Durarara!! - Volume 5 - Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Adults Squirm

May 3, Ikebukuro

Right around the time that Shizuo Heiwajima was being hit with a stun gun by an unidentified little girl, Celty Sturluson was herself thrust into the midst of the abnormal.

But in her case, it was part of her job.

Gone soft from peace, huh?

She leaned back into the pleasantly textured sofa, thinking about what her partner had said the night before.

That seems like the kind of thing that would never describe a black market doctor and a courier.

She was sitting in what might seem at first glance like a neatly arranged office.

But the interior of the office was exceedingly minimalistic, with just the barest necessities when it came to furniture. She understood that this was so the office could be closed up and removed at a moment’s notice or to allow it to be morphed into a different tenant altogether.

And such an occurrence would only happen when the police started to move in.

“We appreciate you taking the time to come visit today. Would you like a hot towel to clean off?”

“Oh, don’t mind me,” Celty typed into her PDA, turning her attention to the man sitting across from her. He was around thirty years of age, and his name was Shiki.

This man brought Shinra a number of clients and had hired Celty to ferry around things on several occasions.

To outward appearances, he was the representative of a small art dealership—but as a matter of fact, he was only a member of a much larger group. In truth, he was an officer of a group of professional gentlemen known as the Awakusu-kai, working for the Medei-gumi Syndicate.

The art dealership’s office was merely a front for the group. In fact, there wasn’t even a single painting hanging up in the waiting room.

“I understand the desire to have some art on display just for appearances, but I can’t seem to acquire anything that suits my aesthetic,” Celty recalled the man saying once, but it meant nothing to her.

More concerning was the fact that whenever a new person entered the office, he would invariably tense up when he saw Celty.

“Um…I can’t help noticing some tension from the group.”

“Hmm? Oh, pardon them. There was someone dressed similarly to you in the office of our syndicate’s money-lending business the other day. They had some rather…rough words of complaint, shall we say.”

At the moment, Celty was wearing her black riding suit with the full helmet. She understood his meaning, was fed up with it, and typed, “Shall I change outfits?”

Fortunately, at times like these there was no way for them to see how weary she felt.

“No, you don’t need to feel so weary.”

Is he psychic?!

“Can you read my mind?”

“All you have to do is watch the subtle mannerisms. Any man who can’t pick up that sort of information without a face to read isn’t cut out for this line of work. Oh, but feel free to change. You could even remove your helmet if you want.”

…

“Are you certain?”

“Sure. Most people take theirs off when they go indoors.”

“You do know…what I am, don’t you?”

“Go ahead,” Shiki said, his gaze unflinching. Taken aback, Celty grabbed her helmet and lifted it straight off the base of her neck.

The next instant, the other few men present in the room froze still, and a young “employee” who happened to be passing nearby flinched and yelped, “Wha—?! M-monst…”

Instantly, Shiki leaped from the sofa and grabbed the young man by the collar. Without listening for an excuse, he rammed the man’s face into the corner of a nearby locker.

“Gahk!” the young man grunted, blood flowing from his mouth.

Shiki lifted the man by the collar, pressed his forehead against the man’s temple, and said flatly, “What kind of a man screams when he sees his guest’s face?”

“Agh…blrgh…”

“What did I just say? I just said that most people take their helmets off when they go indoors.”

“Um, wait,” Celty hurriedly typed into her PDA, confused at what was going on, but naturally Shiki was not looking in her direction and did not see the message.

“So why would my subordinate scream at her, after I just told my guest she could take her helmet off?”

“…S…szorry…szir…,” the younger man gurgled.

Shiki smiled coldly at him. “You’re apologizing to the wrong person. Why would you say sorry to me?”

Shiki was about to deliver another devastating blow when a black shadow twisted around his arm.

A literal shadow.

A shadow with mass, occupying three-dimensional space, writhing through the air like a tentacle to grab Shiki’s hand and hold it in place.

“…”

He turned around to see a freshly typed message on the PDA screen.

“Look, I’m not offended.”

