Chapter 478: 478
Sun Pu failed to read between the lines as he smiled . "My name is no good . It just makes me too ordinary . If I had a better name, I might have been a successful man already . "
"How long have you been here?" asked Fangzheng out of curiosity .
"A year . "
"A year . Twelve months, huh?" Fangzheng added inwardly: "To wash feet around ten times a month, he must have washed more than a hundred pairs of feet in a year . It's no wonder his skill is so good! If this guy doesn't work out in network marketing, he can probably get a job in a foot reflexology store and make it rich!"
After his feet were washed, Xu Yin brought in a bowl of water and placed it to the side . "It's hot, so you can drink this when you are thirsty at night . "
Fangzheng quickly thanked him . Although Xu Yin was up to no good, Fangzheng knew not to smack a smiling person .
Xu Yin left shortly after he said some pleasantries .
Sun Pu leaned towards Fangzheng's side and asked, "Venerable One, do you plan on staying here for long?"
"Yeah . This Penniless Monk finds this place pretty nice . Everyone is very amiable; it's like a family . This Penniless Monk plans to stay here for long . As long as all of you do not chase This Penniless Monk away, This Penniless Monk plans on staying here the entire time . "
Sun Pu chuckled when he heard that . However, there was more of a sneer to his smile than kindness . He thought to himself, "You might say that now, but you will probably be crying tomorrow, wailing to leave . "
The others had similar thoughts . At around half past nine, the doors were shut and the lights switched off . Once the doors were shut, there was little foot traffic in the compound . The number of people in the room also increased . Soon, the room heated up as many people rolled in bed, unable to fall asleep . Fangzheng could not help but ask, "Why aren't all of you sleeping?"
Sun Pu replied, "Nothing . Just thinking about my goals in life . Recalling and revising what we learned during the day . We won't be sleeping so soon . " He felt a little embarrassed to say that he was unable to sleep because of the heat .
Someone echoed, "Venerable One, go ahead and sleep first . The lot of us like to snore . It's thunderous, so if you do not sleep early, you won't be able to fall asleep later . "
"Haha, that's right . You should sleep quickly," echoed someone else .
Fangzheng immediately turned righteously indignant . "What are you saying? This Penniless Monk is a monk . Since This Penniless Monk has entered the mortal fray, This Penniless Monk naturally has to do as the Romans do . It's just snoring; it's nothing major . Don't worry . This Penniless Monk won't be that petty and become angry because of the snoring . This Penniless Monk will not be disdainful towards people who snore!"
"Venerable One, well said . You are indeed an accomplished monk . You are really enlightened," said Sun Pu .
"That's right . What's the big deal about snoring? Snoring won't steal your food or spend your money . Venerable One, I support you on this front!"
"That's right . We can be considered fated to be together . It's only snoring . It's nothing!"
The few people who were unhappy after losing their money suddenly said .
"Alright, all of you snore, each louder than the other . None of you have the right to say this . Venerable One is the one that's right . "
Fangzheng chuckled in response . Everyone conversed for a while before falling asleep . However there were some who just could not sleep due to the hot weather .
And just as some of them were about to doze off…
"Zzz!"
A thundering snore sounded . Sun Pu, who finally managed to fall asleep, sat up in shock . It was as though a cemetery of dead bodies had been awakened . All of the people in the room sat up in shock as they exchanged looks . Finally, their eyes were fixated on the source of the snoring—Fangzheng!
"F**k, it's no wonder he said that . His snoring is even worse than all of ours combined!" cursed the fellows who were guilty of snoring .
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