The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter - Chapter 93

Chapter 93

Translator: “Pink Tea” Editor: ”Weasalopes”

Going on the trip, I won’t be able to enter the hidden dungeon for a while . If I go straight home, the master will be complaining again, so I drop by the 2nd floor .

　As soon as I come into the room I’m surprised by an intense voice that’s bound to make one’s heart skip a beat .

『Aaah! Aaah! Amazing, tonight you are so intense!』

「…Master . 」

『I’ve never… Felt… Soo good! You are better than my husband!』

「…I think even a cat in heat would make better sounds . 」

『Oh no, Noir-kun, you were here?!』

　No, no, no, your second line, you were doing this fully aware that I’m around . I had my suspicions but asked what she was doing anyway .

　Her answer completely in line with my expectations, in reverse, puts me at ease .

『I was running the simulation of a steamy night~ . You are so fierce, Noir-kun, it doesn’t match your appearance at all . 』

「I was your partner?!」

『Nahahaha~!』

「…Master, you don’t have a husband . 」

『But don’t men like such words? I think it’s silly though . 』　

　Well, I think there are some men in this world who enjoy that sort of thing .

　I’m normal though, so I have no such preferences .

　Putting jokes aside, I make my report on the results this time . The magma fish was fine, but I ask for advice on the weapons that were next .

『If we are going with the premise that there is a jackpot weapon, then you will have to interview them one by one . 』

「But there is a whole bunch, and if they are going to pretend to be nice then it will be even tougher . 」

『How about constantly threatening them like 「I’ll break you」 or something?』

　As expected of my master .

　Thank you very much for the helpful advice . Let’s try it the next meeting .

　Since the plan was finalized I tell the master about going on the trip and she threw a tantrum just as I expected .

　Even when I told her that I will bring some interesting stories it’s still not good .

『Then, as an apology, stroke my head . If while doing that you will praise me with all you got, I will give you permission for the trip . 』

　It can’t be helped . I put my hand on the master’s beautiful blue hair . Touching them provided a delicate sensation that wouldn’t allow one to suspect that she spent two hundred years here .

　As per your request, I shall pat you . Without forgetting to also give praise . 　

「Today you are fantastic as well, master . 」

『Ah, so gladsome . 』

　Even though I heard those words for the first time, why do they feel so ancient? After that, I heard 「gladsome」 around a hundred more times .

『Bye, bye, my beloved husband . 』

「Don’t make me a victim of NTR!　…Then, I will return . 」

　Yees, replied my master . Even though she has both of her hands bound by chains I felt like she was waving a hand to me, how mysterious .

　When I returned to a moonlit city, I headed home without stopping anywhere and went straight to sleep . Dungeon capture is tiresome after all .

　Morning, at the usual dining table, I told everyone about brother’s letter . Father, mother, and Toramaru agreed to me going on the trip .

「He certainly isn’t doing anything decent . If you’d like you can even give him a spanking . 」

「Dear, you are not doing anything decent yourself . Right, Toramaru?」

　Toramaru… A giant lion with a flower growing from his head… Completely familiarized to the family and now was a part of it .

『Yesterday, he was looking at the behind of a female customer so much that he dropped and broke merchandise . 』

「T-that not true!　 That was because her butt… Had a bug sitting on it!」　

　There was no one in Stalgia household who believed father’s excuse . Ignoring panicking father, Toramaru says a bit enviously .

『I would like to meet Noir’s brother as well . 』

「Want to come as well?」

『No, if I were to go it surely will become an uproar . Besides, the rare shop is quite busy . 』

　Rare Shop・Stalgia . It is a shop run by my family . It sells curios that I discover in the dungeon or raw materials assembled by Toramaru .

『Occasionally there are people attempting to shoplift or trying to get crazy cuts . I have to stay on guard outside . 』

「You are such a hard worker . I entrust the rare shop to you . 」

『Raawr . 』

　There is a force in his 「okay, leave it to me」 roar .

　Those three are fine, but there is one person who is exhibiting strong opposition while showing rather amusing facial expressions . It’s my little sister Alice . Perhaps her emotions reached the boiling point as she bangs on the desk .

