Kuishinbo Elf - Chapter 44

Chapter 44

44th Meal Let’s Play Today!

Rioto’s men dish cooking training plan had ended in a failure and I was depressed, but the day won’t wait for me .

Come on! It is fine weather today too!

Lets renew my mood and haul up marine products!

I am doing stretches to prepare to enter the sea, but … For some reason I keep on cry out “Fukyun, fukyun . ” I haven’t been caring about it till now, but what is this “Fukyun?”

…… Umu, I don’t understand! Maybe even god don’t understand! Therefore god, I’ll stop thinking! !

Fukyun …… this won’t do, won’t do .  If I use up too much stamina for the stretches, I won’t be able to enter the sea .

I have to calm down here …… Be cool! Be cool! ! (T . N . Be cool said in English . ) Kuu! This isn’t good, “Cool” seems to becoming “Hot”… ! (T . N . Cool and Hot said in English . )

As expected, the magic of the sea isn’t something to look down on .  The vastness and the magnitude of the sea have something that liberates the people .  It is obvious when you look at the children playing in the sea, Al-ossan-sensei who’s drinking beer in the morning, and Ganzurok that is accompanying him .

I raised my voice and said, “Don’t go into the sea after drinking!”

Alright, the stretches should be enough now .  I’ll go hunt down the marine products right now … !

I was heading into the tent to change into the diver suit, but that was stopped by an unexpected person .

“… Wait, El . Won’t you play with us today?”

It was Hulitia who had changed into a swimsuit inside the tent .  As usual, it is a white one piece on top of brown skin .  Such a girl is crouching and is asking me while looking up .

Offu …… asking me with the look of a puppy isn’t something that I can refuse!

“Fukyun, I understand . I can’t refuse it if it is Hi-chan’s request . ”

“… Thank you, El . Let’s play a lot and make a lot of memories . ”

To her words, I realized how stupid I was .  Even though I came to the sea to play with everyone, why was I hunting alone .  Making memories should be the top priority, but I had prioritize eating instead .

I started to feel ashamed by my selfish behavior Of course, there was the feeling of wanting everyone to eat delicious food, but technically speaking … I can do that any time .

This may be the first and last time where the whole class camp together .  Therefore, shouldn’t it had been my top priority to make memories with everyone?

“Un, let’s make lots of memories with everyone …… Hi-chan . ”

When I said that, Hulitia smiled happily .  The price of a smile from Hulitia is priceless .  This is because her smile isn’t something that is commonly shown to others .

Without hesitation, I hugged Hulitia .  She also gently hugged me .

From the warmth and fragrance of Hulitia, my heart melted and I was feeling a bit tearful .  When I think about it, Hulitia had took care of me in various ways .  In a sense of returning a favor, I will do my best to follow her intention .  

Fuoooooooo… … Friendship Powers! Charging is completed! Now, I’ll changed into the extremely embarrassing swimsuit that was chosen by Eleanor-san! Hi-chan! I will now go into the jaw of death . (Tragic Determination)

Gosogoso … … .

“How is it ……” (white eyes)

“… Un, it looks good on you, El . ”

My swimsuit is a one piece with frills .  The color is pink, the same color as Peachy-sensei .  On my chest, there is a pink ribbon that is slightly darker . Cute .  However, to me, who is a former man, this is a large damage that brings me close to death .

For now, I clenched my teeth and endured it .  Even with a fatal damage like this, it’ll be fine after I endure it once .

There may be a scene where I would receive more mental damage after this! ? What am I doing to be near death like this . Do your best, me!

“…… Let’s go show it to everyone else . They will surely say that it suits you . ”

“Gaha . “(Vomits blood)

This can’t be! Even showing it to her, I received a large damage, I would be insta-killed if I were to be seen by everyone in the class .

Why must god give me such a trial? I want to curse the god that gave me this evil trial .

