Chapter 573
Chapter 573: Brother Medicine Master, book me a hospital bed for another half a month!
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Whenever Fairy Lychee sent her selfies in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, it was a blessing for all the members . There were many beautiful fairy maidens in the world of cultivators, but it was very rare to see a fairy maiden as beautiful as Fairy Lychee that liked to send her selfies to others .
Today, the blessing came during the early hours of the morning .
At this time, in True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal cave .
A pekingese had locked himself inside a small black room . It had already been more than half a month since he had locked himself in there .
Doudou was shrinking in the corner of the small black room with a tablet in his hands, silently taking a look at what was going on in the Nine Provinces Number One Group .
At this time, he was unable to write anything in the group since True Monarch Yellow Mountain had silenced him for 30 days .
At the same time, he was unable to speak in real life as well since True Monarch Yellow Mountain had silenced him for a whole year .
This time around, stupid Yellow Mountain was truly angry .
Fairy Lychee sent a selfie in the group . Stupid Yellow Mountain's mood should improve after seeing her pictures, right?
Anyway, that Shuhang has no loyalty at all! He didn't get online for such a long time . . . and when he was online a few days ago, he didn't even look for me! Truly no loyalty! Doesn't he know that I'm currently facing the biggest crisis of my dog life?! Woof, woof!
Doudou was very depressed at this time . Although he had locked himself inside a small black room, he still had a way to obtain information from the outside world . Otherwise, if he didn't have a few tricks up his sleeve, how could he frequently get out of True Monarch Yellow Mountain's immortal cave and run away from home?
According to the information Doudou obtained, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was planning to meet with several fellow daoists . At the same time, he was completing the preparations for his wedding ceremony .
Anyway, the wedding itself wasn't the problem . After all, he was a monster dog of the Fourth Stage that would soon condense a Monster Core, reaching the Fifth Stage Realm . He was supernova amongst monsters, and it was right about time for him to look for a female dog and father a litter of puppies .
The real problem was *whom* he was going to marry during the wedding!
He was simply unable to imagine the scene of himself wearing feminine attire and getting married .
What is stupid Yellow Mountain planning to do in the end? Is he planning to castrate me? Or does he have a method to turn me into a female dog?
Aside from these two options, there was another option that made Doudou feel even more uneasy . . . what if he was a female monster dog from the very beginning! Perhaps his 'little Doudou' was just something fake that stupid Yellow Mountain had attached there with a mysterious magical technique?
Is it possible that I was a female dog from the very beginning?
For the past few days, Doudou had been continuously thinking about this terrifying scenario .
After he brought him back to the immortal cave, True Monarch Yellow Mountain didn't come to meet Doudou again . He had been busy preparing his wedding ceremony .
Yellow Mountain's natural and nonchalant actions had started to make Doudou question his dog life and gender .
No, I can't sit and wait for death . I have to get out of this situation . Whether he wants to castrate me, turn me into a female dog, or even if I'm a female dog to begin with . . . this is not the dog life I want! Actually, I don't want to live the life of a dog in the first place . But if I have to choose, I would choose the life of a dog god!
Doudou switched off the tablet with his paws and prepared to run away from home another time . In addition, he wasn't planning to stay on Earth this time .
He decided to head toward the boundless space just like Song Shuhang!
If even a rookie of the Second Stage like Song Shuhang could survive in space, what problem could a pekingese of the Fourth Stage like him have? He couldn't possibly starve to death, right?
Oh, right . Better get a few fasting pills before leaving home .
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At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group .
Even if it was early morning, there were many fellow daoists online . After all, powerful cultivators didn't need to sleep too long .
Copper Trigram, who was currently lying on the hospital bed, tried to curry favor . "Fairy Lychee, you look truly beautiful . Was the dress of your liking?"
Fairy Lychee: "I have forgiven you!"
Thereupon, Copper Trigram happily reverted his 'Hospitalized Copper Trigram' ID to Immortal Master Copper Trigram . Then, he got up from the hospital bed . There was no need to pretend to be injured anymore .
But right at this time, Northern River's Loose Cultivator sent a sneering emoji in the group .
Northern River's Loose Cultivator: "Copper Trigram, I have something to ask you . "
"Don't bother, useless Northern River . I won't reply to your question!" Immortal Master Copper Trigram quickly replied .
" . . . " Northern River's Loose Cultivator .
Then, Immortal Master Copper Trigram also added, "Of course, if you politely call me 'Your Excellency Copper Trigram', I might consider replying to your question, but only IF my mood is good . "
Northern River's Loose Cultivator gritted his teeth and said, "Damned shady fortune teller! I'll make sure to kill you on the summit of the forbidden city on September 1st!"
Immortal Master Copper Trigram laughed loudly and said, "I'll return the same sentence to you! You'll be the one to die, useless Northern River! Ahahaha!"
Since Fairy Lychee had finally forgiven him, his current mood was pretty good . In addition, his wounds and that of his disciple, Immortal Fortune Teller Iron Trigram, were changing for the better . As such, Copper Trigram got the feeling that the world was truly a wonderful place .
" . . . " Northern River's Loose Cultivator .
Su Clan's Seven popped out and asked out of curiosity, "Northern River, what did you want to ask Copper Trigram?"
"Brother Seven, this question of yours is really good," Northern River's Loose Cultivator said with a smile . "I was wondering about the fact that this shady fortune teller assumed Fairy Lychee's appearance to perform his shady divinations once . In that case, I wanted to ask him . . . except for Fairy Lychee, did he assume the appearance of other fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group to perform his terrible divinations?"
As soon as he saw this question, Immortal Master Copper Trigram had a bad premonition .
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