Kaori’s Sexy Yue Observation Diary
This is a story about Hajime and the crew shortly after he reunited with Kaori in the Great Orcus Labyrinth and she joined the party.
“Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!” Kaori screamed as she dropped to all fours and pounded the ground. Today, like most days, she had been forced to watch Hajime and Yue flirt endlessly without any opportunity to wedge herself between them. Every time she tried to force herself into the mix, Yue would just blow her away with magic and then belittle her to add insult to injury. Kaori hadn’t managed to get the better of Yue even once yet.
“Ch-Cheer up, Kaori-san. I know how you feel, but it’ll get better,” Shea said, patting Kaori’s shoulder.
“Yue is surprisingly stubborn when it comes to Kaori specifically,” Tio mused.
“Right?!” Kaori exclaimed, looking up at her. “Do you see how she grins at me every single time?! And how she always brags about how she and Hajime-kun and Myu-chan are all sleeping together in the same room?! I wish I could do that! She always looks over at me when she’s holding hands with Hajime-kun too! God, I just wish I could break them apart somehow!”
“Your thoughts are growing darker and darker,” Shea said with a sad smile.
“It’s the middle of the night, Kaori. Keep it down or we’ll get complaints,” Tio said.
“I understand now. I was a fool,” Kaori said, visibly deflated, all of the tension draining from her body.
She clearly wasn’t listening to a word Shea or Tio said. Shea gave Tio a worried glance, and Tio nodded. Kaori was beginning to grow unstable.
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. I know too little about my rival in love. I need to gather intel on Yue and find her weakness! I need to observe her! All the time! ALL THE TIME!” Kaori turned to Shea and Tio, who both shrunk back in fear. There was an outright ghastly look in her eyes. “And I have two sources of intel right here. Hey, Shea, Tio, tell me all about Yue.”
Scared for their lives, they both nodded.
Over the course of the next few days, Kaori spent her every waking moment watching Yue. When everyone sat down in the inn’s common room for breakfast, Kaori realized how elegant and refined each and every one of Yue’s movements was as she ate. She glared at Yue, who was so surprised by the animosity in Kaori’s gaze that her hands slipped for a second and she got some jam on her cheek. As Kaori saw that, there was only one thought that ran through her mind:
That’s so sexy!
Yue glared back at Kaori while alluringly licking the jam with her tongue. At the same time, she used her finger to wipe the sauce staining Myu’s mouth and licked that as well. Even when she wasn’t trying to be seductive, all of her mannerisms exuded sex appeal. Yue somehow managed to make the act of eating breakfast into something naughty. Kaori knew she wasn’t just imagining it either, since all of the young men sitting nearby were staring at Yue too. Though, of course, Hajime glared at them until they turned pale and went back to minding their own business.
The same thing happened when they went shopping for supplies before heading out.
She’s way too sexy!
They’d stopped at a clothing store to replace their worn travel clothes, and Yue was currently trying on an overcoat. However, because of how short she was, the coat went all the way to her thighs, creating the illusion that she wasn’t wearing anything underneath, which paired exceedingly well with her knee socks. When she bent down to adjust her shoes, it was unbelievably sexy. It felt like you could almost see up her skirt from behind, but it still hid just enough. As always, Hajime glared at the other guests who were staring at Yue, causing them to scurry away in fear.
Observing Yue at night was the hardest part, though. In fact, it was quite the ordeal for Kaori. Hajime and Yue were both fans of baths, so they always picked inns that had them. As a result, Kaori and Yue often ended up taking baths together, and even washing each other’s backs.
“Mmm... Kaori... Ah, that’s too rough. Can’t you be, mmm, gentler?”
“Are you doing this on purpose?! You totally are! What do you want from me?!”
“Hm? I just want you to be gentler so it doesn’t hurt.”
“Bwagh!”
In truth, Kaori had been rubbing a little too hard, and Yue had simply voiced a request. However, the way Yue moaned every time Kaori did anything was just too erotic. Kaori wasn’t even into girls, yet she felt like she might end up falling for Yue anyway. She was beginning to wonder if Yue didn’t have some kind of sex-related special magic.
What in the world is this sexy-cute creature?! Is this how she won Hajime-kun over?! I guess I can’t blame him! Her sexiness is a weapon of mass destruction! Hold it together, Kaori. Don’t forget that Yue’s your rival! You have to beat her!!! Shizuku-chan, please watch over me!
Kaori’s thoughts were a complete mess, but she managed to make it through her bath time naked with Yue. Though Kaori had started this project to try to find Yue’s weakness, her goal had completely shifted by now.
“You’ve been looking at me with lustful eyes recently, Kaori. Are you a pervert?”
“Excuse me! This is your fault for being a walking bundle of sex appeal!”
“What’s that supposed to mean?!”
Yue narrowed her eyes at Kaori, preparing to teach her a lesson like usual. But for once, the heavens favored Kaori.
“You’re sexy. And you flaunt it. Everyone can tell.”
“H-Hajime?!”
Indeed, it was Hajime, who had been impassively watching their spat, who’d said that.
“If our Status Plates had a stat for sex appeal, yours would be over 9,000.”
“Why that oddly specific number?!”
Yue gave Hajime a shocked look, but there was no one willing to take her side on this one.
“I know what you mean. She’s so casual about it that it’s hard to notice, but I suppose nothing escapes your sharp eyes, Kaori-san. Well done,” Shea said, looking at Kaori like a master proud of her disciple.
“You too, Shea?! Does this mean you thought I was a naughty girl this whole time?!”
Even the resident pervert dragon thought Yue was too seductive.
“Yue. Were you under the impression that you weren’t the living incarnation of lust?” Tio asked.
“What...?”
Yue started trembling, and she turned to Myu, ever the innocent angel, for support. But when Myu met her gaze, she just blushed a little and looked away. Yue’s hands balled up into fists and her cheeks started twitching. It was hard to tell if she was embarrassed or indignant.
“Listen, there’s been a misunderstanding. I am not that immodest a woman! I know how to restrain myself!”
“Yes, yes, of course. I’m sure you truly believe that,” Kaori said in a voice laden with pity.
“Okay, that’s the last straw. Tonight is the night you die, Kaori!”
Now Yue was definitely indignant. She started her usual catfight with Kaori while Hajime and the others watched on with smiles on their faces.
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