"Come on—"
The orc waved the weapon in his hand, roaring to rush in through the door of the cell.
As a result, there was an explosion of "Boom——", and a terrible black mist immediately filled the entire cell, and it was spreading quickly to the outside!
The orcs felt pitch black before their eyes and lost their vision.
At the same time, a terrifying odor that can be called stinking, suddenly penetrated into their nasal cavity like a devil, entered their stomach, and began to tear and roll with teeth and claws!
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
The fierce orcs suddenly bent down and threw up!
"Fuck Nima! It smells more stinky than Lao Tzu's shit! Vomit—"
The orcs rushing in front were directly stunned by the terrible stinky fart. Before they fell to the ground, they were pierced by a sword!
But their mouths are not only spraying blood, but also spraying things in their stomachs. They even spit on the ground before dying!
The whole cell was submerged in black mist in an instant!
More than fifty orcs, as well as the descendant of the orc named Luo Li, were all plunged into the rolling black mist, unable to figure out the direction.
"Keep the door, don't let them run away! Ugh—"
Luo Li screamed, holding a sword in her hand, and immediately bent over and vomited as soon as she finished shouting.
"Cover your nose! Hold your breath! Vomit—"
"Block the door, watch out for sneak attacks! Ugh—"
The orcs who had just won the winning ticket suddenly got into a mess, covering their noses, holding their breath, and waving their weapons wildly at the door of this cell, and the orcs ran to the heavy wooden door outside. , Guarded there to prevent the Elf Queen from escaping in chaos.
While in the cell, Lan Nixi also covered her nose and shrank in the corner, unable to tell her direction.
Chu Xiaoye held the sword and guarded at the door of the cell, with a mysterious light shining in his eyes, and he could clearly see the actions of the orcs outside.
"Huh!"
He stabs a sword forward, just in time to pierce the stomach of an orc.
The orc immediately let out a scream, and while backing in horror, while waving the big knife in his hand, he slashed on the thigh of an orc nearby.
The orc screamed, hurriedly waved the mace in his hand, and smashed it with an angry roar, directly smashing the brain of the orc with the sword and fell to the ground.
The other orcs also became more flustered, and began to wield their weapons desperately.
Suddenly, panicked roars and howling weapons were everywhere in the cell.
However, they reacted quickly, immediately held their breath, and began to retreat toward the periphery against the walls and other cells. The weapons in their hands continued to wield in the narrow passage, and they quickly exited the black mist.
"Everyone, guard this place! Don't let that little **** escape!"
"Mother Xipi! When I catch that little bastard, I will use this mace to stab his chrysanthemum! Ugh—"
"It's so **** **** fucking! Could it be that the skunk was reborn?"
"Fart! You are insulting a skunk! The smell of a skunk is not worth one ten thousandth of this little bastard! Ugh—"
The orcs stood outside the black smoke, cursing and continuing to vomit.
Fortunately, the ventilation conditions in this cell were good, and the black smoke did not continue to spread outward.
However, it seems that it will not dissipate for a while, and the sound of "puff puff" continues to be heard in that cell.
"Damn! I suspect that the little **** is made of crap! How can there be so many?"
"Fuck it! Lao Tzu now has a shadow on all the elves! Ugh—"
Luo Li, who retreated to the distance, shouted with a gloomy face: "Keep the gate, don't let anyone in! I don't believe that he can put his fart on for a day and night! As long as we catch the queen, we can definitely leave here! "
Sure enough, within a few minutes of her words, the black smoke that enveloped the cells and corridors began to dissipate.
And in that cell, there was no more fart sound.
"Hahahaha! That little bastard's fart is finally over! Go!"
When the black smoke almost dissipated, the orcs immediately raised their weapons and rushed to the cell, cursing endlessly!
"Little bastard! I want your life!"
"I stab your chrysanthemum! I will never let you fart!"
"Boom——"
Unexpectedly, they had just rushed to the door of the cell, and suddenly there was another terrible rumbling inside. Then, a more terrifying black mist swept toward them like a hurricane, blowing the orcs in front of them. Shaking face, hair fluttering!