「I’m against it! Meeting that person will give you a bad influence!」

　Brother Gillan was creating all sort of trouble even when he was still here . Since he had good looks he kept starting new romances, so there was no end to quarrels .

　Several girlfriends starting a fight over him at our house, or a man trying to beat him up for stealing his girl…

　I remember receiving straight punch right into the face when I tried to interfere .

「Ugh, I’m starting to feel like maybe it would be better not to go . 」

「Please don’t . Being here is the best for Brother . 」

「…But, since it’s precious summer vacation, I will go and check brother’s growth . 」

「Ooh . 」

　I made Alice angry, but he even sent me a letter .

　I also have a feeling that he has a personal request . I do have some good memories with my brother, so I can’t just abandon him .

　Equipped with my usual sword I make my way to the guild 『Odin』 . I have to properly do my adventurer job as well .

　As soon as I get inside I spot Emma . On top of being gorgeous, she was having a conversation with two men, so she stood out . Are they acquainted? Doesn’t seem that way .

「As I said, I am already in a party . 」

「Then let’s go on shopping together tomorrow . We might not look like it but we actually earn a lot . We can buy you some clothes . 」

「I really don’t need that . 」

　Emma scratches her cheek over and over . Since I knew that was a gesture she often made when she was troubled, I move in to help her .

　As I called out to her she runs over and hugs me .

「I’m in the party with him . That’s enough . 」

「Tch . 」

　When Emma told them that, they clicked tongues annoyed and left the guild .

「You are as popular as always . 」

「I was bothered by their persistence . You always have an awfully good timing, are you perhaps watching me?」

「I’m not a stalker . 」

「Ehehe, more importantly, we have to accumulate LP . 」

　For a moment I was surprised . I thought she was about to kiss me at such a crowded place .

　As expected, Emma wasn’t that bold . She prolongs her a bit passionate embrace . Not a lot, but I received LP . 　

「Yes, yes, yes, this is not a place for this though . 」

　And there, Laura-san, the receptionist appointed to us forcibly separated us . I thought that before as well, but she is considerably strong . She might fare well as an adventurer .

「Hey, we were having a good time . 」

「You know, I’m also working while suppressing the urge to embrace Noir-kun . Every day, during the work hours I have to endure with my imagination only . 」

　Said that Laura-san takes my hand and sits me in front of the counter . She gets to work but she was sat not on the opposite side but next to me . 　

「We just got a good request . Noir-san is really a gentleman with good timing . 」

「Ahaha… But it would be better if you sit on the opposite side . 」

「Here, is, good . 」

　She says in my ear, articulating every sound . It’s not like I don’t like it, but we are gathering attention and it’s embarrassing .

　But seriously going about work in this situation is just like her . Recently she has a good performance and is posted on the wall with top rank .

　The request this time is to capture a speed turtle . Although it is a turtle it’s not slow at all, and I have heard that catching it can be quite difficult .

「Catching just one will render 300 . 000 Ria . It looks like the client really wants it . 」

「It resembles a green turtle and lives in the river, right?」

「Yes, please be careful, it’s small but ferocious . And usually, there are monsters nearby . 」

　Emma seems to be enthusiastic as well, so let’s take it .

「Please do your best . Soon, I will receive a twenty days long vacation . I’ll be happy if I could go out with Noir-kun somewhere . 」

　As I was told that with a big happy smile, I was struck with sudden realization . Since her vacation was that long, I invite her on the trip to brother’s town .

　I’m in her care on a daily basis, and having fun with lots of people should be better . Laura-san clasps her hands delighted .

「If it’s an invitation from Noir-kun I will follow even to hell . 」

　Great . Thus three members were decided . On our way to the river, Emma kicks pebbles looking annoyed .

「You didn’t have to invite her . Laura-san isn’t strong, it’s going to be dangerous . 」

「Laura-san’s knowledge is amazing . Even if we are up against monsters, she likely to know ways of dealing with them that we do not . 」

「I wanted a trip with just two of us…」

「Don’t pout so much, come on, come over here . 」

　I pull her hand and enter into a space between buildings . Standing in the dim and narrow place I embrace her for the first time today . When we were done, the bad mood from just a while ago completely vanished .

　When Emma is happy, she is wriggling around gleefully .