Chapter 596
Chapter 596: Copper Trigram: Fairy maiden, you sent into space the wrong person! (2 in 1)
Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu
Song Shuhang continued with his explanation in a gentle tone . "My initial plan was to shoot a small movie, and there wasn't really the need for a script . We could have shot it the way we preferred, and that was it . . . but after my friend brought up that matter about the plot, I felt that what she said was indeed reasonable . Afterward, that friend of mine offered herself to help me look for an author that could write the script for the movie, guaranteeing that she would find one that wrote very interesting stories . As a result, I agreed to her plan . "
After hearing up to this point, Gao Moumou touched his face . The corner of his mouth had started to twitch already .
"Then, a few days ago, I had to go to a very distant place due to personal reasons . Thereupon, I left the task to look for that author that wrote interesting stories to my trusted friend . I left everything in her hands and didn't pay attention to the matter anymore," Song Shuhang said .
" . . . " Gao Moumou felt that his whole face had started to twist .
"Ahaha, judging from your expression, you must have guessed it already, right? Anyway, your guess is correct . The name of my trusted friend is precisely Yu Jiaojiao 1 , and from a certain point of view, she is indeed a very lovely and cute girl," Song Shuhang said and gave Gao Moumou the thumbs up . Yu Jiaojiao's mother was a beautiful woman, and after Jiaojiao advanced to the Fifth Stage Realm and became capable of assuming human form, she wouldn't be inferior to her mother . If one looked at things from a 'future' perspective, Jiaojiao was indeed a beautiful and lovely girl!
Gao Moumou felt that he had gotten a sudden stomach ache as he said, "Then, is it possible that the super unlucky author that Miss Yu Jiaojiao kidnapped and locked inside a small black room, ultimately forcing him to write from 20,000 to 30,000 characters every day—and possibly starving him if he were to fail to reach that number—is called Gao Moumou?!"
"Absolutely correct . You aren't a webnovel author for nothing! Your insight is excellent . " Song Shuhang tried to flatter Gao Moumou a bit .
Unfortunately, the flattery didn't work that well .
"In other words, the reason I was locked inside this small black room, unable to sleep all night because I had to write chapters, is the movie you—Song Shuhang—decided to shoot on a whim?" Gao Moumou said as he massaged his chest in the hope of calming his pulsating heart .
Song Shuhang didn't deny and said, "You are correct . It's precisely like this . "
Gao Moumou clenched his teeth and said, "Shuhang!"
"Yes?" Song Shuhang then reminded, "Moumou, we reached an agreement earlier, didn't we? Everything that happened was such a big coincidence . It's probably the god of fate playing tricks on us . I explained everything to you in details, without hiding anything . Therefore, you can't get angry, alright?"
"Don't worry, Shuhang! The boat representing our friendship can withstand great storms and won't overturn after a simple quarrel!" Gao Moumou clenched his teeth and said, "But now, come over here!"
"What do you want to do?" Song Shuhang asked .
"Come over here, I promise that I won't beat you too much!" Gao Moumou said as he clenched his fists . At this time, he had only one thing in mind—making Song Shuhang have a taste of the brutal iron fist of friendship! And he would make sure to make Shuhang feel a lot of pain!
"Don't even think about it . " Song Shuhang smiled and said, "In addition, the current you isn't my match . "
"Don't think too highly of yourself just because you grew a little taller! Quickly come over and allow me to give you a taste of the iron fist of friendship!" Gao Moumou growled .
"I didn't just grow taller, heh!" Song Shuhang said as he revealed a smile . Then, he lifted his clothes and revealed his sculpted body .
Each and every muscle was well-defined . Although his muscles weren't as big as bodybuilders', they were full of explosive power . As long as Song Shuhang slightly made an effort, all the muscles of his body would move accordingly, filled with incredible strength .
"F*ck . " Gao Moumou opened his eyes wide . Just what the hell was going on? Some time ago before the start of summer vacation, Song Shuhang still had a slight potbelly . But now, three months later, all the muscles of his body were well-defined and dazzling to the eye?
Even if he had taken steroids, he wouldn't have been able to develop such muscles!
