Chapter 164
Miao Long shouted for his four brothers as he walked with an air full of mettle like a proud rooster . Flaunting his prowess, he came to the village entrance and went straight for Fangzheng . "Aiyah, darn monk . You haven't left?! It looks like today's the day for your skin to separate from its flesh! Also those old fools . Weren't they rather arrogant just now . . . huh?! Don't even think of running . I'm telling you . A monk may run but his temple can't! I'll teach all of you a lesson today!"
Fangzheng sneered . He stood up and came to the village entrance and pressed his palms together, "Amitabha . Patron, you are filled with bloodlust and have great amounts of negative karma . If you do not act with kindness, you might suffer the tribulations . "
"F**k yourself . Don't tell me such useless shit! Compensate me for beating my brother . Ten thousand! I'll break your arm for every cent that's missing!" he added, "Brother Beard, it's this punk that messed up our plans!"
Beard was standing behind him . Miao Long and company were tall so he couldn't see what was happening in front . In order to serve as a foil for being the final boss, he did not walk ahead . He only waited to be summoned . Once Miao Long spoke, Beard puffed up his chest and walked out . He said loudly, "Who dares bully my brothers? Are you sick of living? Come forward and let me have a look!"
When Fangzheng heard this, he turned to look . Instantly, he was amused! He knew Beard who was someone rather familiar . Wasn't he the bus robber that he sent scampering? In a blink of an eye, he was now the backer of someone!
Fangzheng pressed his palms together and gave a Buddhist proclamation . "Amitabha . Patron, long time no see . "
"Don't you f**king try to build relationships here . Do you think Brother Beard will know you? What a joke!" Miao Long cursed . Now, he was confident as they had the number advantage . It would only sully his stance if he didn't curse .
But the moment he said that, he heard wind whistling behind him!
Beard had played out countless versions of his appearance in his head . He had even wondered if he should do it just like Chow Yun Fat, with his iconic sleek comb-back and a classy jade ring . But when he looked up and saw Fangzheng, his legs went limp . He nearly knelt down! Wasn't this the monk that twisted his knife into Fried Dough Twist, making him run in the snow for an entire day until his toes nearly froze? He even had nightmares about him!
Worst of all, Miao Long had begun cursing! This was going to give him trouble!
Therefore, without a thought, Beard raised his hand and smacked Miao Long!
Pa!
"Aiyah, who the f**k hit . . . Brother Beard! Why did you hit me?" Miao Long asked aggrieved as he held the back of his head .
Beard said, "Hit you? It's good I didn't slap you! Scram and stay there!"
Miao Long was dumbfounded . What was going on?
Before Miao Long could say a word, Beard came in front of Fangzheng and took out a cigarette . "Master, do you want a cigarette?"
Fangzheng shook his head, "This Penniless Monk does not smoke . Patron, are you together with that patron?"
Miao Long was just about to answer when Beard shook his head and said decisively, "I know him but we aren't together . About that . . . What happened between the two of you?"
Jing Yan looked at Fangzheng and then Beard before coming to a conclusion . She came forward and explained the general situation .
When Beard understood the situation, he threw the cigarette in his hand and said with a deep voice, "Miao Long, get the f**k here!"
"Brother Beard, what . . . what?" asked Miao Long .
Pa!
Beard gave him a backhand slap!
"Brother Beard, why did you beat me?" The corner of Miao Long's mouth was bleeding after being slapped . The other blondies turned anxious as well .
Beard shouted, "F**k you . Do you know the ethics of being a robber? You even f**king earn money from the kindheartedness of the commoners? Did a dog eat your conscience?!"
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