Chapter 876: 876
"[All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family]? Which monster organization is that? And is it really okay to use such an eye-catching signboard?" Loli Zhu asked after staring at the signboard of the monster organization .
"If it was before, there might have been some problems . . . but monster hunters haven't been too active during the past several hundred years . Nowadays, the vast majority of the cultivators treats monsters equally and without discrimination, and they won't bother them as long as the monsters don't start committing crimes . Therefore, there is no problem even if they put such a signboard in the open," Shi said .
Just as they were discussing, a figure suddenly appeared in midair . The figure was sent there through the power of space, and it had appeared out of thin air .
The figure was that of a girl . She had long green hair—which was worn in two ponytails—and was wearing a tight-fitting white dress, which served as a contrast to show off her slender yet explosive figure .
Song Shuhang opened his eyes wide . . . it was Lady Onion!
Why did Lady Onion suddenly appear in that place? Was it possible that she had met Senior White Two, and Senior White Two had delivered her here?
Song Shuhang's guess was correct .
Senior White Two had sent Lady Onion outside the 'world of the black lotus', delivering her to Shuhang's side . However, due to the ball of liquid metal tightly sealing the exit of that world, the teleportation was slightly affected .
Although Senior White Two had become the new master of the world of the black lotus and had learned of that backdoor passage from Song Shuhang, the location he teleported Lady Onion to still ended up being a little off when he used the power of space to get her out .
His original plan was to deliver her next to Song Shuhang, but when Lady Onion appeared, she was materialized at a height of five meters in the air and started to fall down .
At the entrance of that rented house, the husky narrowed its eyes and stared at Lady Onion, who had appeared out of thin air . "Woof . "
Lady Onion opened her eyes in a daze and discovered that she was in midair .
As such, she quickly performed a beautiful backflip and steadily landed on the ground .
What had happened? Earlier, she was swinging Senior White Rabbit's cocoon around, and she started to get somewhat drowsy . . . but then, she suddenly appeared in this place?
"What is this place?" Lady Onion turned her head around and gazed at the rented house . In the next moment, she discovered that there was another writing on the number plate that only cultivators and monsters could read .
[All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] — [Secret Base Number 250] .
"Eh?!" Lady Onion intensely stared at that house number plate .
Wait a moment . . . wasn't this that damned organization the same one that taught her those [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive], which were the main reason she got locked up for 300 years by that buddhist nun called Nine Lanterns?
Why had the branch of that damned organization appeared here?
In addition, if this was a 'secret base', why was the signboard so eye-catching?
Just how much of an idiot one had to be to do something like this!?
Sure enough, it was better to just turn around and leave, acting as if she had seen nothing .
Aside from that, Lady Onion discovered another very good thing .
She was finally free~
She had escaped from Song Shuhang's evil clutches!
The feeling of freedom was great . Lady Onion clenched her small fists, delighted .
But right at this time, that lazy-looking husky gazed at Lady Onion, and asked, "Little girl, if you can't defeat a human cultivator, how many methods can you use to surrender?"
The voice of the husky was clear and sharp . It sounded like the voice of a woman or a young boy .
"500," Lady Onion replied subconsciously . It couldn't be helped, she was simply too familiar with that technique! She didn't even need to think to reply to questions such as this .
"To which category of the [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive] does the needlework secret technique belong to?" the husky quickly asked another question .
"To the [How a Female Monster Should Become the Male Master's Mistress] category, and also to the 'Good Wife and Loving Mother' chapter of the [13 Moves to Fight the Male Master's Harem]," Lady Onion quickly replied .
Guoguo, Shi, and Zhu—as well Ye Si in the sky—couldn't help but turn their heads to one side after hearing these names .
Just from the names, these secret techniques and skills sounded rather tragic .
No matter which monster it was, after studying those 200 skills, they would surely turn into useless monsters!
Song Shuhang faintly sighed .
How could he tell them that he, too, knew the [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive]?
Back then, he'd dreamt of Lady Onion's life, living for several hundred years as a green onion . Thanks to that dream, he'd learned what patience was as well as those trashy [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive] .
Those 200 skills were truly scary, and even up until now, they still slightly influenced Song Shuhang's behavior .
For example, while handling certain matters, Song Shuhang would unconsciously recall the content of the [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive] .
Even if he wanted to forget them, he couldn't .
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After hearing Lady Onion's quick and correct replies, that lazy-looking husky nodded . "Very good, your replies were correct . It seems you are indeed a member of our [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization . Which branch are you from?"
"I don't know . " Lady Onion shook her head .
Just now, she wanted to pretend that she knew nothing about this [All the Monsters of the World Should Unite and Become a Family] organization . But little did she expect that she would reveal her identity as soon as the dog asked her a few questions .
"You don't know? Strange, how come the organization didn't tell you the branch number when they recruited you? Actually . . . is it possible that you are a new member that the general headquarters recruited personally?" A surprised expression flashed through the eyes of that husky .
"I'm not sure . I was casually recruited by the organization and then taught a set of skills known as [200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive] by an elder of the organization . After learning those skills, I descended from the mountain," Lady Onion replied .
"It seems you might really be a disciple that the general headquarters recruited . It's a good thing you came to our 250th branch today because we were about to organize a hard-to-come-by Human-Morphing Feast . You came just in time, quickly come in . " That husky revealed a happy expression on its face .
When the husky narrowed its eyes, opened its mouth, and stuck out its tongue . . . it was a sign that it was happy . Truly a marvelous expression .
"Human-Morphing Feast? What is this human-morphing thing? Don't tell me that you . . . y-you are planning to . . . e-eat humans?" Lady Onion was shocked, and she had even started stuttering by the end .
After hearing these words, the three disobedient children, who were still hiding, perked up their ears—eating humans? If these monsters were really planning to eat humans, they couldn't let this matter be! They would have to report this matter back to their sects so that they could send over some experts to take care of these monsters!
Although the three children were disobedient, they weren't stupid . As such, they weren't going to foolishly barge into the headquarters of the monsters alone and become their snack .
"Eating humans? Stop indulging in flights of fancy . What's even tasty about humans? This thing about eating humans is a superstition that started back in the age of feudalism . . . In the past, some stupid monsters really thought that you could turn into X after eating X . As such, they believed that they could turn into humans ahead of time if they ate enough of them . . . Did they mistake humans for some 'thousand years old ginseng' or 'ten thousand years old spirit fungus' to think that they could advance to the Fifth Stage and condense a Monster Core after eating them?!" The husky had an indignant expression on its face .
Here it was again! Another marvelous expression, an indignant husky!
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