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
The murderous orcs suddenly vomited again and fled!
When they escaped from the black smoke, they vomited and cursed angrily.
Even Luo Li, the descendant of the orc and elves, couldn't help but yelled.
And Lan Nixi, the elf queen hiding in the corner of the cell, almost couldn't hold back anymore. She wanted to breathe, but she was so frightened that she was so scared that she didn't dare to open her mouth, her face flushed, almost asphyxia.
"Night, save me..."
She held her breath, closed her mouth tightly, and let out a faint and pitiful cry for help.
Chu Xiaoye held the sword, stepped back to her, put his clothes on her face, and said, "Your Majesty, cover your nose with your clothes and breathe."
Obviously, until now, he still doesn't know how smelly his fart is. Even if he covers it with his clothes, he can't filter the terrible black particles at all.
Those particles are like hundreds of millions of densely packed small reptiles, all permeable, and they can drill at the seams. How can they resist?
The queen used his clothes to cover her nose, and tried to breathe once. Her face changed drastically, her stomach rolled, and she almost vomited. Fortunately, she had an experience before and hurriedly held her breath again, and she suppressed the urge to vomit.
"How can this guy release such a stinky fart?"
The queen's heart is also secretly complaining.
"Damn! How come that little **** is endless?"
"Can't you **** lose?"
"How many years of **** can I have so many stinky farts!"
The cursing of the orcs shook the entire cell.
At this moment, outside the heavy wooden door, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps, and immediately began to hit with heavy objects.
"The guards of the elves are here! Keep your guard!"
Luo Li hurriedly took more orcs and guarded at the door, and at the same time ordered the other orcs to continue to think of ways to pass and catch the queen.
Only by catching the queen can they hold the queen and leave here alive!
"Everyone took a deep breath, then held their breath, and rushed in with me! We must cut that little **** into scum!"
One of the tall orcs yelled, immediately holding up his weapon, rushed in first.
The other orcs saw that their companions were so brave, and the elf guards outside were about to break into the door soon, so they dared to hesitate, immediately roared, held their breath, and rushed into the black mist.
"Rush into the cell and hack to death that little bastard!"
"It's best to chop his chrysanthemum to smash first, or use a mace to prevent him from spitting out more stinky farts before he died!"
"But, we can't see it! If the Elf Queen hacked to death, wouldn't it be over?"
"Idiot! We can't bear the discoloration of that stinky world, let alone the elf queen, I am afraid that elf has fainted and fell to the ground!"
"Yes! Let's just rush in and hack, we can definitely chop that stinky little **** into scum!"
"Rush! Rush bravely! To live! For the Elf Queen! Rush!"
"Boom——"
Just as they rushed to the door, another terrible black mist sprayed out and hit their front door!
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
"Oh-"
"Lao Nima didn't breathe at all, so why can this fart get in by himself? This is unscientific! Ugh—"
The orcs immediately bent down again and began to vomit.
At this time, more terrible things are happening in the cell.
Chu Xiaoye was assaulted.
What's more terrifying is that he is in an unclothed state.
Whenever he farts, he will look like a lion, otherwise he won’t be able to let it out at all, but whenever he finishes farting, he immediately turns back into an elf, holding a sword and guarding the door.
At this time, the elf queen, who was really unable to hold his breath, pulled him into his arms at the moment when he had just turned back into an elf, restored her domineering queen state, and suddenly kissed his lips. He couldn't breathe when he kissed, and his face was red.
"Go! Keep going! Hack that little bastard!"
"Can't wait any longer! It's just a stinky fart! We are not even afraid of death, are we afraid of a mere stinky fart?
The orcs began to charge again.
Chu Xiaoye pushed the queen aside, raised the sword in his hand, and stabled at the door of the cell, piercing directly into the eyes of the first orc.
"what--"
The orc screamed, opened his mouth wide, and suddenly inhaled more black smoke. He sat on the ground and screamed while covering his eyes while vomiting.
Other orcs swarmed in immediately, rushing in towards the cell together.
