Pure love ✕ Insult Complex - Chapter 561

Chapter 561

「 It’s true, if we continue like this, we’ll end up half-baked 」

Barbie-san tells Kyouko-san

「 But that doesn’t mean that you should leave Japan and train in Los Angeles, right? Are you Eisaku? 」

「 Huh? 」

「 You need to know that! 」

Kyouko-san’s parables are sometimes incomprehensible .

「 I don’t mind . I like this kind of somewhat no-good girls 」

Miss Cordelia said .

「 Oh my, Cordelia-chan, you like her? 」

Kyouko-san smiles .

「 Ruby-chan seems to be more substantial than Barbie-chan 」

「 As expected of Cordelia, I have the same thoughts 」

The two look at Ruby-san and smiled .

「 W-W-What?! What are you talking about? 」

Ruby-san’s spine shivered, so she asks .

「 If you want to become my disciple then you’ll start from a “licking dog” but are you okay with that? 」

Miss Cordelia said .

Kyouko-san and Miss Cordelia are both lesbians .

In short, what they mean is .

「 You don’t mind it, do you? These girls have the same preference as us 」

Kyouko-san looks at Barbie-san and Ruby-san and said .

「 Aaaaah, I’m different though! 」

Banba-san shouts in panic .

「 You’re exceedingly normal! 」

Kyouko-san

「 How should I say it, I knew it from the start that’s why I didn’t count you 」

Huh?

「 I mean, you should stay in Japan 」

Miss Cordelia said .

「 No, uhm, I’m also a member of Banbarubie3! 」

Banba-san speaks strongly .

「 If Barbie-san and Ruby-san are going then I’ll follow! Even if it’s at the end of hell! 」

Kyouko-san stares at Banba-san .

「 Sure, I’m inferior to Barbie-san when it comes to skills and experience, But I’ll do my best! I’ll do all my best to stay together with them! 」

Banba-san says with teary eyes .

「 Banba-chan 」

「 You really are 」

Barbie-san and Ruby-san are impressed .

「 Unfortunately it’s impossible for you 」

Kyouko-san replied .

「 T-That’s! 」

「 This thing can’t just be pushed through with hard work . I mean, when it comes to just talent, you’re much better than these two who are older . These people always let you take the fights as vanguard after all 」

Barbie-san always lets Banba-san take the direct confrontations .

They only join in the fight whenever they feel that the other party is really dangerous .

「 But, the world isn’t just about pure talents and skills . There’s also different suitability personality wise 」

Kyouko-san said .

「 If it’s these two, we can toss them to genuinely dangerous jobs in genuinely dangerous places . Plans where a single mistake could cost your life 」

Miss Cordelia looks at Barbie-san and the two .

「 And then, if you come back home alive, you won’t think of anything in particular . “Oh what, that’s disappointing,” Kyouko will laugh at it, and that’s all . Then, she won’t recall that again 」

「 Cordelia’s right . We expect that from these girls 」

Kyouko-san laughs .

「 T-That’s just cruel! 」

Banba-san begins to cry .

「 There’s no helping it . That’s what it means to live in the underground society . If you don’t want to die then don’t accept jobs that you feel is dangerous . That’s what we always do 」

「 Me too, no matter how much indebted I am to those who ask for a job . if there’s a risk, I refuse it 」

Kyouko-san said . Miss Cordelia adds .

「 The two of them are the same . If you’re not that dry, then someone would end up using you as disposable in the underground society 」

Barbie-san and Ruby-san look at each other silently .

「 But, what about you, Banba-chan was it? In your case, your foundation is honest and kind so you’d accept a job from the person you feel indebted to no matter how much risk it has 」

「 You’ll die right away if you do . Getting screwed over because someone told you 」

「 You can’t survive in Los Angeles with that 」

Kyouko-san and Miss Cordelia said . Banba-san looks down .

「 I’m not telling you that you’re useless . I don’t want you to misunderstand . How should I say it, you’re the type similar to Rei-chan 」

Huh?

