Sitting on his bed, Ben read through his achievements with shining eyes. The sex itself was incredible, but it would never compare to a pointsgasm...
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Pittsburgh Push-Pop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another woman push her head to force her to deepthroat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
He nodded. "You can't spell team without meat."
…
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Skeetlance Videographer(fine) - Take a nude video of a woman while attaining a repeatable achievement for a sex act]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"A true artist should practice in various mediums…"
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Stranger Ringing The Bell(fine) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another woman throw your penis around inside her mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"That sound makes the best kind of alarm clock…"
He also wondered if it would disorient symbiotes...
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Gollywop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from two women, slap them in the face with your penis]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"It wasn't only Squirtle, my wop also upgraded…"
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Sollywop(fine) - While getting a blowjob from two women, have one slap the other with your penis]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"I'm don't think Miyuki was solly…but fine."
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Driver's Headucation Lesson(fine) - Have one woman ejaculate your penis into another woman's mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
Ben stared at this achievement. "I need to hurry and get a license…"
He didn't need to drive in Manhattan, nor could he afford a car, and maybe not even gas money for now...but if that's what Driver's Ed. was like…
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Copycat Boston Cream Strangler(rare) - While getting a blowjob from a woman, have another women push her head as far onto your penis as possible before you ejaculate down her throat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]
He smiled, remembering this naming scheme came from the original Boston Cream Strangler that he did himself. "Imitation is the greatest form of splattery…"
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Recruiting a Double-Agent(epic) - Attain a repeatable achievement for a sex act with a lesbian]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +5000]
Ben gasped. It was his first epic achievement! He believed it was well-deserved though! After all, how many men could have sex with a lesbian?
Now that he'd gotten an epic, after chatting with the system a bit, he obtained a clearer understanding of how the rarity levels worked for achievements.
Fine was something noteworthy.
Rare was something he'd recall for the rest of his life.
Epic was something his circle of friends would talk about and remember for the rest of their lives!
As for legendary which he'd never seen yet, it was for something strangers in a large geographic area would talk about if they knew about it! It was the type of rumor that could make him famous!
At that moment, Ben understood the core of the strategies used by the Kardashian family and others who gained fame through sex tapes…
Given what he knew about them, he also suspected they passed the knowledge on as a family heritage…
'If I ever get something like an invisibility item, I should sneak into a Kardashian house and see if I can find a copy of Cum Tzu's Art of Whore.'
…
Then, he realized another thing. "Maybe the Kardashians had their own whore systems…"
His heart was full of envy. 'So many points they must've accumulated…'
Heavy on the "cum."
…
Sighing, Ben could only make do with his own system…but he soon cheered up by reading more achievements.
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Ass-embly Line(fine) - Set up a spanking chain with you and two other people]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
Ben read once about how amazing this invention was for productivity, and now he experienced it first hand. "Efficiency is the key. Standardization for mass cumsumption…"
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Tapping the Keg(rare) - Make a woman squirt repeatedly in a short time]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]
He smirked. 'If I knew that would be the name, I would've done a keg stand...
Now, let's call the truck to pick up that empty hunk of metal…'
Although he was thankful for the achievement, Ben was a little disappointed this wasn't also an epic, because the original squirt achievement was already a rare. He understood why though. The distance between rare to epic was 5x, as compared to the distances below rare such as fine to rare which were only 2x. Therefore, to get an epic achievement, it needed to be something monumental.
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Dual Wielding(epic) - Squirt two girls at once]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +5000]
"And there it jizz..."
Ben held his hands at his waist, with the index fingers pointed out like they were guns. "Bang bang."
He then blew on his fingers, one hand at a time like they were smoking.
…
This achievement made him appreciate Wartortle Rain Dance even more since he would've never gotten this achievement by himself. Still, Ben did put in the work to create the situation for Wartortle to shine. The Pokemon were powerful, but they couldn't pay the registration fees to get into Pokemon tournaments without their masters…
Ben was applying pimp logic to the Pokemon circuit…
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Virgin Surgeon(repeatable, rare) - Take the virginity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]
He was getting quite adept at this now. "Repetition is the key to perf*cktion…"
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Owwywop(fine) - While having sex with a woman, make her slap herself in the face]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
'It's so much easier when they save me the trouble of faceslapping...'
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Doggy Pile-Up(fine) - Have sex with two women stacked one on top of the other in doggy style position]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]
"Miyuki really put the ass in assist today..."
Ben enjoyed this position a lot. After all, as a kid, his favorite part of mecha anime and cartoons was when the robots combined into a larger mecha...
As for why this wasn't ranked higher though, he asked the system and she explained it. The calculation for the rarity of this position took into account that he was already in a threesome, but didn't give extra points for it directly, as was the case for most threesome achievements.
To be specific, if he was with one woman, getting her into an exotic position was uncommon. Given he was in a threesome with two women as the foundation, the rating elevated to fine, because he needed to convince both of them to station at their posts...
Yet, the system didn't calculate most of the points for the threesome itself there, but in its own separate achievement.
Regardless, since this was already a tier higher than the other position achievements he gained which were only uncommon, Ben was satisfied.
In any case, he had nothing to complain about, because for the first time, he was making massive gains!
That wasn't all either. The best part was—this was only the beginning! There were still many rewards waiting!
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