"Hehehe . " Song Shuhang posed like a bodybuilder and said, "Did you see? As you can see from my muscles, my body is in top condition right now . The current you is unable to beat me up . "
Gao Moumou clenched his teeth and said, "Tsk! It doesn't matter . You aren't allowed to hit back . Let me beat you up a bit to release my anger . "
"Not even in your dreams!" Song Shuhang smiled and said, "I'm not a masochist . "
"Tsk! In that case, I'll have to leave a hole with your silhouette on the wall myself . Look at this move of mine . Shuhang, get rekt!" Gao Moumou placed his hand on the desk and propped himself up, jumping high up and using a scissor kick against Song Shuhang . One had to remember that Gao Moumou had trained before!
But just when he was halfway through his jump, one of his legs ended up hitting the edge of the desk . . . after all, the desk and the office chair were part of one set and were both very big!
Gao Moumou lost his balance and fell to the ground with a loud thud .
" . . . " Song Shuhang .
That must have hurt a lot .
He squatted next to Gao Moumou and asked, "Are you alright?"
"Do you think I'm alright?" Gao Moumou raised his head while covering his nose and bitterly said with teary eyes, "At first, I was just thinking of calling my dear friend here so that you could keep me company in this small black room . But you were the goddamn mastermind that made me end up in the small black room in the first place! Our friendship is over!"
Song Shuhang said with a smile, "Do you want to end our friendship just like that? Didn't you just say that the small boat representing our friendship could withstand big storms and whatnot?"
"Can it really be alright if water is continuously leaking in? It will eventually sink if the water keeps leaking in!" Gao Moumou gave him a supercilious look .
"Fine . Let it sink in that case," Song Shuhang said as he stretched out his hand, picking up Gao Moumou from the ground .
Gao Moumou felt as though a burst of incredible strength that he had no way of revolting against had picked him up from the ground . The difference in strength between the two was just too much, to the point of being comparable to the difference between an infant and a grown-up adult!
Gao Moumou clenched his teeth and said, "What the hell . Shuhang, what did you eat lately that you became so strong?"
Song Shuhang said gently, "I've indeed experienced a lot of things lately . It's a long story . "
"An opportunity, eat my move!" Just as he was speaking, Gao Moumou suddenly attacked Song Shuhang with his leg from a tricky angle, trying to hit his calf . Gao Moumou had practiced martial arts when he was a child . Although he had neglected his studies for several years now, he still remembered the basics .
"Clang!"
In the next moment, Gao Moumou's eyes almost fell out of his eye sockets . Just now, he felt as though his leg had hit a pillar made of iron, bouncing back and making him feel extreme pain .
"Damnable Shuhang, did you actually hide an iron plate below your pants?! Our friendship is truly over now!" Gao Moumou clenched his teeth due to the pain . He even had to lower his voice and endure the pain so as to avoid waking up Yayi, suffering in silence .
" . . . " Song Shuhang .
Shuhang quietly pulled his pants up and revealed the well-defined muscles of his calf . Afterward, he said with a smug expression on his face, "As you can see, I don't have any iron plate below my pants . Those are just the powerful muscles of my leg . "
"Bastard, did you practice the golden-bell cover technique or something?!" Gao Moumou said as he rubbed his leg . The kick he had thrown just now wasn't a serious one and was more of a joke . Therefore, he didn't put too much strength in it . However, the pain he felt was still very hard to bear!
Song Shuhang blinked his eyes and said, "Anyway . . . do you still want to kick me a few more times to vent your anger? I feel like I don't really need to dodge . "
If anyone hit you in the right leg, turn to them the other leg also . This way, you would have even more fun~
"Kick your sister!" Gao Moumou gave him a supercilious look .
Then, he crawled until the office chair and pondered for a moment, lightly laughing .
Sometimes, such incredible coincidences could actually take place in the world . After several small coincidences combined with each other, they would give birth to matters that would go beyond one's expectations .
Song Shuhang sat in front of Gao Moumou and said again, "I'm sorry about what happened . But it was really an accident . I totally didn't expect that the author Yu Jiaojiao would catch would be you . In addition, I even asked you if wrote webnovels earlier, and you said you didn't . Therefore, I'm not the only one at fault here . "
Gao Moumou gave him a supercilious look . The fact that he was writing webnovels was his little personal secret . He couldn't casually tell it to his acquaintances!
"Anyway, I'll tell Yu Jiaojiao to get you out of this small black room . After that, you can have fun in here for the next days," Song Shuhang continued .
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