In the end, my swimsuit appearance was shown to everyone .  Now that it is like this, there is no other path for me, but to get serious .  Let me show you …… My horrible death! (Tragic determination)

“How is it! ? Gofu! (Vomiting blood) .  Today, I’ve put on a pretty (word of death) swimsuit to play with everyone! (White eye convulsions)”

Seeing me wear the pink swimsuit, everyone showed a surprised expression .  I was prepared, but I feel like the mental damage that I’ve taken have past the limit and is being shown .  It is the so-called overkill .

“Oh ~, doesn’t it look good on you, El . ”

“Hoo~ you can wear a swimsuit like a girl too! It looks nice!”

“Yeah, it looks really good on you, Eltina . ”

Rioto, Ganzurok, Folbert, my party members have told me that the swimsuit suited me .  From their words, it made me realize that it is okay even if I wear this .

Apparently, it seemed to be that I was the only one who was ashamed .  Umu, it was a meaningless thing to worry about this and that about female clothes .  However… … it is embarrassing when it is embarrassing .

“Ah, El! So you brought such a swimsuit! Ahhhhh! I didn’t bring my ‘Flash Draw Machine’! Damn it! If I sell the pictures, I would make a nice amount of pocket money!”

It was Danan who said that while holding his head in agony .

Danan, you were going to expose me?

First of all, is there even a demand? I don’t understand .

By the way, a “Flash Draw Machine” is a camera . It is an excellent magic tool that can take pictures like a camera . Although it is very convenient, it isn’t at a price where normal citizens can easily purchase one . Because of that, photographers in this world make a lot of profit .

“Ara, Eltina-san . That swimsuit suits you . It is at least far better than the diversuit yesterday . ”

Silver drill-sama praised my swimsuit figure .  It is a seven years old that is wearing a purple bikini, a promising young girl .  Where does her confidence and courage come from? I want you to share half of your overflowing confidence and courage with me .

While I was staring at the silver dill-sama’s wrinkless bikini, Edward came over while wearing a swimsuit .

With that girly face and delicate body, he is a dangerous person where someone may misunderstand him as a pretty girl whose upper body is naked .  If you put Edward in bikini, it might be interesting . (Dark smile)

It is him, but today he doesn’t seem to be energetic .  He is showing a smile that he usually shows in the classroom .  Apparently, it seems to be okay today .

“It seems to be okay today, Ed . You can do anything if you’re energetic . ”

Bashibashi(pechipechi)* And I slapped Edward’s back to inject him with energy .

After that, Edward showed a wry smile while scratching his cheek with a poripori*

“Haha … … I can’t beat you . That swimsuit suits you well, El . ”

After Edward told me, with a smooth motion, he caught me into a cheek rubbing .

What an evil act! ?  I’m foolish to even let my guard down of a second! However, there was another person who appeared to do a follow up attack to finish me!

“Ehehe, I’m the matching with El-chan! I’m happy!”

It is Linda that is wearing a pink colored school swimsuit .  Using the excuse of wearing the same pink colored swimsuit, she rubbed her cheeks against mine using this opportunity .

What an unforgivable act! Even if god forgives you, this heart with overflowing justice, I will not forgive it!

However, even now all I can do is cry “Fukyun, fukyun . ” God damn .

“There ~!”

A pure white ball is being thrown into the vast ocean .  The ball is being played by the waves and spinning around .

“Uooooo! This time … obafuu . ”

“Ehen, you’re still too naive!”

What we’re doing is playing a game that is played in the sea called “Sea Ball . ” After throwing a basketball-sized ball into the sea, we complete to see who can get the ball and return to the beach .

It is an extremely simple game with a win/lose condition, but the scary part is that the basic rule of “Sea Ball” isn’t applied .  It is a harsh competition made in the premise of the use of magic for movement and disturbance .  Therefore, it is very hard to win with just physical abilities alone .

“Goal~!”

“Uooo! It is Linda again! ?”

The one who had returned to the beach while holding the white ball is Linda, the girl wearing the pink school swimsuit .

