Meow Meow Meow - Chapter 155

Chapter 155

Chapter: 155 – A cat that ruled by force

I took out my erotic arts manual to share with Xiao Cha .

After she flipped through the book for a long time, she smiled strangely, “This book actually has pole dancing . It was probably a transmigrator who drew this to earn money . I wonder if it’s profitable to draw this type of book… It’s a pity I’ve only read a few hentai manga, otherwise I would draw this type of book to sell too . ”

I didn’t understand what she was saying and only continuously asked her how to seduce Xiang Qing . Xiao Cha told me to stand up and turn around in circles a few times .

She nodded her head in satisfaction, “Elder sister Miao Miao, your face is so beautiful and your figure is sexy . If you dress yourself properly, only abnormal men won’t want to chase after you . ”

Abnormal?

As in something was wrong with their body?

Illness?

This couldn’t be allowed!

I urgently asked her, “How should I dress myself?”

After Xiao Cha thought about this for a moment, she said, “Clothes . As the saying goes, beauty is thirty percent natural appearance and seventy percent style of dressing . People depend on the garments they wear . Do you have thinner, more transparent and more revealing clothing?”

“Why do I need to wear that type of clothing?”

“For sex appeal! You have to be like the Classical Gardens of Suzhou . It doesn’t offer a full view of itself at its entrance . It has walls to cover up its inner landscape, so that people can’t resist wanting to peep . ”

Teacher Xiao Cha started her class on the spot, “This is how you deal with men . If you strip down to nothing, there’s no seductive attraction . Your body needs to be partly hidden and partly visible, so that when they want to look, they can’t . This is the way to tempt someone to jump into a trap . No, that’s wrong . It’s to tempt someone to throw himself down at your feet . ”

“Really?” I half-believed her and half-doubted her .

“Of course its true!” Xiao Cha replied with extreme certainty, “Your house only has you . Those books said that the palace had three thousand beautiful women . In order to gain the emperor’s favor, those women tried every type of method . The intensity of their competition was greater than here . If those vixens were able to succeed by depending on these tricks, then how could you fail? This will definitely work!”

“But, what if it really doesn’t work?” I was still a bit worried .

“Then there’s definitely something wrong with your husband and you need advance further in order to observe this experiment . If this still doesn’t work, then you can only restrain your grief and accept fate . ” Xiao Cha’s had a face of someone extremely experienced .

(T/N: Miao Miao overreacts because the idiom that Xiao Cha used to say “restrain your grief and accept fate” is usually a phrase that people say as a condolence when someone dies . )

If he couldn’t eat me, it would be as serious as death? I started to panic in my mind . I didn’t think any further . I rapidly left the house . With the fastest speed, I returned to Hua residence to get a flying mount to return to the Heavenly Realm . I didn’t have time to greet Wawa or Xiao Lin . I went straight to Bi Qing-shenjun and my room to thoroughly search . I couldn’t distinguish what Xiao Cha had meant by sexy clothing . And so, I put everything into a bag to take with me .

I returned to the Mortal Realm with a bag full of clothes . As if I was displaying treasures, I spread out the clothing on the bed to let Xiao Cha slowly browse . As she browsed through the clothing, she gasped in admiration and surprise . She said this was the highest level of apparel in ancient times . It was if they were flawless clothes from heaven . She also asked to borrow a few of them to wear . I directly gave her a bunch of clothing . They didn’t need to be returned .

She went back and forth with selecting the clothing . In the end, she decided on bright red gauzy nightdress . Jin Wei had given this to me as wedding present . This piece of clothing was woven with the gorgeous, red glow of sunrise . The nightdress went from my neck to my heels and it had wide sleeves, but it was transparent and my skin could be vaguely seen through the nightdress . When it was worn, it was very close fitting . There were countless sparkling crystals scattered without any rules on the bottom of the dress . When I walked, it was if I was standing in a vast sky of stars .

After I put the nightdress on, I twirled around . Xiao Cha clapped her hands to applaud . Then, she also picked out a pink silk robe for me to wear on top of the nightdress . That piece of clothing was looser . Its embroidery of many lovely stalks of twin lotus flowers to show a devoted marriage was moving . It looked like something a pretty daughter of a humble family would wear .