Chu Xiaoye occupies the doorway, stabs quickly with the sword in his hand, and can accurately pierce the body of the orcs every time. Even though the orcs are holding weapons, they can't see him at all.
"Wh! Wah! Wah!"
Chu Xiaoye brandished his sword, cruelly slaughtering in the thick black fog.
The door of the cell was quickly filled with orc corpses.
The orc behind was tripped to the ground and was stabbed in the throat before he got up.
The originally narrow prison door was already blocked by the corpse of the orcs at this time. It was even more difficult for other orcs to enter.
They can't see at all, they can only move forward step by step by waving the weapon in their hands, but every time they move to the door of the cell, they will be stabbed and fall down.
In a moment, more than twenty orcs fell on the door of the cell and the corridor outside.
Chu Xiaoye's courage gradually grew, and he took the sword directly and walked out of the cell. Under the cover of black smoke, he chopped and stabbed, and in a short while, he killed all the orcs who rushed into the black mist.
At this time, he really can't let go of the fart.
I haven't eaten meat during the recent period, and there are not too many stinky farts. After this time, I guess I want to recharge for many days before I can have any more stinky farts.
The black smoke gradually dissipated, and the ground was covered with corpses.
The orcs guarding behind the gate heard the curses and roars of their companions in the black mist last moment. At this moment, they could no longer hear any sound.
At this time, the impact outside became more and more violent.
The whole wooden door vibrated violently, making a sound that it was about to break.
The orcs panicked.
Luo Li raised the sword in her hand and said loudly: "Everyone, join me, go into the cell and catch the queen! This is our last chance!"
Then, all the orcs yelled and saved their lives.
Don't work hard at this time, after a while after the elven guards break in, there will be no chance again.
It just so happens that the black smoke covering the corridors and cells has begun to quickly dissipate, becoming weaker and weaker. They can already see the contents vaguely, and spit out, for this terrible smell The taste seems to have some immunity, and it doesn't feel too smelly.
"Rush in! Kill that little bastard! Catch the Elf Queen!"
The remaining orcs followed Luo Li, roared into the dark mist that was about to dissipate, and rushed to the cell.
"Boom!"
At this moment, the heavy wooden door finally broke and opened!
Villis dragged the huge sword in both hands, her silver hair was flying, her face was cold and anxious, she ran in.
Princess Anne took the elf guards and rushed in immediately.
At this time, Luo Li had taken the orcs and rushed to the door of the cell, about to rush in desperately.
As long as they rush in and hold the Queen, there is hope!
But, they were suddenly dumbfounded!
The cell was full of corpses, and the doorway was stacked with the corpses of their partners, all dead in a miserable state. There was a large pool of vomit left on the corners of the mouth and chest.
"Go in and find!"
Luo Li kicked the body at the door and shouted anxiously.
However, in the small cell, the tall and strong corpses of the orcs were already piled up, and no one could enter at the door. Although she used all her strength to kick out the kick, the corpse still occupied the door. The position squeezed the other corpses around, motionless.
And the corpse had wide-eyed eyes, and the corners of its mouth were full of filth, as if mocking her.
"Fuck Nima!"
This girl, who was a pretty elf, suddenly burst into tears and started cursing.
It is the first time she has seen such a despicable dark means to make her despair!
"Huh!"
At this time, the giant sword little Lolita has already waved the giant sword in her hand, whizzing and whistling like a whirlwind!
Her petite and exquisite body has been integrated with the giant sword in her hand, and the narrow passage is almost full of her swiftly flying sword light, "Swish!", the heads of several orcs fell directly on On the ground.
The giant sword little Lori suddenly jumped up, brandishing the sword, and spinning rapidly in mid-air, like a crazy spinning propeller, whistling toward the tall orcs!
As soon as the orcs raised the weapons in their hands, the weapons broke in half and their heads fell to the ground.
"Hush! Hush! Hush!"
At this time, the arrows of Denise and Mayfair also shot out.
Annie brought the Elf guard and killed him.
The orcs were finally desperate, so they had to wave their weapons and make the last dying struggle.
