[Wave 9] Oh... my brother-in-law...!
“Trainer E. Lead the way. What's the big deal? You're the only trainer here. Is it because of your name? Starting today, you're Trainee. ”
“Well…. Yes.”
“Explain how to raise dragons so you don't get bored on the way. Don't tell me you got eggs, but you don't know how to train them. ”
“I know a little. ”
If you ask me to name a fantasy creature that represents the fantasy world, it must be a dragon.
T r a nsl a te d b y jpm tl .com The skull of a dinosaur has been mentioned since ancient times in the mistaken East and West, and appears as a regular in novels, movies, and cartoons.
There are some who insist that ’elves' are representative, but the inexhaustible fairies are only one of the endangered species that cannot survive without the protection of a warrior or hero.
The legendary warrior cannot be compared to the dragon that rises up against it.
“A little bit? I just don't know. ”
The trainer E, who described the dragon's egg as he moved to a place where it had fallen, knew little about it.
I don't like it very much, but the dragon's information I heard from Ranubel in the first round was much larger.
As a trainer, I thought I knew everything about animals, but this fairy knew a bit more about dragons than the average person.
Tra n s l ated b y jp mtl.c om You're a bit of a pervert.
“They are dragons. ”
Despite my pins, Trainer E was beaten.
You're not proud of what you don't know.
“Non-Dragon, Water Dragon, Sea Dragon, Fire Dragon, Soil Dragon.... There are many kinds of dragons, but they also eat meat in common. It's hard to raise a nourishing fairy. When I grow up, I don't eat food and eat the energy of nature.... Meat is the problem until then. It's impossible to tame an adult. ”
You can't be a fairy!
That's what Trainer E said.
“That's the problem with you guys. Why not? I went out with a vicious fairy 18 years ago, and she was good at eating meat. Because of the poor birth rate, the aging society is in trouble because you don't copulate. Your reproductive function is not degenerative. ”
“I'm not wrong... ”
The elf who heard my point only made a bitter smile.
“I'd like to protest. But listen. Numbers are power. Humans do everything they can to be stronger. ”
The modern Earth is no different.
If you give birth to many children, you return taxes.
Social welfare is a noble term, but it's like giving birth to a child.
Not that young men and women had a family and made a competitive country to live in, but an unethical structure that forced childbirth.
T r a ns l ate d b y Jpm t l .c om Without it, it would be terrible.
The continent of Fantasy is more severe.
Although the earth was covered with a veil of social welfare, humans under royalty and nobility forced childbirth without even paying for it in the world of feudalistic fantasies of livestock.
Especially after the war.
A young and capable man will die on the battlefield.
Farming and vacuous security are also a problem this year, but the most deadly issue will be the military outbreak in the next decade.
How to prepare for the future?
We have to reborn as many as we die.
That's why I despise this fantasy world as barbaric. Those before and after the war are no different from the beasts.
“Warrior, I fell down this valley. ”
While I was going through the past, I arrived near my destination.
“You fell from this height? ”
“Yes, but it won't break. The dragon's shell is so hard that it won't break even if an Ogre hits it with its fist. ”
“Oh my…. ”
Have you ever seen such an ignorant trainer?
T r an s l a t e d by jpm tl .c o m Similar examples:
A car full of hard bumpers is intact when there is a traffic accident, but the shock is conveyed to the passengers inside and is more severely injured.
Ironically, dents like sponges tend to relieve motor energy, making occupants safer.
It is highly likely that the cub inside the egg died of concussion or cerebral hemorrhage from shock.
Maybe the yolk exploded?
▶ Advice: Strong Student. I'm sorry to say this, but this is a fantasy world. You can't think of dragon eggs like ostrich eggs. The universal and uncomfortable laws of physics are completely ignored!
I see! Fantasy!
Teacher girl, you should have told me earlier!
“I don't want to go down that wet valley... Hey. Spirits. Find and report the Dragon Egg. ”
“Brave. If you speak so forcefully to the spirits... Huh?”
Trainer E looks like an idiot.
“Why? You've never seen a working spirit before? ”
“That's not it... ”
“Don't try to cut common sense with fairy hair. Especially if you don't know why spirits are so friendly to fairies. ”
Nothing in this world works.
T r ans l a te d by Jp mt l .c om There's a reason you're close to someone.
Same interest, same goal, same hometown….
The same is true of fairies and spirits.
Fools say they are close to spirits because virtuous fairies live in harmony with nature.
But that's bullshit.
What are the criteria for virtue?
It's the same if males and females are born in pairs like humans, and cheaper when eaten.
Among humans, there are vegetarians, and a fairy that loves nature constantly tramples grass and worms.
Escape from a false illusion.
The first spirit was captured by fairies and forced to follow it. Nymphs are not human compatibility.
▶ Curious: Strong Student. Will you go again?
Ah, the first spirit?
I'll even go to the fairy kingdom. But not right now. Now the goal is to right the wrongs of the second story.
There's a reason why the spirits follow me.
I don't know, but I smell good.
The process of reconstructing the body from the roots is unusual. Isn't this obvious?
Born again, surrounded by almost every spirit on the Fantasy continent, including the first.
Then it would be a miracle if it were normal.
“Oh! I see you found it. ”
The green girl in the crown reported to me.
The spirit of this wind lives in my right armpit. She seems like a nice girl, but her face changes like a demon when another spirit gradually approaches my armpit.
Exclusive of my right arm, like the boss of evil.
I am quite friendly with the water spirit occupying the left armpit and have a bad relationship with the two spirits living in my groin.
“Warrior? Is that spirit...? ”
“No way, what? ”
“No, nothing. I must have been mistaken. The Spirit King can't be so obedient and cute... ”
“It's poetic.”
Flutter!
I have created the wings of a just warrior.
“What are those hideous wings?! ”
“An ignorant person who sees this and thinks it's frightening will not understand if you explain it kindly while taking this warrior's expensive time. I just want to do it. ”
“Oh, yes. ”
“Follow me as best you can. ”
Me and Trainer E went down the valley surrounded by steep cliffs.
I flew over the valley, of course.
Whereas,
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