The Daily Life of the Immortal King - Chapter 285

Chapter 285

Chapter 285: Brother Ling, Can You Sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Everyone was instantly stupefied at Dharmaraja's sudden dirty joke .

Even Cailian Zhenren, who had been an old female driver in the cultivation circle for decades, couldn't help shuddering .

It went without saying that this amorous talk was beyond anything anyone could take, and the Soul Formation cultivators who were present were transfixed with horrified fascination .

Two Waterfalls Entering Holes . . . what kind of operation was this?

"Why's everyone struck dumb? Was my name not good enough?" Dharmaraja waved his hands helplessly . They were all grown-ups, what did it matter if they talked a little dirty? "Actually, I have even more impressive suggestions . Want to hear it?"

"Shut your mouth, you horndog!"

Before Wang Ling and Fang Xing could say anything, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal and the others all yelled in unison .

Fang Xing: " . . . "

Wang Ling: " . . . "

. . .

By then, the spatial wall had been blast open by the energy beam from the Heavenly Eye . The opening was over a meter in size, enough for a person to go through . Its burnt border gave off an unpleasant, scorched smell .

Staring at this opening, Wang Ling frowned slightly . " . . . "

He had thought that his beam would be able to completely blast open this spatial wall, and he had never thought that it would only be enough to create this man-sized opening . Although Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal and the others thought that this was incredible enough, Wang Ling wasn't satisfied .

It was becoming more and more difficult to deal with the enemies that they were starting to encounter now .

As he sighed in his heart, he involuntarily touched the talisman seal wrapped around his right arm . He didn't know if he would have to remove it one day, but he prayed that the day would never come .

"Let's go, it wasn't easy for Brother Ling to burn open this passage . Also, be on your guard at all times," Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal said as he gazed at this invisible yet clearly present barrier after giving it careful thought .

After all, the Ice Crystal Array was a holy array which was superior to the Five Elements Great Array that had been used to seal the old devil back then . Furthermore, its array spirit most likely had the independent ability to protect itself; it was very likely that any intruders who entered this space would be scattered by the array's power .

It happened just as Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had expected .

Wang Ling was the first to step into the space, and the view in front of him changed swiftly — the space reversed itself, like an inverted mirror . In the distance, Wang Ling could see that the road sign for "Sanyuan Road" now showed "Road Sanyuan . "

By the time he was on the ground again, he had already confirmed that this was the mirror space that had been set up by the Ice Crystal Array .

In front of him, a young man in white landed steadily .

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had just happened to be dropped into the same space as Wang Ling . Looking at the view in front of him, he couldn't help swearing loudly with astonishment .

At that moment, the initially bare Sanyuan Road was now crowded with a dazzling line-up of all kinds of palaces, some of which were even floating in the air like heavenly immortal residences . Just standing on the roadside, the both of them could already see dozens of sky palaces and numerous cultivation facilities nearby .

These buildings were made out of complex materials; each brick was packed full of spirit energy and had the ability to restore itself — all of these weren't ordinary things .

"This Immortal Mansion . . . they're so f**king rich!" Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal couldn't help cursing in his heart . Anyone would be jealous of such luxuries .

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal recalled a story: In ancient times, a poor man survived after falling into a valley, and found a village beneath it called Golden Village . From the stele at the village entrance to the tiles on the buildings, even the piles of straw in everyone's backyards; they were all made of gold . . . Now, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal felt like he had fallen into Golden Village .

Because they were in the mirror world, everything was reversed; even the clouds in the sky moved differently . However, time passed at the same rate as in the outside world .

The young man in white looked up at the sky . It was now dusk, and it was growing dark .

Strangely, the moment the stars came out, it was like a river that flooded the entire horizon .

The young man in white pointed at the sky . "Brother Ling, look, there are so many stars!"

Wang Ling: " . . . "

Before long, the young man in white slowly dropped his hand .

Because he noticed that these stars seemed to be swiftly growing in size at a visible rate . . .

It wasn't his imagination, right?

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal drew in a deep breath .

Then, he opened his eyes again .

The stars which had been the size of sesame seeds earlier were now as large as millstones . . .

They weren't damn stars at all!

They were f**king spirit bodies that had been activated by the holy array!

It was only when those luminous "stars" came closer that Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal realized what they actually were — they were soul-like, transparent spiritual bodies that nonetheless radiated light .

As these array guardian spirits dropped from the sky, they coalesced together rapidly and finally formed a giant array guardian spirit beast which stood directly in front of Wang Ling and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal .

It was a large, glowing fish with two feet and two heads, and a mouth packed full of shark teeth . When it landed on the ground, it began snarling wildly, the two long whiskers on either sides of its mouth fluttering aggressively in the wind .

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's lips twitched . . . Was this array guardian spirit a Pisces?!

. . . Fine, it wasn't the time to think about this now .

Without saying anything, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal directly threw a Skybomb Grenade into its mouth, and there was a sound of an explosion . In the end, this colossal fish felt nothing at all; it just stupidly opened its mouth and puffed out thick smoke .

"This array guardian spirit is at Itinerant Immortal level at the very least . " Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal frowned . After all, the mirror space was a product of the holy array; it made sense to have a guardian spirit at Itinerant Immortal level! The most troublesome thing about this guardian spirit was its thick and rough skin, coupled with its powerful ability to regenerate itself . There was no other option except to kill it in one strike .

. . .

" Hou !"

The two-headed fish roared loudly, its body glittering with starlight as each soul which was a part of it glowed .

Looking at this giant fish, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal felt very helpless, and in the end, he turned to Wang Ling for help . "Brother Ling, can you sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star ?"

Wang Ling stared at this giant fish for three seconds . " . . . "

He sighed .

Then, he pushed himself off his feet lightly and leapt upwards . Using his hand like a blade, he chopped this glowing giant fish into pieces .

Hiss  . . .

His attack didn't meet any resistance .

At that moment, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal clearly heard a resounding crack .

One second earlier, this glowing giant fish had still been shrieking .

Now, it had already become steamed fish head with chili peppers . . .

Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: " . . . "