Chapter 763: 763
Mu Yazhe frowned . “Shut up . You do it if you can . ”
“Fine . The ones I grill will definitely taste better than yours!” Youyou looked at him with ill-disguised contempt .
From the side, Yichen chimed in, “It’s not a question of whether the food daddy grilled tastes good or not but whether it is edible or not, instead . ”
“Yes . ” Youyou mused . “After eating, we’ll suffer from food poisoning for sure . ”
“May not even get a chance to be rescued . ”
“Mhm . ”
It was obvious that the younger one agreed to his older brother’s assessment .
The two guys sang the same tune and continued to show contempt to the man .
The man tightened his grip on the tongs . With veins popping out from the back of his hands, his face darkened further!
“You know what? Daddy’s cooking isn’t edible at all,” the older of the twins exposed .
“With his poor culinary skills, he dares to still cook?”
“He did it once and nearly blew up the kitchen . ” Little Yichen shook his head helplessly and sighed .
Youyou took a gander at the man, his eyes filling with more contempt .
“You don’t even know how to cook; how can you take care of my mommy?”
Mu Yazhe: “… Do men need to know how to cook?”
“You’re a man who doesn’t know how to cook, yet you still want to woo my mommy? To catch mommy’s heart, you should first catch her stomach . ” The boy pursed his rosy lips and gave him a negative feedback .
His older brother said, “You’d better not make things difficult for daddy . When he cooks, he’s practically like a terrorist . Whatever he lights up explodes; the whole kitchen was almost destroyed by him that time . ”
He had suffered from the experience before . He still remembered that day he pestered his father to cook for him; in the end, in just fifteen minutes, he heard an explosion from the kitchen . Following which, a pungent smell pervaded in the kitchen . He came close to take a look . The huge kitchen was filled with smoke and the entire wall was blackened .
The counter was a mess and pots were charred to the point that their bottoms had holes .
It was like a nuclear reactor laboratory exploding – absolutely terrifying .
From then on, he was left with a deep trauma and no longer trusted his father’s culinary skills .
Well, to be accurate, the man had no culinary skills to speak of .
Youyou bluntly stated, “Even if he doesn’t cook, he looks like a terrorist, too . ”
“True . He looks more like a terrorist than a terrorist; he’s basically anti-human . ”
Deeply worried, the younger lad shooed him away . “Let me grill . I’m worried that, after mommy eats your grilled meat, she’ll suffer from food poisoning . ”
The man froze . “…”
“You must understand that my mommy is a delicate flower . Her body is so fragile and can’t stand your destruction . ”
The boy continued giving his blunt criticisms .
Little Yichen got incredibly frightened, too, after hearing his words . “That’s true, daddy . Don’t grill anymore . I don’t want to eat your meat and get sent to the hospital for gastric lavage 1 !”
The man endured all this silently . “Have you two said enough?”
Youyou pouted his rosy lips . “Are you angry out of humiliation?”
Yichen concurred . “Yes, daddy must be angry out of humiliation . ”
The younger of the twins continued . “If your culinary skills are on the negative level, please don’t harm the innocent . ”
“Yes! Don’t harm the innocent . ”
“In order to avoid human tragedy, lay down the weapons in your hands . ”
“Yes, lay down your weapons . ”
…
The man was rendered completely speechless .
He had no way of dealing with these two clowns .
He frowned unhappily, apparently dissatisfied .
Was his cooking really anti-human?
Surely, it was not bad to that extent!
He was forced to relinquish his position .
Chef Yun Tianyou tied his little apron and took over .
The barbecue grill was too high . As his height was shorter than Yichen’s, he had to move a small bench over to stand on it . Rolling his sleeves up, he held the tongs in one hand and the scissors in another . He then started grilling .
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