But the girl named Luo Li seemed to be completely mad, kicking the corpses stacked in the doorway with her feet, waving the sword in her hand, slashing frantically, screaming with tears in her eyes. : "Little bastard! Come out! Come out! Let me hack you to death!"
"咻!"
Denise’s arrow pierced her slender neck directly!
Luo Li froze in place, the sword in her hand dropped slowly, and she turned her head tremblingly, looking at the familiar elven girls in front of her, with tears on her face: "The devil... You have taken a devil..."
After finished speaking, he threw himself up and fell straight to the ground, completely killed.
Soon, all the orcs were killed and one was left.
Villis was stained with blood, standing at the door of the cell, looking pale at the corpses piled up in the cell.
"Sister! Night!"
Princess Anne cried out in tears, staring in horror at the terrifying corpses in the cell.
Catherine was also standing at the door of the cell, eager to get in, but was blocked by the corpse and couldn't get in at all.
"Help!"
Suddenly, Chu Xiaoye's cry for help came from inside: "If you don't save us, I will be crushed!"
The trembling tears in Willis's eyes suddenly stopped.
Immediately, she dropped the sword in her hand and quickly dragged the corpse in the doorway outward.
Annie, Denise, and Mayfair all rushed to help.
Soon, the orc corpses that filled the entire cell were cleared out.
At this time, they saw the two shrunk in the corner, almost crushed into a familiar figure.
And their noble queen is holding the young man who is calling for help tightly in his arms, and the young man's body is bare, without a trace!
"Your Majesty, are you okay?"
Giant Sword Little Lolita rushed up first, grabbed Chu Xiaoye's arm, rudely pulled him up, threw him to the ground, and then anxiously helped his queen.
"Clothes! Where are my clothes!"
Chu Xiaoye found that his clothes were missing. It is estimated that when they moved the orc's body just now, they even took his clothes out.
"It doesn't matter whether you wear it or not! Who loves to see you as a short!"
Giant Sword Little Lori finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the queen was okay, wiped the tears in her eyes, and said in a very angry manner.
It's this time, and almost lost his life, even thinking about clothes!
"You are watching! Everyone is watching!"
Chu Xiaoye squatted on the ground, guarding the key, pointing at her, and then at Denise, Mayfair, Annie, and the other elf girls with wide eyes outside the prison.
"嗷——"
At this moment, Catherine jumped up suddenly and plunged into his arms.
This little lioness must have been terrified just now.
At this time, Chu Xiaoye suddenly remembered that he could become a lion at all.
"I change!"
He yelled, but his body remained unchanged.
At the same time, he felt sore and very tired.
"It's over! Is it because the stinky fart is empty, and there is no energy?"
Chu Xiaoye screamed badly, and at the same time, he seemed to have suddenly discovered a terrible fact. Those stinky farts are probably not exhaust gas, but some kind of energy in his body-powerful energy that allows him to change the state of lions and elves at will!
"Hey, why hasn't it changed? Do you think we haven't seen enough?"
Giant Sword Little Lori looked at him in surprise, and laughed.
The queen quickly took off her robe and put it on him, personally helped him up, looked at him with complicated eyes, and said: "Ye, you saved my life again. But, I want to know, yours In the body, there is..."
"Sorry! Your Majesty, there is no comment!"
Chu Xiaoye knew what she wanted to ask, so she refused immediately after she finished speaking.
didn’t you just want to ask "how much fart is in your body"?
He will definitely not answer!
Who would easily expose his bottom line?
Unless it's a fool!
"Well, then I won't ask."
Lan Nixi looked at the girl who fell at the door with a sharp arrow stuck in her neck, and the expression on her face revealed a touch of sadness.
"Your Majesty, Lord Ye, Lord Luo Li has rebelled. With so many orcs, why are you all right?"
Mayfair couldn't help asking, and then suddenly slapped the air in front of her nose with her hand, frowned, and said with a look of disgust: "When I just came in, I smelled a stench and almost vomited. I was an orc for many days. Doesn’t it smell like a bath?"
Chu Xiaoye: "..."
The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze, she glanced at him, and said flickeringly: "Should, maybe, probably, right."
