The Dungeon’s Demon Lord is the Weakest - Chapter 32

Chapter 32

The Spirit of The Bath’s Treatment !? *Yup, I need help for the title . Original . (　お風呂の精霊の使い方っ！？)

Furfur .

One of the Solomon’s 72 demon pillar, ranked 34th . It appeared in the form of a deer, teach people various secrets, and causes love between a man and a woman . The demon of liars .

It’s that’s Undine’s name .

Well, I just casually named it .

When it became a slime, it’s body goes purupuru, when it became a human it goes barubaru . * wtf is this, somebody help . Original :(スライム形態の時は体がぷるぷるだし、人間形態の時はばるんばるんだからな。)

Today is the third day since the attack of Demon Lord Cochon Kanzeir Guruni .

Cochon are clearing the Labyrinth of Trust steadily .

Looking at Cochon’s stats, I wonder if I’ll be able to deal even a single wound at him .

But well, as promised, I’ll let him hit me once if he cleared the labyrinth .

That will never happen, though .

Leaving that aside, right now is Furfur .

“Didn’t i tell you? Flooding the field is not okay . ”

“How much is flooded, or how much is not flooded . I really don’t know the meaning!”

I have been teaching Furfur things here recently .

I’m leaving the dungeon alone for the first time, and right now i was doing field maintenance .

In any case, it takes time and effort because it’s a vast land .

I am doing it somehow by borrowing the hands of the goblin who moved into the village .

Those goblin were trembling in fear at the beginning, but after seeing the new residence and a lot of fish available, they welcomed it . *I shotgunned it! Original:(ゴブリンは、初めはビクビクと怯えていたが、新しい住居と、大量の魚を見てからゴキゲンだ。)

Un un .

If they are working that happily, I’m glad that I employed them .

The goblins were in charge of field work and rice cultivation in the newly made rice field .

Iyaa, as I thought, I really want to eat it, huh . Rice .

Conveniently, the goblins seems have done rice cultivation from the past days, and those fields were transferred to here as well .

Nothing is impossible for a Dungeon Master .

A lie, a lie . I just used a the dungeon’s rebuilding function for a bit .

It was a rice that has resistance to cold, which doesn’t exist on earth, the harvest rate in “Blood Tears of The Demon King” is bad as I thought, but they have nothing else to make, it was a rice plant that the goblins have been protecting secretly . I just want to put the rice fields on the right track somehow .

Right now, the temperature around here is drastically changing, I just hope that it doesn’t affect the rice field that much .

Speaking of rice cultivation, water is needed .

Speaking of water, there are a spirit of water, Undine .

Thinking that, I was teaching Furfur about farming and rice cultivation, but it has more problem than what I imagined .

First of all, the paddy field is overflowing with water, a large amount of water was sprinkled in the field, and it was swept away by the canal . * I don’t understand the sentence . Original :(まずは水田から水を溢れさせ、畑に大量の水を撒き、用水路に流された。)

Mou, for real, she was lacking more common sense than I am .

Anyway, I feel depressed a little . So, I’ll go shut myself in the bath .

It was okay for now . *need help . Original:(今も正にそうだった。)

“Furfur~, come out right now . We can’t take a bath if you doesn’t”

“Furfur, everyone can made a mistake . For such a small thing, Cias-sama won’t be angry or ended up hating you, you know~”

[Furfur, you are completely surrounded . Do obediently surrender . ]

My friends, even though they are trying to persuading things from the dressing room somehow, there is no response .

A~a………, I miss the nostalgic feeling of Paimon’s hands . Come to think about it, Paimon hasn’t been causing any problems till now .

Thanks to that, I was able to concentrate on dungeon building .

This time, lets give her some reward .

Furfur is sitting on the bath while keeping the hot water run without any limit, so I can’t open the door .

If by any chance, this is an ordinary house in Japan, this is where they will be crying over the water and gas bills .

Good thing this is an another world……… .

However, although there is enough water, the energy used to warm it is limited .

At this rate, I’ll have to stop the water supply, after all, I don’t want to look this spoiled child’s painful eyes .

“Furfur, at this rate, Cias-sama will really hate you, you know?

After all, Cias-sama really liked this bath . ”

U~n, Paimon has a little strange way of persuading . If you said that to a child, she will just become more obstinate .

“I hate it when Cias get immediately angry! Furfur hate Cias!”

Look .

Za ー ー ー . * What? Original:　ザーーーー。
“U~waah! wait-, wait a sec-, Paimon!?

Paimon opens the door suddenly and hot water flows into the dressing room .

A~a~a~ . Cleaning is going to be bad . A lot of steam is coming in and it will be full of mold if you leave it alone .

At this situation, Paimon goes forward without care . She approached the edge of the bathtub, and thrust her arm into the bathtub .

“What are you trying to do!?” Furfur is-”

Furfur whose neck is grabbed tight by Paimon are trying to release herself by scattering . * Please help . original : (　パイモンに首根っこを掴まれたフルフルが、湯船から持ち上げられると同時に喚き散らそうとした。)

But, faster than that,

“— Do not say you hate people easily !!!”

Paimon’s loud voice reverberated in the large bath as the sound resounded .

“I have been hated by others for a long time since I was born . To be hated is painful, sad, very disgusting .

Do not say it as joke or a whim, absolutely! ! ”

It seems that Python’s dozens of sermons have echoed to the ground, rather than inside the temple . * Yup, i need another help . Original:(
パイモンによる、数十分にも及ぶ説教は、神殿内どころか、地上まで響いていたらしい。)

Me? I was cleaning the dressing room .

“Cias, I am very sorry … … … … Paimon is, is very scary”

After the sermon is complete, Furfur obediently came out from the bathroom .

I will make a swing without looking at my eyelids . *Okay, I give up . Someone, help . Original:(若干涙目なのは見て見ぬ振りをしてやる。)

“Yeah, I won’t do it anymore . ”

“Ee~ … … … … I understand”

From now on, Paimon decides to be a full-fledged educator .

From that time on, those orcs and goblins, start to be nice to Paimon .

What a nice guy .