Volume 1, Chapter 26: The Prez had relapsed again
TL: flarewk
"We'll be very gentle with you~"
Other than the President, all of them kept messing around with me, and in the commotion I felt my body being groped around by them numerous times....
"Aiiyee! Who groped my backside!!"
My buttocks were being assaulted! Who's the culprit here......if you have guts, then come up and admit it!
(TL: culprit is probably Qingxue)
"All right! Since Zhang Jian had already received his punishment, I think that next time he won't be repeating the same mistake again."
The Prez did a certain hand gesture, which made the rest of the Student Council members back off, and she pointed the gun at me and fired.
Bang!
A net erupted out from the shotgun....
"Sorry.....I've misfired......."
"If it's the real deal, I'm afraid that I'll won't have a complete head by now already!!"
It really frightened me just now, I thought that I had been dead already.
"How could you guys do this to me? I'm at the very least the hero here!"
"Why can't we do this to you, even if your the hero?"
The Prez chuckled, as she walked forward to help me remove my entanglement from the net.
"Huh? It's a little tight...."
She increased her strength applied, and the me inside the net also complemented the Prez by helping to pull it up too.
"Zhang Jian, stand back, I'll pull the net, this net's rather elastic, it's not that simple to remove it."
"Got it!"
This net's quality is indeed quite good, for as Ma Qing Xue and the rest used scissors or knifes and still failed to cut open the net, and they had no choice but to accompany the Prez in pulling the net as a result.
As the net got pulled up wider and wider; I could nearly see the light of day if it just were being pulled a little higher.
"My hands hurt......I can't hold on anymore!"
The Vice Prez suddenly heartlessly let go of the net, and the net's elasticity instantly made the rest of them let go of their hands as well; but only the pitiful Prez, as earlier she had the net strewn onto herself, and was just using her body's weight to pull up the net when this happened, with the result of her and me being entangled into the net together.
"Uuu....aghh......unn....."
My face had been covered by an unknown part of Prez, which caused me to unable to even speak a word clearly.
"Let.....go.....quickly let go!"
Just as I had finally managed to make out some room for my mouth, the moment I had just finished speaking the net gripped me even more tighter than before.
I'm almost dying of breathlessness right now!
"Zhang Jian! Don't move.....unn.....haaaa....."
As I slightly calmed down, I could very clearly distinct heartbeat sounds from the Prez, and I think I've already realized what position I've been stuck onto against the Prez.
If I still didn't get rescued from this situation asap, there would probably a breast suffocation murder case in Su Hua.
That's right, breast suffocation!
"Quick! Hurry up and separate us apart; Vice President, go take the chainsaw! I'm.....about to relapse again.....hurry!"
Within the Prez's breasts, I could clearly hear her heartbeat getting faster and faster, and from analyzing what she said earlier, she shouldn't be lying just then, about Prez's relapse condition.....
That's intermittent love dependency disease!! Right now I'm still entangled in the net along with her together, and if this goes on it definitely will be the end of me!
"Ma Qing Xue.....hurry up and grab some pliers, no matter what you must separate me before the President relapses!"
Hearing unto my request, Ma Qing Xue panickedly dashed off to look for the tools; the secretary and the accountant looked at each other, and quickly ran off to look for something that could separate me and the Prez.
"Zhang Jian....hurry up and think of something....when I relapses, I don't know why, but I'll have an uncontrollable urge to r*pe you, if you don't want to be r*ped by me then hurry up and knock me unconscious!"
The Prez's eyes started to be more and more blurred, and I could clearly feel her body temperature rising exponentially.
Don't tell me this is the omen before the Prez's relapsing?
Being r*ped by the Prez and so on, actually...within my inner self I still was a little eager for it to happen...... ptooey! ptooey! When exactly did I turn into someone like that!
"Zhang Jian! Hu.....rry.... right now, in my eyes you looked even more and more cuter already! I can't control myself any longer!"
Can't you not use the term 'cute', but use 'handsome' to describe me!
Although I'm not really that handsome too......
But how can I knock someone out to an unconscious state.......that's right.....being devoid of breathing should work!
I quickly plunged my head deeply within the Prez's breasts, and used a humongous force to dig my head at the middle of her chest, this way, it should be able to force her to have difficulties in breathing.
"Har.....der! Do it until I've fainted!"
"Haven't you eaten yet? Do it harderr........ahh! I'm about to faint! Aaah....I'm almost there......."
The Prez started to have her consciousness being clouded, is she about to faint already?
"Not......enough! It's not enough! More.....even more force.....hurry! Don't care about my feelings, just use even harder force to do it!"
She used a wildly exhilarated voice to keep pushing me on.
Prez, can't you just quietly fall into unconsciousness, if this conversation were to be heard by other people I think I'm going to be invited back to the police station to have some tea!
"I already used my hardest force already!"
"I'll.......help........you!"
The Prez managed to free out both of her hands to hug me tightly, and as she forcefully pressed my head into her breasts and pressed onto them tightly; if this goes on not only will the Prez faint, but me too as well!
So agonizing.....can't breathe.....my warm breath went past through the Prez's clothes and were repeatedly sprayed onto her breasts.
Just as me and Prez were about to fall into unconsciousness, the huge doors of the meeting room slammed open loudly.
Our rescue had arrived!
"I'll use the pliers to cut open the middle portion; Vice President you'll use the electric saw to open the net's hole, be very careful not to harm Zhang Jian, and as for President, whatever; Secretary and Misc Task Manager use those knives to cut open both sides of the net!"
"""Got it!"""
When the Prez was useless, it looks like Ma Qing Xue became the next authoritative in command, as everyone followed her commands without hesitation and started to carry out their respective orders.
And after a while, me and Prez managed to successfully separate apart.
"Ha~aa, Ha~aa, Ha~aa!"
TL: I want to burn this MC
Footnotes:
hero = he refers to himself saving Su Hua from losing at the sports meet
Sun = surname of the Prez, her full name is Sun Li Hua
Various martial art skills = puns only, these are all puns on wuxia. It's merely just a shoutout, but it's not REALLY real skills.....
Glossary:
Forbidden Books Lord = a title that belongs to Zj, only those from the 12 legendary veterans (see side story 1) call him that.
Aihua Amelia = an oriental beauty who held several titles; being one of the Five Human Trashes of Su Hua Middle School, being a "Men Huntress" (literally, on crossdressers) , and also being one of the 12 legendary veterans "Lord of Drifting"
Three Great Beauties = the whole school unaminously agreed that the most beautiful gals in the school belonged to three people only, and these people were given that title, the Three Great Beauties.
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