Willis looked suspicious, and said: "Your Majesty, this cell is full of orc corpses. Did you kill them? With my swordsmanship, in such a narrow place, so many orcs, I'm afraid it won't work either. How did you do it?"
Little Lori the Great Sword is very curious. She wants to know what method they used to kill so many orcs, and there is still time and opportunity to use the corpses of these orcs as body shields to fill this cell. of.
Lan Nixi was about to speak, Chu Xiaoye hurriedly urged: "Don't be wordy! Get out! Standing here, looking at these corpses, smelling the blood, don't you feel sick?"
After finishing speaking, he immediately led Catherine out of the cell.
Lan Nixi quickly followed, and guarded the elves: "Clean up the cell, then close the entrance so that no one can come in."
Suddenly, she thought of Nalia in the back mountain.
"Nalia!"
The queen's face changed, and she hurriedly said: "Quick! Follow me to the back mountain!"
Chu Xiaoye had no choice but to put on a robe that was dragged on the ground, holding a sword, and following them.
However, just after running out of the cell, an elf girl with beautiful blonde hair hurried over with two elf guards. After seeing the queen, she breathed a sigh of relief and said with joy: "Your Majesty, fortunately you are fine."
After Lan Nixi saw her, her ugly expression recovered slightly, and she quickly said: "Mina, are you all right? How is Nalia?"
The blonde girl replied: "Your Majesty, we are all okay, and Princess Nalia is fine. The dozen orcs have been wiped out. Princess Nalia let me see you. You are fine."
Lan Nixi finally put down and said: "Mina, let's go and see Nalia. It just so happens that I am also going to take the night to see her."
Mina quickly said: "Your Majesty, Princess Nalia said, if your Majesty is safe and sound, there is no need to meet again. And..."
The blonde girl looked at Chu Xiaoye, who was wearing a robe next to her, and whispered: "Princess Nalia said that she doesn't want to see outsiders for the time being."
Lan Nixi frowned and said, "Ye is not an outsider. He is my benefactor and a member of my elves. Mina, you should have told Nalia, right?"
Mina lowered her head and said: "Yes, your Majesty, I told the princess everything. However, the princess still doesn't want to see Lord Ye."
Then she looked at Chu Xiaoye and said, "Sorry, Lord Ye."
Chu Xiaoye looked indifferent and smiled: "Miss Mina, you must have told Princess Nalia, have you been rumored about me and the queen in the Elf City these few days? The princess hates me, of course, I won't care. "
Mina showed an awkward expression on her face and did not speak.
Lan Nixi sighed and said, "Well, Mina, go back and protect Naliya. Also, tell her that I will be leaving in a few days. I hope I can meet you before I leave. See her."
Mina lowered her head and said, "Okay, your Majesty, I will definitely tell the princess."
finished speaking, bowed, and left with two guards.
Lan Nixi spread her hands to Chu Xiaoye, with a helpless expression: "Nalia is like this. Even if it is a battle with the orcs, she will not come out until the last moment when the elves are alive and dead. I have always I can’t understand her. Ye, it’s like I’ve never understood you. Your ass..."
"Hey hey hey! Your Majesty, you said so well, why are you crooked again?"
Chu Xiaoye interrupted him quickly, and said unhappily: "If your majesty remembers my life-saving grace, don't mention it again."
Although the stinky fart is the skill he relies on for survival, but it is undeniable that this skill really makes him a little unable to look up.
Lan Nixi smiled and said, "Well, I won't mention it again."
Then he raised his hand and helped him pull the robe on his chest, his brows suddenly frowned, and a painful expression appeared on his face, saying: "The wound hurts again. Maybe it was just in the cell that you squeezed Compressed."
As soon as he said this, the eyes around him immediately looked over again.
Chu Xiaoye quickly corrected: "Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, it's obviously being squeezed by the orc's body. I'm just closer to you and forced to press on you, and you pulled me over."
Lan Nixi smiled frankly, holding his hand and saying: "Night, don't be nervous, I don't want to blame you. I just think the wound is very painful, we should hurry up and heal the wound so that we can start quickly. do you think so?"
