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“EEK… NO! STAY AWAY!”
The beautiful girl’s eyes were wide with fear as a menacing silhouette plodded closer.
It sounded like a scene from a suspenseful horror film, but it would not be following the Hollywood template for much longer.
“I told you… to stay the hell away!” she roared, and dashed forward rather than backward. The large attacker reacted by waving its crude two-handed hammer, but her right hand shot forward like lightning before it could hit the target.
The rippling thrust caught the attacker directly on its exposed chest. Brilliant beams of light exploded outward, and the hammer’s progress slowed. Normally at this point, the player should dart backward and evade, but the girl plunged farther onward, pulling her rapier back and unleashing another attack. Two strikes hit the thick chest high and low, and the half-naked body writhed in pain.
“Brmooooh!!”
It leaned back and emitted a death cry, short horns and ring-pierced snout in clear profile. The massive body tipped backward, then stopped in mid-fall. The rippling muscles turned to hard glass and cracks trickled down the surface, emitting blue light until it finally exploded.
The combo was Linear and the two-strike Parallel Sting, and the creature was a Lesser Taurus Striker, a humanoid with the head of a bull. The fencer bent over, panting heavily, and turned to fix me with an angry look.
“That … was not a bull!”
Two hours had passed since Asuna and I reached the second-floor labyrinth, the first players in Aincrad to set foot inside of it. Kibaou and Lind’s parties were probably down on the first level of the tower, gnashing their teeth over the ransacked chests they found, but if I had to be stuck with the “evil beater” role, I might as well reap the benefits. The initial locations of the treasure chests were about 80 percent unchanged from the beta, so I steered us from one to the other, with the occasional battle in between. Once we reached the second floor, we finally met one of the true masters of the labyrinth—a Taurus.
“Well, I guess they’re closer to human than bull,” I admitted. I had no idea why Asuna was so upset about this. “But this is pretty much what minotaurs are like in every MMO. So people call them ‘bulls’ or ‘cows’ as a nickname …”
“…Minotaurs? Like from Greek mythology?”
The anger in her eyes subsided slightly. It seemed that she had a fondness for topics related to studying and learning. I wasn’t particularly well versed in mythology, but my little sister had always liked the stories, and I had read them to her when she was young. I nodded and tried to recall some nuggets of information.
“Y-yeah, that’s the kind. The legendary minotaur lived in a dungeon on the island of Crete—they called it the labyrinthos in Greek. Anyway, the hero Theseus delves into the dungeon and kills the minotaur. It’s a very game-like scenario, so the minotaur has been a classic RPG enemy type for years and years. In this game, they take out the ‘mino’ part and just call them tauruses.”
“Well, that makes sense. Isn’t the mino in minotaur from King Minos of Crete?”
“Huh? So you’re saying that calling it a ‘mino’ for short would be incorrect?”
“Of course. After Minos died, he became the judge of the dead in Hades. So it’s probably best that you don’t call them that.”
This discussion seemed to have taken the edge off of Asuna’s anger, so I tried to take advantage of the opportunity.
“So, erm… Miss Asuna, what was it about that mino—I mean, taurus, that didn’t meet your approval …?”
She glared at me side-eyed. “It wasn’t wearing, well … hardly anything at all! Just a tiny little scrap of cloth around the waist. It was practically sexual harassment! I wish the harassment code would kick in and send it to the prison of Blackiron Palace.”
“Ah … I see.”
The lower tauruses did indeed feature minimal clothing compared to the kobolds and goblins of the first floor. If you removed the bull head, they were basically nearly naked muscle men—quite a shock to (I assumed) a pampered rich girl from an all-girls’ school.
But that left one big problem. One of the chests I’d just opened had a set of armor called Mighty Straps of Leather. Not only did it have excellent defense, it also granted a strength boost. However, when equipped, it turned the wearer’s torso naked except for a few strategically placed leather straps. No other clothes or armor could be worn over or under it. I figured the dungeon was a discreet enough place for it, and was planning to change the next time we found a safe room, but Asuna’s reaction to the taurus was causing me to reconsider. Still, it was a shame to waste such a great piece of loot. Should I offer it to her, or banish it for having no value to the party?
