asked discontentedly .
Stupid or not, he was sensitive to such a feeling, so he asked!
Ye Xiao tried not to laugh and he said, "You think too much . It just wants to exchange names with you . From now on, the cat is Han Bingxue and you are Erhuo [1] . I think it is a good idea . Look at its white hair . It is white like snow, clearer than snow . It won't disgrace your name . Its name Erhuo suits you perfectly too . Don't you think?"
"Fxck!" Han Bingxue was so angry .
[Damn you! Your cat is bullying me! You as its master is bullying me too! You think you are great because you are the boss?]
[Fine . You are great . But you can't bully people like this!]
Suddenly, a blood-stench swept over with fierceness . A huge being had come near in a short time . Although they couldn't see the face of the animal, and couldn't tell what kind of beast it was, they could feel that it was huge like a mountain .
It was like a mountain with murderous qi .
It felt like that .
Ye Xiao didn't care much . He just stood there with his arms crossed on the chest, waiting for the next move . He naturally understood what was going on .
Erhuo was making a weak and gentle voice, "Meow? Meow? Meow ah?"
Then they finished talking . The beast was slowly moving backward and said, "Wow, oh, oh?"
"Meow!"
- Shoot! -
It was the blood-stench again…
That beast suddenly disappeared at an unbelievable speed . If they could see it, they would see a huge white tiger, which was over a thousand feet tall, with all its body soaked with sweat…
It wasn't sweating because of tiredness… It was sweating because of fear…
[Holy heavens! That scared the shxt out of me!]
Han Bingxue widely opened his eyes . Although he heard what they were talking, he didn't understand a word . "Is it… talking to that beast?"
Ye Xiao said, "It is not you talking to the beast, apparently . "
Han Bingxue was curious, "What did Erhuo say? Do you know, Boss?"
Ye Xiao said, "Nothing serious . It's just asking for directions . Do you need me to translate for you?"
Han Bingxue was even more curious, "You know cat language? Come on! Show me!"
Ye Xiao was pleased . He said, "Somebody! Come! I need a direction!"
Han Bingxue was stunned . "What? Boss? Who are you talking to?"
Ye Xiao stared at him and shouted, "What do you mean who I am talking to? I am translating Erhuo's words . That is what it said first! It's calling for somebody! Don't make any stupid guess again, will you?"
Han Binguxe staggered . He nearly fell down to the floor, speaking with a twisted face, "Fine . I get it . That's domineering! Quite domineering! What next?"
Ye Xiao smiled and said, "Second? Forget it . Let me just go through all of it . Listen carefully and don't interrupt . What Erhuo said after the first was 'Where is the way? Where should I go?' And then the beast said 'way to where?' Erhuo said 'to the fourth layer . ' The beast, 'Just right ahead of you . Take a turn there and you will smell something nice . When you do, you turn right . That is where you are going . ' Erhuo went on asking, 'How far is it? Tell me more!' The beast, 'About three hundred miles . Not very far . ' Erhuo said, 'You d*ckhead! Why are you as stupid as this man beside me? Three hundred miles and you think it is not far?' The beast seemed ashamed, 'I am wrong . You are right . You are absolutely right . '"
Ye Xiao hadn't finished yet, but Han Bingxue was already astonished . Han Bingxue gritted his teeth and asked, "What next then?"
"Then Erhuo said 'Ok . ' The beast answered, 'Great!' Then the beast left, 'Can I go now, boss?' Erhuo said, 'Piss the fxck off . You are more annoying than Han Bingxue . Such a d*ck…' The beast seemed happy and it said, 'Luckily, I am not Han Bingxue . Just give me a word and I will smash Han Bingxue into a piece of shxt . ' Erhuo said, 'Get away! Do not make me sick . A Han Bingxue is enough to make me look stupid . With you, do you think I still have a second of relief? Just go away!' So the beast just left… happily…"
He finished the whole story, nodded, and said, "That's it . Any questions? Anything you don't understand?"
Han Bingxue gritted his teeth and spoke with a pale face, "No! I understand all! I never knew that you not only know cat language, but also the spiritual beast language… Now I realize you are already such an advanced person who is like some rare special spiritual beasts…"
Ye Xiao spoke with a smile, "That's flattering . I will remember your word . I will keep it in mind . I know for you, who are even worse than animals, this is quite a strike in the head . Just take your time and accept it . "
Han Bingxue looked upset and started to sigh .
[This is getting even harder . ]
[Boss is better and better at humiliating people . ]
[The two beasts shouted at each other for some reason and then he actually made up a story to humiliate me out of it…]
[How brilliant!]
[I never noticed he had such talent . People change when time passes . That's so typical!]
In fact, even though Ye Xiao didn't translate the conversation in a nice way, he didn't lie about even one word . He didn't even exaggerate it .
Erhuo did say those words .
The white tiger did say those words too… It was all real…
Erhuo finally got the right direction . It didn't hesitate, just ran out to it .
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