Kuishinbo Elf - Chapter 76

Chapter 76

Don!

After my reunion with Shia… we headed towards the stadium’s food court .

Un… I was way too excited that I forgot about my belly .

Growl~*! … Like that!

「As expected of Kuishinbo . Is your time on point? 」

「El’s internal clock is famous after all」

「Objection… can’t, damn it! 」

However, it can’t be helped! There’s a delicious smell overflowing from here!

There’s an ice cream shop, donut shop, and of course a hamburger shop, there are even ramens and dons(T . N .  Japanese rice bowl dish) . Of course there are also food that you can eat easily… but there are also whole meals where you have to sit down! And then, since this is in the shopping district, overall it looks neat and clean .

Excellent! Oo… this is excellent! !

「What should we eat… ?」

「El… you’re drooling you know?」

Oops, this is bad! Jururi*, I gulped down my saliva… and try to put up a clean expression .

Shine!

「Isn’t that expression pointless if you’re drooling?」

Pururu is trying to hold in her laughter while Riot had already start laughing .

「I tried, it’s simply that the effort wasn’t enough . 」

Then I’ll also stop trying! Pururuuuuuuuu! ! Impossibleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ! (Roll white eyes)

I started running towards my meal .

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It’s dons .

We looked around for a bit and… we decided to settle for dons . Riot and I are having gyudon . Pururu is have oyakodon . (T . N . Gyudon: beef over rice . Oyakodon: Chicken and egg over rice . )

「Thanks for your patience」, said the store clerk as the gyudons were brought over . As expected of gyudon! Its speed, deliciousness, and cheapness are still going strong!

When I opened up the lid, the steam and fragrance tickled my nose . This is… unbearable! My stomach is pestering me to quickly hand it over .

Don’t be in a hurry! It’s still too early! I still… have to put the beni shoga onto the gyudon!

「Oh? You’re adding that? I’ll be adding an egg onto mine . 」

Un! Good choice! It is quite tempting but… this time I’ll have to exclude it so that I can assess the tase .

Pururu’s oyakodon also came so we started eating .

「Itadakimasu . 」

While I’m eating with chopsticks, Riot and Pururu are using spoons .

First is the beef . Umu! The soy sauce had soaked into the beef, it’s delicious . The fat of the ribs and the juicy meat are in complete harmony!

Next is the onion . Hoo… it has a splendid sweetness . If there’s only meat, it’ll be too salty… However, combined with the sweetness of the onion, it is the strongest! Without a doubt! !

I also ate some beni shoga (T . N . A type of Japanese pickle) in between them . The pungent sourness is spreading throughout my mouth . It not only adds an accent, it also increased my appetite .

Next is to try it with the rice . Unun! This is also nice~! The rice has a strongish taste to it, making it a perfect match with the meat!

With this, even if I add a raw egg into it… the taste wouldn’t be blurred out . I greedily devoured the gyudon .  

Once I’ve finished half of it… I added some red pepper that was on the table . With this… I can enjoy a different taste for the remaining half .

The hotness of the red pepper further amplifies my appetite . The fragrance of the red pepper also goes well with the gyudon .

「Hafuu hafuu, ngu ngu… gokun! 」

Deliciousssssssssssss! !

There’s nothing better than than to devour this kind of don . It’s not something to be eaten slowly!

「Puhaa! Thanks for the meal!」

I’ve successfully finished everything . I still have room for more since I asked for a smaller serving than normal!

「Not enough… 」

Despite the fact that Riot had a large serving, he still isn’t satisfied . Just how much do you need to eat before you’re satisfied? … In terms of dons . (T . N . The original was a pun . Instead of using “how many” the author used don which has the same pronunciation as how many . )

That’ll work! It’ll definitely catch on! !

Inside my mind, I made a guts pose! However, not saying anything out loud is the proper manner! Don’t forget! !

「Nfufu… aren’t you quite a glutton? Riot… here, if it’s fine with you, you can have half of mine . 」

「Uho! Thanks for the food! !」

As soon as she said that, Riot took half of the remaining oyakodon… and devoured it .

… You’re eating too fast! ? Are you properly chewing?

「Fuii~, thanks for the meal! 」

It seems that he is satisfied now . Riot seems the prefer quantity over quality… let’s make a memo .

For Wiggle Lad, I’m feeding it some leaves that I took from Peachy-sensei’s bud .

Wiggle Lad is munching happily on the leaves . It’s fine even if you’re naughty… just grow bigger, okay?

I watched over Wiggle Lad as it is concentrating on chewing the leaves…

「Now then… what should we do after this? It seems that the rings used for practice is getting quite crowded… 」

Pururu asked us what we’re going to do now . And sure enough, the rings does appear the be getting quite crowded .

「It’s not like we can’t practice if there isn’t a ring! On that note, we should go to the Peachy Sanctuary! Let’s do that! Let’s go! 」

As soon as I said that… I put Wiggle Lad onto my shoulder and started to run off with Museru .

「Peachy Sanctuary… Is she referring to the vacant lot? 」

「Probably… 」

I heard Pururu and Riot’s conversation from behind me . Come on! I’ll be leaving you guys behind! ?

… Well, if we all run seriously, I’d even lose to Pururu though!

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And because of that… we came back to the vacant lot, now known as the Peachy Sanctuary .

「Wow… what happened to them? 」

Pururu was surprised by the sight of the wild beasts lazing around in the sanctuary .

「Those are the pitiful wild beasts that were charmed by Peachy-sensei’s virtue . If Peachy-sensei is involved, something like this is a piece of cake… ! 」

「Why is El the one that is bragging? 」

Seeing my smug face that is full pride, Riot retorted .

… You get it! A proper talented individual is valuable!

「Fu~nn… isn’t this quite a mysterious place? How should I describe it… it has a very calm atmosphere . 」

「True… my mind is calming down . 」

「… Is that so? 」

… I don’t get it at all . I think… it is true that there is a tranquil atmosphere . Is it because I’m always relaxing that I don’t get it?  

「… Well, it’s El after all . 」

「Nfufu… that’s just like you . 」

「That was unexpectedly mean! 」

Seeing me puff my cheeks, the two of them laughed . Heeeeeeeey! Don’t laugh too, beasts!

Even the wild beasts in the sanctuary are laughing shrewdly . Nmou! Even though all of you came for Peachy-sensei!

「Well, let’s leave that aside… will we be practicing here? 」said Riot after looking around the area . Umu! This place is probably unsuited for practice . The ground is quite uneven and there are the beasts that are laying around .

However, that’s what makes it good on the contrary . If the golems are able to fight here… they can fight anywhere! !

I explained my idea to the two of them .

「It’ll work! 」

「You explanations are too erratic! ? 」

「It’s frustrating that I somehow understand what you’re saying . 」

This is the moment where the difference between Pururu that acts on reason and… Riot that acts on instinct .

Since it can’t be helped, I properly explained my idea . Blah-blah-blah, yadda-yadda-yadda… wiggle wiggle wiggle…

「I see… that makes sense . Once we pass the preliminaries, the battles will take place in rings with various environments . If we can’t even fight in an environment like this… winning will be difficult . 」

「Umu! Museru and the others will be super powered-up here, without a doubt! 」

I puffed my chest forward and arched my back . (Smug Face)

「But… since Museru and the others usually live here, so will it have any effect on them?  」

「Ahh! ?」

Riot made a good point .

… I forgot . It’d be the same for them! !

In the end… Museru and the others started practicing whatever they want, like they usually do . Un! We ended up… running around in circles! Haafun .

「Nfufu…」

Pururu simply looked over the us that had collapsed and is currently holding our head .

Don’t look!