Extra 1: Breakfast Table
Early morning is the golden time of the day. The battle upon the breakfast table is in truth very intense.
Shi Yuan: Chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets! Where are the chicken nuggets! Did someone steal them when This Young Lady wasn’t around!
Yan Yizhen: Apologies, there are no chicken nuggets this morning.
Lin Yingmei: Eh? What about the ham fried rice I love most?
Yan Yizhen: Apologies, there is no ham fried rice this morning.
Zhang Yuqi: Canned tuna? What about canned tuna?
Yan Yizhen: Apologies, there is no canned tuna this morning.
Shi Yuan, Lin Yingmei, Zhang Yuqi: Why!!
Yan Yizhen pursed her lips.
Behind Shi Yuan and the others was a seldom seen beautiful young woman.
Young Woman: Poor Nun Shaqing shall be staying here for the next few days...
Lin Yingmei: ...
Wu Siyou: ...
Lin Yingmei: Siyou, even if you are Your Servant’s fondest Sister.
Wu Siyou: Say no more, Yingmei. Your Concubine still will not yield this to you!
Lin Yingmei: Your Servant will not lose either! Siyou, I already yielded the previous Overlord to you, this time, would you not let me get this?
Wu Siyou: Yingmei, Your Concubine absolutely will not retreat. If you want it, then you will have to defeat Your Concubine first!
Lin Yingmei: Siyou, you do not know just how much Your Servant likes those...
Wu Siyou: Yingmei, Your Concubine absolutely cannot lose either...
Lin Yingmei: Siyou, you do not know of the feeling of keeping that inside your mouth...
Wu Siyou: Yingmei, you would not understand that instant when juice sprays out...
Lin Yingmei: It appears that in order to decide who it belongs to, we must fight!
Wu Siyou: Yingmei, Your Concubine can yield elsewhere, but absolutely not this time!
Su Xing: For the last meatball, do you two need to go so far! [1]
Lin Yingmei and Wu Siyou were ashamed.
I still remember the first time Yuan’er cooked. [2] The food was fried chicken. In Dear Husband’s words, this coal-shaped lump was quite distinct.
Shi Yuan was thus stripped of her privilege to prepare food.
An Suwen’s hands were dexterous, and her breakfast was also elaborate. Some Sichuan steamed roots, roasted licorice rootwater, chuanqiong meatballs, and a side of yellow hill. The main dish was Chinese goldthread soup with an addition of bitter oranges...an indescribably packed breakfast.
An Suwen was stripped of her privilege to prepare food. Don’t think that we aren’t aware that among the many good flavors, all of them were for ensuring pregnancy.
To speak of Elder Sister Yingmei, she actually is very talented at cooking. But on that day, we waited and waited, yet no food appeared.
Elder Sister Yingmei, it is not good to eat the food while you cook it. Even though we all know your food intake is very large, you cannot eat everything that you cooked!
Lin Yingmei, stripped of her cooking privileges.
Meanwhile, Siyou. Everyone stared at Sister Siyou’s first time entering the kitchen, very eager to experience this.
Ten minutes...
Twenty minutes...
Su XIng: “Wifey! Don’t pretend that the vegetable knife is the Noble Frost Demonic Lotus, okay? Gentler, gentler...Our family already doesn’t have an intact table.”
Wu Siyou, lost the privilege to prepare food.
Wu Xinjie was very smart. She deliberately made poor food and thus no longer needed to do this work. Zhang Yuqi wanted to copy her, but her level was not high enough to avoid detection.
In actuality, Yuqi’s cooking skills were average. Back and forth again and again, she only knew a few dishes: sardines, cod, carp...However, she was quite reliable when they wanted the seafood flavor on occasion.
Unlike her Elder Sister who turned up the heat the more she cooked.
Shaqing did not need to be mentioned. Cooking? The fact of the matter was that vegetables cooked without oil was unacceptable. Cooking privileges revoked.
As for Tangtang and Little Huang...Practically no one in their good conscience would ask them to enter the kitchen.
Lianxin’s craftsmanship in kitchen utensils was first-rate, but when she cooked rice, the result was as hard as the utensils themselves...cooking privileges revoked.
