The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism - Chapter 42

Chapter 42: Minor Rejuvenation Pill

"Ding! This set of robes has been naturally tailored for you . It uses silk of Mount Numinous' Spirit Silkworms . It is no ordinary Spirit Silk at that, but Spirit Silk that was chosen from the finest of all . The first centimeter produced is the strongest and also the easiest to be imbued with Buddha's grace .

Just the search for such Spirit Silkworms takes a decade! Then, it's painstakingly embroidered by Buddhist sages segment by segment to form a complete piece of silk thread, before it is sewn into clothes . This takes an additional decade . The robe is warm in the winter and cooling during the summer . It's impervious to damage, waterproof, fireproof, stainless and spotless! You will not sink when you jump into water and when in a fire, there will be a Spirit Aura protecting you, preventing you from getting burned . In addition, this robe will enhance your presence to its full potential, improving your personal charm . Also, it's something meant for lazy people like you . It never needs cleaning . This robe of yours is simply priceless . "

"Good! Good! Great! Hahaha!" Fangzheng had understood that the System's products were definitely extraordinary . Just any one of them was an excellent item that had no parallel in the world .

However, Fangzheng did not give up hope as he asked, "You said it's priceless . Can it be sold? If I can exchange it for a city, our temple will truly be palatial . "

"No! Whatever long-term item the System gives can only be used by the Host . It cannot be given to anyone else . "

Fangzheng was rendered helpless . A method that could save the country and make it rich was set aside just like that . However, he was not saddened by it . Regardless of everything, he had gotten a good deal just by obtaining the robe alone .

"You still have one more chance at the draw . Do you want it?"

"Yes! Give me a spanking good one!" Fangzheng was behaving mischievous once again .

"Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained a Minor Rejuvenation Pill . "

"Eh? A Minor Rejuvenation Pill? What's that? Is it the kind of stuff that will greatly increase my powers after consumption?" Fangzheng was somewhat taken aback . The pill's name sounded familiar, but he had forgotten what it was used for .

"Ding! The Minor Rejuvenation Pill can rejuvenate a corpse's flesh and bones after consumption . "

"So powerful? Then if I were to dig up someone's ancestral grave, will I be able to revive someone's ancestor? When the time comes, I will revive the person's ancestor if I get bullied . They might not get scolded to death, but it would at least scare them to death!" Fangzheng thought sinisterly .

"You are overthinking things . The description of the Minor Rejuvenation Pill is somewhat exaggerated . According to the diseases your world is currently facing, all of these diseases can be removed using this pill . As for reviving the dead, you can forget about it," said the System in contempt .

Fangzheng grinned . Indeed, he had overthought things . However, he said disgruntledly, "It's all your fault . If it's not that great, why did you brag about it in such a manner? Fake advertisements are a scam . "

System, "23$#@ . . . %"

System, "Do you want to receive the Minor Rejuvenation Pill?"

"Yes! Why not? I might not ever have children in my entire life, so I definitely need to receive this Minor Rejuvenation Pill," Fangzheng mumbled as an exquisite red box appeared in his hand . The kind of wood used to manufacture it was unknown to him, but it felt heavy . There were golden mosaics along its surface .

When Fangzheng opened it, he exclaimed . There was a pill the size of a marble in the box . It was crimson, and there were similar golden patterns engraved on it . It looked extremely pretty!

"System, are you sure you didn't give me the wrong item? Why does it look like the marbles I used to play with when I was young?" Fangzheng was talking nonsense in a matter-of-fact manner .

However, he was ignored by the System .

Fangzheng was accustomed to it . He stored the Minor Rejuvenation Pill carefully, as this was something that could save lives . Fangzheng even had nefarious thoughts, "With this, I won't even need to be afraid of AIDS . When I find a wife in the future, wouldn't it mean that I can do it raw any time I want?"

When Fangzheng thought of this, his pubescent heart stirred . He immediately recited Amitabha twice to calm himself down . In the rural mountains, there weren't any girls, but there was a wolf . If he did not control himself properly, he might even do something unspeakable to the wolf . He might be too ashamed to look others in the eye if that happened .

When he thought of that, Fangzheng asked, "System, I'm still a young lad, and I'm full of pubescent energy . If I can't control myself, can I hire someone to help me clean the pipes?"

"Sure," replied the System .

"Really?" Fangzheng was immediately overjoyed . The System was actually giving his 'children' a way out! He was instantly delighted .

However!

"Ding! The outcome would be a permanent erectile dysfunction . "

Fangzheng's smile stiffened as he cursed inwardly, "F*ck you!" He also was aware that the darn System wasn't going to give him a chance for a break .

Since he had finished his chances at the draw, he had nothing else left to do . His spirits had been dampened by the System, making him lose all of his passion immediately .

Hence, he went to sleep .

The moon set as the sun rose .

Fangzheng got up, washed up and practiced a set of the Great Strength Vajra Palm . He finished his usual chores of cleaning the temple after having breakfast . Fangzheng took out his cell phone and surfed the Internet in boredom . However, his crappy cell phone could no longer run any software . Browsing websites took time, sometimes even minutes . Simultaneously, the battery was beginning to lose its charge . Fangzheng did not dare to charge the phone as he used the phone . It was not that he was afraid that he would be the first monk to be killed by a cell phone's explosion in history . Instead, he was worried for the phone . It was said that charging while using the cell phone was rather harsh on the battery . He only had this tool for external communication . It could not get spoiled or he would truly become a savage in the mountains .

Soon, his cell phone was out of battery .

Fangzheng switched off the phone to charge it and ignored it .

As it was almost noon, he ate lunch and felt bored once again .

He read some Buddhist scriptures and walked the wolf . Time passed quickly and at that moment, an unfamiliar voice came from outside, "What the heck! I've finally made it! Anyone here?"

An out-of-breath voice first probed to see if there was anyone . It sounded completely exhausted .

Fangzheng hurriedly went out and was stunned . There was a delivery man! Come to speak of which, when did delivery men ever take packages to such remote places? Also, why did this delivery man look like he wanted to devour a person? This Penniless Monk hadn't done anything to him, right . . . ?

Hu Tan had just graduated from college this year . He had become a delivery man for a delivery company, Speedy Delivery . As a delivery man, he had never felt like he had a lower status than others, despite being out on the field all the time . The work he did was after all attributed purely to his skill and diligence . In fact, every time he delivered his packages early, he would feel a sense of accomplishment from seeing the receivers' happy faces and gratitude .

Therefore, Hu Tan had sworn that just as every trade had its master, he would become a delivery master! The packages he had had to be delivered punctually and be taken care of with all his heart . Due to his tenacity, Hu Tan had received great reviews . Many receivers of his had sent letters of commendation to him . There were even some who wanted to introduce women to him . For that, he worked even harder to earn money .

Today, he had been allocated a delivery that he wished he would never receive again for the rest of his life . The address was at One Finger Village, Region 0, #1 .

One Finger Village was remote, to begin with, so few delivery companies delivered there . However, Speedy Delivery was different . It claimed that no location was a problem as long as they had enough time!