The PDA screen with its large message was propped up by a different shadow from the one holding Shiki’s arm still. In fact, countless shadows were extending from Celty’s hands, much to the shock of the other employees watching the scene. Given what Shiki had just done to their cohort, they wisely held their silence.

Shiki slowly lowered himself into a chair, smiling as though nothing had happened, and said, “I see. I’m afraid we’ve presented a rather embarrassing spectacle.”

“Not at all.”

…These people really are scary. It’s just a different kind of scary from the motorcycle cops.

“I apologize for the disrespect. I was the one who offered you the opportunity to take off your helmet, but it seems my man here did not understand the meaning of my statement,” Shiki said, bowing deeply.

Celty felt a chilling pressure emanating from him. But…I’m pretty sure it’s the first time I’ve ever taken it off around him, too.

True, this was the first occasion that the man named Shiki had ever seen what was under Celty’s helmet. But there was no panic or change in his expression. He hadn’t even taken an extra breath. Celty found that to be quite eerie.

Having that part of me totally ignored actually puts extra pressure on me…

To Celty, the screaming reaction of the young man now holding his broken nose and bowing was the normal one for a human being.

Because it wasn’t the physical shadows extending from her fingertips that was the eeriest part of the picture.

It was the fact that underneath her helmet, there was no head atop her shoulders.

Celty Sturluson was not human.

She was a type of fairy commonly known as a dullahan, found from Scotland to Ireland—a being that visits the homes of those close to death to inform them of their impending mortality.

The dullahan carried its own severed head under its arm, rode on a two-wheeled carriage called a Coiste Bodhar pulled by a headless horse, and approached the homes of the soon to die. Anyone foolish enough to open the door was drenched with a basin full of blood. Thus, the dullahan, like the banshee, made its name as a herald of ill fortune throughout European folklore.

One theory claimed that the dullahan bore a strong resemblance to the Norse Valkyrie, but Celty had no way of knowing if this was true.

It wasn’t that she didn’t know. More accurately, she just couldn’t remember.

When someone back in her homeland stole her head, she lost her memories of what she was. It was the search for the faint trail of her head that had brought her here to Ikebukuro.

Now with a motorcycle instead of a headless horse and a riding suit instead of armor, she had wandered the streets of this neighborhood for decades.

But ultimately, she had not succeeded in retrieving her head, and her memories were still lost.

Celty knew who stole her head.

She knew who was preventing her from finding it.

But ultimately, that meant she didn’t know where it was.

And she was fine with that.

As long as she could live with those human beings she loved and who accepted her, she could happily go on the way she was now.

She was a headless woman who let her actions speak for her missing face and held this strong, secret desire within her heart.

That was Celty Sturluson in a nutshell.

Now this headless fairy rode all over Ikebukuro as a lowly courier, taking on odd jobs from a variety of people, paying no mind to whether the job was aboveboard or under the table.

In this case, it was clear that the job she was being hired for was way, way under the table.

“Sorry about him. He was working in debt collection for a financial agent of ours until recently, when he was reassigned to our wing for being a little too loud and a little too inefficient at his job.”

“Debt collection? You mean like what Shizuo does?” Celty wrote on a whim and then froze, realizing her mistake.

Shizuo would not take to a job of this sort. The thought of what might happen if Shiki’s organization honestly tried to recruit him sent a shiver down her back.

But Shiki’s response was surprisingly aloof.

“Shizuo… Oh, him.”

Shiki already knew about Shizuo Heiwajima. He looked away.

“He does collection for a call-girl service, right? They won’t have any connection to a business like ours. I did hear about some idiot borrowing money from us who also tried to shirk his debt to the call service and wound up in a heap of trouble.”

“I see.”

“…Do you really think any loan shark wants to use a well-known troublemaker widely recognized by the police for a collection bruiser?”

“I do not,” she had to admit.

In that light, she also had to admit that his dreadlocked boss must be quite skilled at handling Shizuo to keep him from getting into trouble with the police.

“But enough about him. Let’s get down to business,” Shiki said, pulling a photograph from his pocket. “This is not so much of a courier job…but a more unique request, much like the earlier job involving retrieving materials.”

“I see.”