Chu Xiaoye looked up at the sky.
The sun sets, the silver moon rises, and the stars are like night lights.
The queen's routine is deep!
"Gu..."
At this moment, there was a hungry wailing in his stomach.
Lan Nixi quickly said: "Night, you are hungry, I will take you to take a shower, change into clean clothes, and then let's eat together."
The two had just huddled with the orc's body, covered in blood, and the smell was very unpleasant.
And the queen felt that there must still be that terrible smell in her clothes and hair, and she must take a good bath to be relieved.
Seeing her looking at herself with watery eyes, Chu Xiaoye suddenly remembered the kiss from the overbearing queen when she was in the cell, her heart trembled, and she quickly said, "Your Majesty, please take care of yourself. I can just take a bath by myself. Too used to washing with others."
The expression on Lan Nixi's face froze, and she couldn't help but say: "Ye, I mean, I will take you to the bathhouse in the palace, where there are men's bathhouses. I will go back to my own room to wash."
Well, it was a misunderstanding.
Chu Xiaoye was naked and stained with blood. Now it is really uncomfortable, and hastily urged: "Then, your majesty, hurry up, I am itchy all over and I am still hungry."
He was a little strange. When he used to live as a lion in the grassland, he not only didn't hate blood, but he liked it very much. Even if the fur was stained with blood, he would not care.
And now, I feel particularly uncomfortable.
It seems that the bodies of the lion and the elves are not only different in their energy, but also in different feelings.
After turned into an elf, he couldn't fart, which was something he regretted.
Otherwise, when he is holding the sword and fighting with the enemy, he can take advantage of the situation and suddenly kill the opponent!
Lan Nixi led him into the palace, turned left and right, crossed the corridor, and came to a not-so-spacious bathhouse, which was misty, but there was no one.
said it was a bathhouse, but it was actually a pool filled with hot water.
"There are hot springs underground. The water here circulates all the time. It is very clean and very warm. At night, you can jump straight down. But it's a bit deep, I don't know if you can swim."
Lan Nixi stood in front of the pond, looking at her scorchingly.
Chu Xiaoye also looked at her, and said with a serious expression: "Your Majesty is not leaving yet, is it waiting for me to invite you to stay and take a bath together?"
Lan Nixi was taken aback, two blushes flew on her cheeks, and she looked at him with watery eyes and said, "This...this is not so good, after all, this is a male bathhouse..."
"It's not so good, won't you leave?"
Chu Xiaoye saw that she couldn't understand the wink at all, and immediately started to drive people unceremoniously.
He is really uncomfortable, especially when he thinks of the hideous faces and ugly bodies of those orcs.
This blood may be poisonous!
He couldn't wait any longer. He wore the queen's robe and jumped suddenly. With a "puff", he jumped into the pool, splashed high water and sprayed the queen's face.
He took off his robe in the water, swam to the shore, handed it to the queen, and said, "Your Majesty, if you really don't want to go, you can stay and rub your back for me."
"Presumptuous!"
Giant Sword Little Lori is here again, sullenly, glaring!
Chu Xiaoye couldn't help but said, "Isn't it said that this is a male bathhouse? It's fine for the queen to come in, you also follow in, if you don't covet my handsome and cute body, even ghosts will not believe it!"
"I bother!"
Villis snorted to the pond~~ and spit out some saliva.
Annie hurriedly said outside the door: "Villis, come out for a while, my memory has not been restored. Some things have been forgotten, and I need your help."
Villis looked at the queen and said, "Your Majesty, I will take you back to the room first."
Such a terrible thing has just happened, she is not relieved to let His Majesty stay here.
Anne said outside the door: "Villis, Denise, Mayfair, and other guards are all guarding the door, my sister will be fine. Come out quickly, we need to go outside the castle."
Villis saw her anxiously, so she walked out quickly and said, "Princess, what is this worrying about?"
Annie took her hand and led her away, with a distressed expression on her face: "I vaguely remember that there was a honey cake seller on a certain street in the city. It was very delicious, Willis, you take me to find Look for it."
Villis: "..."
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