「 You know her, right? Kouzuki Security Service’s Fujimiya-san, the girl you were fighting earlier 」

「 I know 」

Banba-san replies in a light voice .

「 That girl is strong, isn’t she? She has the fighting skills . But, her power isn’t going through everything alone . She’s mentally weak . That’s why she needs back-up from the company like this time 」

That means having Rei-chan as the captain .

「 But on the other hand, if you make it clear that she has a role . She’ll work incredibly well . She’ll lose the hesitation, and she’ll only think about beating up the enemy in front of her . In a sense, she’s pure . Just like Banba-chan 」

「 I’m not like her 」

Banba-san said .

「 I can’t fight as beautiful as Fujimiya-san . I’m a member of the crude group, Banbarubie after al 」

「 I wonder? I don’t think so 」

Kyouko-san looks at Barbie-san .

「 Don’t you think? 」

Barbie-san:

「 Banba-chan . This is farewell 」

「 Barbie-san? 」

Banba-san’s surprised .

「 Even if they refuse us, I’ll follow these nasty ladies . I don’t want to keep on losing like this 」

「 Then, me too! 」

Barbie-san shakes her head, having a painful expression .

「 Sorry, Banba-chan, we cant’ take you with us 」

「 That’s! 」

「 I understand now . These aunties told me 」

Barbie-san said .

「 I always show an arrogant attitude, we keep having you fight under the pretext of training you Banba-chan 」

「 No, but, thanks to that I really became strong 」

Banba-san speaks desperately but .

「 That’s not it, we were taking it easy while having you in front . It’s frustrating, but, they’re right 」

Barbie-san clenches her fist .

「 Therefore, I became weak . We’re becoming dull as we always leave things to Banba-chan! 」

「 Right . Having this Auntie kick me earlier made me understand . I wasn’t able to fight their level for a while so I can tell that I became weak 」

Ruby-san said .

「 Girls . Next time you say “Auntie” again, I’ll seriously try to kill you 」

Kyouko-san said .

「 Anyway, I want to train myself . Therefore, I have no choice but to part with Banba-chan for now 」

「 I will follow Barbie-neesan . We will train together, so our time with you is over 」

The two said . Banba-san:

「 No! Please don’t say it like that! 」

She shed large drops of tears .

Then .

「 Leave Banba-chan to me! 」

Old man Dai Grepher says something absurd .

「 Yes! Uncle will do his best for Banba-chan! From now on, our unit name will become “BanbaDai” Or “Double Babadai” might be better! 」

Err .

「 Barbie-neesan, you don’t need to worry about Banba-chan! Next year she’ll give birth to a cute girl! The love child of “Double Babadai” will be called Marble Thunder! 」

Old man Dai Grepher smiles .

「 Kyouko Magnum! 」

Kyouko-san’s punch blasts Dai Grepher .

「 Dohiiiiiiiiii!! Why are you hitting me?! 」

「 As expected, you can still stand up from that 」

Kyouok-san steps on him .

「 Kyouko Phantom! 」

DOGAAAAAAAAN!!!

Old man Dai Grepher’s body is blown off to the corridor outside the room .

「 Mugyuu 」

Old man Dai Grepher faints .

「 Dai Grepher’s skill of bending the Qi and attacking the opponent from behind can’t deal with Kyouko’s speed and power 」

Chief Yazawa said .

「 Yazawa-san . Could you take care of Banba-chan? 」

Barbie-san bows her head to chief Yazawa .

「 Wait, what? 」

「 I think it’s best to leave Banba-chan to Yazawa due to her personality 」

「 I’m also asking you 」

Ruby-san bows her head too .

「 Wait a second! Barbie-san! Ruby-san! 」

Banba-san said, but;

「 This is an order from the leader of Banbarubie3 . Banba-chan, stay in Japan and practice under Yazawa-san 」

「 Your Onee-san will practice with the aunties 」

「 Yeah, we’ll make sure to hound this stinky old lady! 」

The two smiles .

「 But 」

Banba-san is confused .