She use a strategy where she viciously and like a cat, jump onto the the back of Rioto who was swimming in the sea . Using that back, she jump to the ball and grab it in one go . Then, while holding the ball, she blast Basic Wind Attack Magic, 「Wind Ball」at the sea in a close distance . Using the force of the impact, she return back to the beach in a moment’s time .

By using this strategy, the top ranking of “Sea Ball” is currently Linda .  Actually, her physical abilities is something close to Rioto, a beastkin .  Furthermore, she have talent in magic so she is a high spec existence .  Regrettably, she have a weak mentality .

“Ehehe …… V !”

The bashful Linda is showing a peace sign and is expressing joy .

It is a posing that is well suited for young girls .

Even though Linda is rejoicing, for the losers it isn’t a situation where we can be laughing . The fatigue of the winner and losers in “Sea Ball” can’t be compare . The winner that is in high tension doesn’t feel the tiredness much, but for the losers, the fatigue is rapidly assaulting them . In fact, for Rioto who was used as a stepping stone is floating on the sea while revealing the whites of his eyes because of the fatigue and frustration .  

And following Linda in the second place is surprisingly, Gurysine .  She is using a violent strategy of using her large body and roll on the sea .  However, it worked . She destroyed the waves that were trying to swallow her and succeeded in rolling on the sea .  Gurysine should apologize to the waves .

I tried to copy her, but I instantly sunk to the bottom of the sea and was filled with deep sorrow .  The only one that was comforting me that was in deep sorrow was the red starfish-san that was laying on the seafloor .

“Haha … … countermeasures are completely useless . ”

Folbert also participated, but his winning percentage isn’t good .  He barely even touch the ball … … I’m also the same .

“Fukyun, that’s right … I’m also tired, let’s get some rest . ”

Folbert and I sat on the mat that was laid on the sandy beach and we took a break .  The sunlight that is shining brightly warmed our body that was cold from the sea water .  To the pleasant feeling of the warm sunlight, I narrowed my eyes and enjoyed it leisurely .

“The light of the sun is pleasant, isn’t it?”

“Fukyun, the sun is great . My body is warming up and it feels pleasant . ”

While I was having silly talks with Folbert and warming our body, “Sea Ball” seemed to had ended . In the end, “Sea Ball” had ended with Linda’s overwhelming victory .

“…… Haha, as expected, I can not win without magic . ”

Hulitia is a black elf, so she can’t use magic . Apparently, that had became the deciding factor of losing to Linda who is inferior in physical abilities . She seem to only had been able to win three times during the 30 games .

…… Me? Don’t ask! (Thirty losses)

At that time, my large ears caught a conversation that I was interested in .  Fukyun? Spoken at far … … Who is it?

“Recently, my wife had been intense at night . ”

It’s Alp-ossan-sensei .  That means that it is Miranda of a super nice body is his night partner .  She is intense … … ! ? Let me hear it in detail!

Pikopiko* I moved my ears and secured a position where I can hear well .  Fu~kyun~kyun~kyun . Nothing can escape from my ears .  Now, let’s listen carefully to the naked confession . (Evil smile)

“My waist is on the verge of breaking … no, it’s not that I’m not happy . But, it is an overkill everyday . ”

Buha! ? The listener is you, the hermit crab! He silently listened to the confession of Alp-ossan-sensei .  He can distinguish both sour and sweet things …… as expected, hermit crabs are different .

Pon* After hearing the confession of Alp-ossan-sensei, he placed his pair of scissors on his shoulder .

“… Thank you for listening . ”

Certainly, there was a “Friendship of men,” being shown there .  To this brilliant friendship, I can’t help but feel empathy and be impressed .

Guu ~ … .

However, my stomach growled and it completely brought down my impression .  Being faithful to time, the “Stomach Timer,” is famous for not being able to read the mood .

“It is almost noon . I suppose that I might as well prepare the meals . ”

While bathing in the shining sunlight, I thought about what to make for lunch .