The Dungeon’s Demon Lord is the Weakest - Chapter 34

Chapter 34

The first human is a princess-sama!?

[Master, intruder-desu]

“Again?!”

It’s really crowded, huh .

[This time is from the true continent . There are 76 human-desu]

“Aaa, so it’s like that . If a Demon Lord came, human does too . ”

But, it will be a little bad like this . After all, some of Kochon’s troop is still lost in the dungeon . And now we need to pay attention to two side at the same time .

I hope this will end peacefully .

“Let’s just check it for now . Etto, check, human being . ”

And then, i saw a group of armor wearing people carefully advancing to the entrance of the Great Wall Labyrinth .

Let’s be really careful here .

“Somehow, it’s hard to speak…”

[Master, it’s your job-desu . ]

“I don’t really want to be short tempered and stupid like Cochon, though . ”

[I also don’t want to hear any stupid statement for my mental health . Therefore, please do not speak as much as possible, master . ]

“Don’t say i’m stupid . I’m aware of it”

[You can’t be saved even if you’re aware of it . It’s a crime for a fool to do foolish thing . And, to still being foolish is a punishment-desu . ]

“Your poisonous tongue too, aren’t it getting more poisonous!?”
It’s enough . Let’s just ignore it .

I take a microphone, and start talking to the armor wearing people .

“Aaa, test, test . It’s a sunny day today . Red pajamakipamamaaomamama .

Good afternoon everybody, Demon Lord Amduuucias-desu . ”

I got a little angry when talking to Kochon before . So I’ll start being polite this time .

“Welcome to my dungeon .

I’m sorry for all of you that come all the way over here, but currently there is no escape route in this dungeon . Once you enter, it will be impossible to escape . I will not be able to guarantee the lives of everyone .

Invasion is not recommended . Please go home . ”
This should do it . Fufu, i can actually do it if i try .

[Master, why are you touching their nerves in such silly way-desu?]

“Eh!?”

No, I did it, right?

I properly talked in honorifics you know!?

[I’m touched by your polite greeting and advice]

Among the humans, a female knight bowed toward the speaker .

How is it, Andre! My way of talking is decent!

After that, the female knight started to speak .

[I am the Knight Commander of the Amuhamura Kingdom, Trisha Lily Amuhamura .

As the name suggest, i am a royalty from the Amuhamura Kingdom .

This time, we came as a messenger to Your Majesty Amducias, the 13th Demon Lord . I beg in earnest, may you show yourself before us?]

“Eh!? A princess!?”

Ah .

[Your disguise is immediately peeled off, huh]

While enduring Andre’s sarcasm, I check the princess who named herself Trisha one more time .
I see .
I didn’t notice it immediately because of the silver armor and dirt that covered her when coming here but, that cut short golden hair and her face has dignity in it . And she seems to be at least 20 years old .

[Um… . ?]

Oops, I unconsciously went silent when i’m looking at her .

“Nn . I was just consulting with my friend . If there are no inconvenience at your side, i would like to summon you here .

For myself to go over there, is as expected, will be really careless of me”

Actually i would like to talk to someone, but i’m not gonna go there directly .

With “Summon”, she won’t be able to get out from the summoning formation, and if she refuse to be my allies, I can just return her .

[………Understood .

However, if I did not return, please understand that not only my country, but the whole true continent, will be Your Majesty’s enemy . ]

“There’s no need to worry . I have no intention to harm you, and if possible, I would like to have a friendly relationship . ”

I said so, and start to operate the smartphone .

Aa, but let’s call Paimon here first .

But I’m not really familiar with this world .

Furufuru…, I wonder if it’s okay to be a little noisy .
But I’m out of companion… .

And this is how, my first human relationship began .