「 And, if someday our practice comes to fruit . We can rebuild as Banbarubie once again 」

「 Yeah, I promise you! Banba-chan 」

Barbie-san and Ruby-san smiles at Banba-san .

「 To be honest, Nee-san and I have been changing our members so many times . We keep on using and throwing the young one after another 」

「 But, you stayed with us for long . Banba-chan . Our time with you was fun . 」

「 Yeah, thank you . Thank you for everything so far, Banba-chan 」

「 Yeah, thank you . Banba-chan 」

Banba-san:

「 I understand . But, Banbarubie’s not breaking up . I will just transfer to Yazawa-san and train! My heart will stay with Banbarubie3 always 」

「 Banba-chan 」

「 You really are… 」

The three hug each other .

Then .

「 Sorry to break the mood but 」

Kyouko-san said .

「 I didn’t promise to bring you, girls, though? 」

Barbie-san .

「 Yes . We’ll follow you without your permission . Even if you chase us out, we’ll stay with you no matter what! 」

「 Yes, Nee-san and I will train with all we have! 」

Kyouko-san .

「 I see, then that’s okay 」

She smiles .

「 But still, you two called me “Auntie” again, didn’t you? 」

Ah .

「 Kyouko Rolling Crash!! 」

「 Gueeee!! 」

「 Guhiiii!! 」

「 Barbie-saaaaaaan! Ruby-saaaaan! Hyaaaaaaa! 」

That’s a lot of trouble .

◇　◇　◇

Barbie-san, Ruby-san, and old man Dai Grepher were taken to the aid room .

Barbie-san follows .

The people left in the room are Yazawa-san, Shou-neechan, Kyouko-san, Miss Cordelia, and me .

「 Oh, It seems that the transfer’s over 」

Miss Cordelia looks at the monitor .

The camera shows an indoor studio inside Green mountain studio .

Yukino’s still wearing her see-through minimum-sized swimsuit .

Oh, everyone from the media’s coming along .

Due to the explosions and flames, their cars are destroyed .

They look weary .

Usually,, one would think that they can’t return to the interview, but .

There’s no more aggressive energy coming from the press .

『 We will resume to the second part of the press conference 』

A caption appears on the screen .

But .

The indoor studio Yukino and the press were brought in is…

Isn’t this?

A variety show setting .

「 Kyouko, what are you planning? 」

Chief Yazawa asks .

「 No you see, the impact from earlier is still lacking 」

Miss Cordelia opens a laptop she brings while Kyouko-san says that .

「 Impact? 」

「 That’s right, that’s still lacking to shock the people in Japan . 」

Kyouko-san operates the laptop at a breakneck speed .

『 Err, we’ll begin the second part of the press conference 』

The announcer said .

Then .

『 Wait wait! What do you mean by that? 』

『 We never heard anything about this! 』

Huh?

The camera didn’t show the whole studio until now so you can’t tell, but .

Okada’s sitting on a chair of the variety show .

Yukino’s on the guest seat .

There’s a nameplate with “Shirasaka Yukino” written on it .

The media reporters are on the audience seat for some reason .

And .

There are nearly 20 comedy stars in line on the tiered platform .

『 I mean, isn’t this time our program? 』

『 That’s right . They said it’s a live broadcast, so I came here after a long while 』

『 Get yourself fired up more than usual! 』

『 Pugeracho! 』

Their tension’s high .

『 What the fuck s Pugeracho!?! 』

『 I mean, we were watching from the studio until now, but all I can tell is 10k yen! 』

『 Oops, oops, it’s summer! 』

『 What? Are you so surprised at the last minute?! I thought this was a comedy ultra quiz . 』

『 What part of that was a special news program?! 』

『 I mean, are you also going to crush our program? 』

『 We’re flooded with protests mails at this station right now . It’s still in flames! 』

『 Hey! Stop the flaming! 』

『 It’s firing up!!! 』

『 How about this material? 』

『 Yes, pwease! 』

『 Puragecho 』

『 I told you to stop that . You look disgusting 』

Then .