As for Queen Chai Ling, the food she cooked was extremely gorgeous, its favor absolute. A pity that she spent the efforts of at least 20 servants over 3 days...Unable to wait, that time, Yingmei was starved to insanity, nearly blackening.
Now that I think about it, to have Little Yi in the family is truly good. Otherwise, I would have to cook food everyday.
Yan Yizhen: The last dish for this morning, cod.
Zhang Yuqi: It’s here! Yuqi’s favorite!
Lin Yingmei: Please, Little Yi, another bowl of fried rice!
Wu Xinjie (Take~)
Zhang Yuqi: Sister Xinjie, you can’t steal it and run away!
Wu Xinjie: Deep sea cod, I will not give this to you!
Zhang Yuqi: No way, even when I let you have Young Su at night! I won’t give up on the cod!
Su XIng (choking): How can I be compared to cod...
Lin Yingmei: Please, Little Yi, another bowl of fried rice!
Zhang Feiyu: Foolish Little Sister! Wu Xinjie eats as she speaks! You’re wasting your breath!
Zhang Yuqi: Ahhh! Elder Sister, why does your bowl have cod, too!
(Loud...Noises)
Lin Yingmei: Please, Little Yi, another bowl of fried rice!
Water Illusion Fairy: Ehh, Lowly Girl truly envies Star Generals, to be able to eat without growing fat!
Wu Siyou: Damn! The last piece of fried rice cake!
Shi Yuan: Hee-hee, in terms of hand speed, not even the famous Harm Star can compare to This Young Lady!
Wu Xinjie: Suwen, don’t be so reserved, the cod’s nearly all gone.
An Suwen: Elder and Little Sisters, unreasonable consumption of food and drink is not healthy for your bodies...
Lin Yingmei: Please, Little Yi, another bowl of fried rice!
An Suwen: It seems that was completely ineffective...
Shi Yuan: Oh! Little Sister Lianxin was quiet up until now. It turns out so many things were already placed in front of you!
Zhang Yuqi: This isn’t the scariest thing! Look at Sister Yingmei, nothing is left in front of her!
Lin Yingmei: Please, Little Yi...
Wu Xinjie: Lin Yingmei!
Lin Yingmei: Huh...
Wu Xinjie: It is not obvious, but even though it normally does not draw a person’s attention, Yingmei’s food intake is more than three persons’. Which serving is this?
Lin Yingmei: ...
Wu Xinjie: Has your armor not felt tighter recently? You really can eat food. Sometimes, when we have finished eating, Yingmei is still going~
Lin Yingmei: What...This...
Wu Xinjie: Being a glutton, Young Lord would not like that!
Wu Siyou: Wu Xinjie!
Lin Yingmei (lowered head): This, this...
Su Xing: It’s okay, Yingmei. No matter how much you eat...
Lin Yingmei (teary-eyed): Young Master, Yingmei...You are too crafty, Young Master! You seized the chance to steal the last meatball!
Zhang Yuqi: What, no more meatballs?
Su Xing: Why do you say I stole it? Come on, Yingmei, open wide, no matter how much you eat, you’ll still be Young Master’s favorite Yingmei. Open up, ah~
Lin Yingmei (blushing): Ah~
Zhang Yuqi: Young Su, this move is too brilliant!
Wu Xinjie: Truthfully, Yingmei is a winner. Xinjie also wants Young Master to feed~me~
Zhang Feiyu: But to have lost the final meatball, ai...
Tang Lianxin: Big Brother, Lianxin has left you the final meatball.
Su Xing: Ah, truly a good Little Sister!
Shi Yuan: What! It turns out that Lianxin is the final boss!
Bai Yutang (a pure look in her eyes): Papa...
Su Xing: ...Ha, ha, ha, fine. Tangtang, I’ll feed you the last meatball~
Wu Xinjie: This is the final winner!
...
Inside another room.
Gongsun Huang: Why must we eat breakfast in the living room?
Yan Yizhen: Indeed, the kitchen is also very fine.
Gongsun Huang: ...
Yan Yizhen: ...
Gongsun Huang: ...
Yan Yizhen: I understand. Next time I cook cod, I will not serve it. I will just say I did not make any.
References:
1. ( ?° ?? ?°). Totally not suggestive.
2. This story is recounted from Hu Niangzi’s point of view.
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