“Hey, Asuna … I got a strap-style armor with magical effects from a chest back there.”
Suddenly, her eyes were three times as frosty as when she had dispatched the taurus.
“Yes, and?”
“… … Um … Just thinking, not many people will look good in that. Maybe he would. You know, the tank leader from the first boss raid …”
“Agil? Yes, I suppose he would look the part. I met him at the reconnaissance mission for the Bullbous Bow yesterday.”
I hid my surprise with an expert poker face, secretly relieved that I had avoided stepping on a landmine.
“O-oh really? But he wasn’t in the actual battle today, was he?”
“I don’t think he really gets along with Lind or Kibaou. But he did say he’ll be there for the floor boss, so you’ll see him there. Why don’t you give it to him then?”
“G-good idea. So anyway, do you think you can handle the mino … I mean, taurus’s Numbing Impact?”
“Oh, just call them minos already. I think I’ll be fine after another two or three encounters.”
“Okay. The boss’s numbing effect is way wider than the normal ones, but the timing works the exact same way. Anyway, shall we go to the next block?”
She nodded without a hint of fatigue, got to her feet, and started marching off toward the exit.
We defeated four more tauruses after that, but they were timed to pop at set intervals, so you couldn’t hunt tons of them even if you wanted. Our inventories were bulging with loot from the monsters and chests we’d run across, and luckily for us, we were able to leave the labyrinth without running into any other players.
At a safe zone near the entrance, I flipped open my map tab and found that we’d almost entirely filled in the blank space for the first two levels. If I turned that data into a scroll and sold it, I could make some pretty good cash, but the evil beater wasn’t enough of a merchant to make a business out of map data. I decided to offer it to Argo the Rat free of charge.
In a way, it didn’t seem fair. By tomorrow, Argo would be selling the latest strategy guide out of the nearest town, based on intel provided by me and the other former beta testers, and I’d have to spend five hundred col for it. But I couldn’t complain too much. She claimed that the funds she earned selling the guide to the top players went into producing a free version for middle-zone folks who were still catching up.
I switched tabs and shot her an instant message with the map data, then yawned widely and looked up at the sky. Looming over the overgrown jungle was not actual sky, but the bottom of the third floor. Yet the sunset rays coming from the outer perimeter of Aincrad cast that lid overhead in a brilliant, beautiful orange.
“Today is December ninth… a Friday. It’s got to be winter on the other side by now,” Asuna murmured. I gave that some thought.
“I read in some article that, depending on the floor, some places in Aincrad are actually modeled after the current weather conditions. Maybe if we climb a little bit higher, it’ll really be winter.”
“I don’t know whether I want that or not. Oh, but …” She trailed off. I turned to look at her. Her lips were pursed, but I couldn’t tell if she was feeling angry or shy. “It was just an idea. What if we reach a floor with proper seasons by Christmas, and it snows that day?”
“Oh… good point. It’s already December. By Christmas would mean … fifteen days left. I sure hope we finish this floor by then …”
“Well, that’s not very ambitious of you. I want to be through here within a week—no, five days. I’m exhausted from all these cows.”
“Oxhausted?”
I couldn’t help it. She stared at me blank-faced for several seconds, then her cheeks went bright red, and she stomped on my foot just softly enough not to cause damage. The fencer promptly turned and stormed off toward the town, forcing me to run after her.
We walked for twenty minutes down the stone path through the jungle, evading battles whenever we could, and only stopped for breath once we reached the limits of Taran, the village that would serve as base for the boss raid.
As I suspected, the main street was already packed with players. Once the Bullbous Bow that blocked the path was defeated, many who’d been staying in Marome made their way here. I carefully removed my black leather coat and covered half my face with the bandanna that Asuna loved to hate.
She couldn’t complain, though; she was wearing her own hooded cape low over her face. Unfortunately, her reason and mine were almost polar opposites.
“So, um… I’m going to go meet Argo in a little bit,” I muttered as we walked along the side of the street. Asuna’s nod was barely visible beneath her hood.
“That’s perfect. I have my own reason… my own business to do with her. I’ll join you.”
“A-ahh.”
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