Xiao Cha looked at the clothing I was wearing . After thinking for a while, she found a white outer layer to wear on top of the pink robe . This layer was very plain without any decoration, but the sleeves were very big . When I opened my arms, it was if I were a white butterfly that gave off a sense of gently dignity .

(T/N: By white outer layer, I meant the white outer layer that the girl in the image below is wearing . )

“Let’s leave the clothes like this . ” Xiao Cha finally nodded to show her satisfaction . She explained to me, “Tonight, after you enter Xiang Qing’s room, don’t be anxious in rushing over to seduce him . You have to slowly take off your clothes . Each layer of clothing you take off will give him a pleasant surprise . Men are all animals that think with their bottom half! With your beautiful face and body, even Liuxia Hui’s reincarnation will be tempted!”

(T/N: Luxia Hui was an ancient politician that was said to be very virtuous and unmoved even when beautiful women tried to seduce him . )

She had me practicing many times on stripping and throwing flirtatious glances before she made a signal to show that she thought I was successful .

Whether or not I was successful will depend on tonight .

At nighttime, after we finished eating dinner, Xiang Qing returned to his room and lit an oil lamp .

Xiao Cha and I sped back to my room . Once again, I put on those clothes . Unfortunately, neither of us knew how to do any hairstyles, so we could only let my long, bluish purple hair hang down like running water . Xiao Cha said that she had once seen a movie about fox demon that wore human skin and seduced a general . This female lead didn’t put up her hair either and was very sexy . Compared to that vixen, I was even more beautiful . I definitely wouldn’t have any problems .

(T/N: The Chinese movie that Xiao Cha watched was “Painted Skin” (2008) . )

I took a deep breath to calm my mind . Then, I gently pushed open the door to Xiang Qing’s room . At this time, he was reading a book at his table . Seeing me enter, he seemed as if he was struck by lightening . His eyes stared at my face as if he couldn’t bear to tear his eyes away .

I easily closed the door, recalled the steps I had practiced today, and walked to his side . I stretched out my hand to tease my long hair, and then I softly took off my outer layer . The white clothing fell onto our feet . Xiang Qing inhaled and he started to breath heavily again . His eyes looked at me infatuatedly .

“You… what are you doing?” Xiang Qing threw down his book . He was somewhat fidgety and restless .

I didn’t respond . I gracefully twirled around . When I faced him again, I untied the pink robe’s belt . The silk belt slid down like it was water and silently fell to the ground . The sexy, red nightdress was revealed . Xiang Qing couldn’t continue sitting . He quickly stood up to go the door .

“Come back!” This response wasn’t in the scope of Xiao Cha’s training . I was anxious . Using the fact that his mind was still undecided, I rushed over to lock the door . I pushed the nearby bookshelf in front of the door to block it further . Then I smiled at him wickedly, and lovably and cutely said, “Come eat me . ”

“Miao Miao, don’t be like this…” Xiang Qing’s voice was trembling as if he was enduring something painful, “We can’t do this right now…”

Why can’t we do this? I charmingly smiled at Xiang Qing, walked a few steps closer, and said, “Come eat me . Or I could eat you instead . ”

Xiang Qing continued retreating . He almost touched the wall . He was full of cold sweat . He looked at the ceiling and he looked at the walls, but he wouldn’t look at me .

Seeing that my performance wasn’t effective, I worried that something was wrong, but I couldn’t figure out what the reason was . Because my heart was anxious, I disregard the actual situation and rushed over to him . I decided to be a cat that ruled by force! I pushed him to the ground and started stripping his clothes .

“Miao Miao! You can’t!” Xiang Qing desperately resisted . Although he was stronger now and could fight with me, he didn’t have a cat’s tail . I deftly used my tail to grab the belt on his robe . I ripped and bit and very quickly tore off his upper garments to reveal his strong chest and white skin .

I disregarded his struggle and continued to work hard in stripping him . But, when I got to the point of taking off his pant’s belt, I started feeling hesitant .

Never mind . As the saying goes, those born as cats must be valiant . I can’t be afraid of a turtle!

(T/N: I was translating this chapter at the library and halfway through, I thought about going home to finish translating . Taken out of context, Miao Miao’s actions…)