『 Err, it’s about time for the interview to begin 』

Okada announces to the confused comedy stars .

He’s specialized in news and political program .

Therefore, he can’t take control of the comedy stars right now .

I mean, Okada himself is powered down due to his wig falling off .

The comedians cant’ be stopped .

『 I mean! Didn’t we tell you to stop the interview?! 』

『 This time is a sacred comedy time we embedded on our bodies! 』

『 That’s right, don’t steal our time to burn lives! 』

『 No, you’re exaggerating 』

『 Nothing we can do! 』

『 Yes pwease! 』

『 Stop this joke already! 』

『 Stop! Crane! Boltzer! What are you doing?! 』

What’s with this play?

Then, Yukino .

『 You really are all boring . 』

She says .

『 It’s not that amusing, but you still try to do comedy . I can tell now the reason why TV isn’t as exciting anymore 』

Then, one of the comedy stars .

『 What did you say bitch?! 』

『 You’re not allowed to say that we’re boring! 』

『 That’s right! Even if we are, you can’t just say it! 』

『 Geracho! 』

Yukino .

『 Haa, that’s not funny nor interesting at all! 』

Then, one of the stars in front row snaps .

『 What the hell bitch!? I know about you! You’re Shirasaka Sousuke’s daughter aren’t you?! 』

At that moment, the performers around became silent .

『 So what? 』

Yukino speaks coldly .

『 The whole world knows what kind of evil things your father has done! 』

『 T-That’s right! D-Do you get it?! 』

A bald performer gets in too .

But, Yukino .

『 Huh? What about it? Is that related to me? 』

『 Related? Isn’t he your father? 』

『 So what? If Papa did something wrong, do I have to go to prison too? What kind of underdeveloped world are you living in? 』

『 That’s not what I’m talking about! Don’t you feel a bit apologetic to the world even a bit?! 』

『 Of course not! 』

Yukino said .

『 Leave that for later . I’m the victim here! 』

『 What’s with this bitch! 』

The comedian’s getting more stirred up .

『 In the first place, are you provoking us with that perverted clothes! 』

『 No way . I’m not interested in someone like you 』

『 Don’t fucking say that you’re not interested! 』

The studio’s atmosphere is getting more hostile .

『 Your nipples are see-through, are you an idiot?! 』

Yukino .

『 I didn’t dress like this because I want to! I was threatened to be killed if I didn’t show up on TV wearing this! 』

『 What the hell is that? You’re just an idiot, stupid, imbecile . Did you get your head stuck on something? 』

The entertainers’ flap even more .

『 Did you not see what happened earlier? 』

Yukino said .

『 That was just a play, isn’t it?! There’s no way they’d seriously do explosions, guns, and assault here?! Japan is a law-abiding nation! We’re an advanced country 』

『 The police came here too 』

『 Who cares, either way, that police just have some “Tokyo Costumes” or “Takado Props” on the back of their coat, right?! By the way, we’re from *** Productions 』

Then .

『 Err, please look at the front monitor 』

Okada tells everyone in the studio .

It seems that he heard an instruction on his earphone .

The monitor shows the castle from earlier .

『 Err, this is a warning from Kyouko Messer 』

Nobody’s there anymore .

The police seem to have pulled out too .

『 What?! Just what the hell is going on?! 』

The bald performer says .

Dokaaaaaaaaan!!!!

The castle explodes from the middle!!

Concrete lumps scatter in all directions .

The whole castle is wrapped in flames and black smoke .

『 Uwawawawawawa!! 』

The inner studio where Yukino stays is shaken by the vibration .

『 Weren’t we there just earlier? 』

『 Eh, there was such a powerful bomb in there? 』

『 Shouldn’t we be dead if we were there when it exploded? 』

A voice of fear comes from the reporters .

『 You think of it as a joke, but you see 』

Yukino said .

『 This is the truth since a long time ago 』

Then, she touches her abdomen .

『 All I can do is face that reality upfront 』

Then .

Piropiropiro .

A synthetic chime sounds .

「 Okay! Everyone! How are you?! It’s me Kyouko Messer who’s currently on the run! 」

Kyouko-san talks to the microphone .

Her voice is relayed to the studio after a few seconds .

「 Ah, I’m sending this call over the internet and some complicated satellite stuff, so it’s useless to trace it back! 」

Kyouko-san’s so bright .

「 To the police in Japan . Are you still watching?! Kukuku, hurry up and try to catch me 」

Kyouko-san’s voice:

『 Bitch! Don’t fuck with us! 』

One of the comedy star screams .

「 Ah, just to tell you, I still have a couple of bombs with the same power as that explosion! Do you want to know how many? Ufufu . The answer is The same number as Shirasaka Yukino-chan’s waist! 」

The gazes gather around Yukino .

『 What’s your waistline? 』

The comedy star asks .

『 Why do I have to say that on a national broadcast?! 』

『 Just say it idiot 』

『 I can’t say it! Idiot! 』

Then .

「 It’s 54, isn’t it? 」

Kyouko-san’s voice echoes throughout the country .

『 Is that so? Hey! 』

『 Y-Yeah, well 』

Then .

「 I’m lying LOL! It’s actually 58! 」

Kyouko-san .

『 That can’t be! I’m 56 』

Yukino shouts .

「 Well, the correct answer is 54 . Yukino-chan, since we kidnapped you, hardly eat anything decent and yet keep on having sex, seems like you got thinner . It’s the number we measured before, so it’s accurate! 」

Kyouko-san’s bright voice echoes .

「 Although, you were forcibly impregnated so your stomach will grow larger soon! That means that I have to increase the number of the bombs! 」

『 Did you really set up as many as 54 bombs? 』

The bald comedian shouts .

「 Oh what? You don’t trust me unless I make one explode? 」

The studio becomes silent .

『 W-What’s your objective?! 』

The comedian asks . Kyouko-san .

「 Why do I have to answer you? 」

『 Stop the bullshit! You set up bombs on your convenience and try to explode them, you have no reason to complain! 』

「 Didn’t I say that I don’t feel like talking to you? 」

Kyouko-san rejects him .

『 U-Uhm, Kyouko Messer . Would you like to tell us? 』

Okada asks .

『 Hey, wait . Why are you talking to a person like that politely? 』

A comedian shouts at Okada .

『 We have to think of the possibility that this studio has a bomb set up as well 』

He shouts with his face turned red .

『 We’re in this studio because Kyouko Messer sent the instructions! 』

And Kyouko Messer:

She foretold that she’ll kill Yukino and the reporters .

「 Yes, you’re right . There’s also one in there! 」

『 Uwaaaaa! 』

The studio is in an uproar .

「 Don’t move, if anyone tries to escape, I will detonate it 」

Kyouko-san said in a low voice .

「 I can check the studio from all angles, you can check if I’m lying or not . As long as you don’t care about your life that is 」

『 Hey, nobody move! 』

The director of the program shouts .

『 I beg you! Calm down! Please 』

Kyouko-san holds Yukino, the reporters, the comedians, and the TV staff as hostage .

「 It’s boring, the guy sitting over there, you’re a comedian, right? Could you tell me a joke? 」

The comedians look at each other .

「 I’m telling you guys that I want to laugh 」

Then .

『 Hey, let’s do it, Ogu 』

Then, the bald comedian from earlier tells the guy who seems to be his partner .

『 But, Snatch 』

『 You idiot! If we make everyone laugh, then we’ll be legends you know? 』

『 That said 』

Then .

「 Gahahahaha, that “That said” just now was amusing! 」

Kyouko-san laughs .

『 Hey, let’s do it! 』

『 Y-Yeah 』

『 Ognsa’s short play! 』

『 Summer vacation school 』

The two begins their play .

But .

T-Too boring .

W-What’s this?

「 Oh what? Your skit was more boring than “that said” from earlier 」

Kyouko-san said .

『 T-There’s no way we could be comedic in this kind of situation! 』

The bald comedian, snatch, was it? He shouts loudly .