Celty recalled another job she’d taken from this man about a year earlier. Some men who stole a gun were on the run, and they needed her to retrieve it before the police could and bring it back.

It wasn’t the kind of job she wanted to do, but when she learned that the thieves were the type to point a gun at innocent civilians, and given that she owed the Awakusu-kai a number of large debts from when she first came to Japan, she had no choice but to accept the job.

At the time, I tried to slip the gun to the police by pretending I failed to get it back, but this man showed up first…

Shiki was not a man to be underestimated, and this job would require careful consideration before she accepted. Her own well-being was one thing, but if the job threatened to affect Shinra and the other people of Ikebukuro she knew like Mikado, Anri, Shizuo, and Kadota in a negative way, she had to consider those consequences very heavily before accepting or declining.

Warily, she reached out to accept the photo. Examining it through her unique visual sense that involved no eyeballs, she saw a middle-aged man.

He looked to be somewhere from his midforties to early fifties. In the photo he was smiling in a friendly, gentlemanly way. There were reading glasses on his nose, and his outfit was formal, giving him the appearance of a company president, or perhaps the chairman of a private academy.

Who is this? I hope he’s not going to ask me to kill him.

For a brief moment she was going to type her statement about killing the man, but the thought occurred to her that the man might be a higher-up in the yakuza syndicate, so she stuck to a simple question.

“Who is this man?”

“Jinnai Yodogiri. The fellow who was representative director of Yodogiri Shining Corporation… Perhaps you’ve heard of them?”

Oh! From Ruri Hijiribe!

“Yes, I know.”

Ruri Hijiribe was the name of a massive star, an up-and-coming actress who had recently caused a stir when her relationship with male star Yuuhei Hanejima was exposed in the tabloids. She was a true actor’s actor, and both Celty and Shinra eagerly followed her career.

With the revelation of that affair came another bit of personal trouble.

Jinnai Yodogiri, president of her talent agency, Yodogiri Shining Corporation, went missing under mysterious circumstances, effectively releasing all of the agency’s talent into the wild. Without anywhere else to go, she found herself enrolled with Jack-o’-Lantern Japan, the agency representing Yuuhei Hanejima.

Rumor said that she got in because of the good word of her paramour, Hanejima, but the disappearance of the agency head was given bigger headlines, and after a month, the whole affair was in the process of being forgotten by society at large.

“So what happened to this showbiz president?” Celty asked.

Shiki tapped his right index finger on the desk. “As a matter of fact, we had our own personal dealings with him…and there were some differences of opinion between us.”

“Ah.”

“Naturally, we are doing our best with our own resources to search for him…but we could use all the help we can get right now. I’m not asking you to spend all your time on this, but given your job as a courier, you meet people from many walks of life. I was hoping you might be able to let us know about any information you come across…”

“I don’t know if I’ll be any help to you there.”

But even then, is this the kind of thing they’d call me for? And if I do somehow find him and let them know, I have a feeling this Yodogiri fellow will wind up feeding the worms in the mountains or the fish at the bottom of the sea.

Seeing that she was hesitant about the idea, Shiki smiled wryly and added, “Only if you happen to come across anything. There’s no need to overanalyze it.”

He saw through me again, she realized, suspicious. Based on the way he was talking, there naturally had to be some other job he wanted to ask her about.

“The thing is…there’s another thing we wanted to ask of you…”

“This also has little to do with your courier job…”

May 3, evening, near Kawagoe Highway, apartment building

Ahhh, I wish Celty would come back soon.

It was the luxury apartment where the headless fairy and her human companion lived.

In the midst of this vast living space, boasting over fifteen hundred square feet and five bedrooms, Shinra Kishitani was lounging atop a rug, waiting for his beloved to return home.

He was wearing his white doctor’s coat as he rolled idly on the floor, which only made him look like a weirdo. As a matter of fact, there was another white coat wrapped in plastic in the corner of the room, meaning that he had separate doctors’ coats for work and private wear.

But just the idea of wearing a doctor’s lab coat for a personal outfit was weird enough to begin with.

Shinra was a black market doctor who took in patients who couldn’t see an ordinary doctor for various reasons. But as he didn’t have X-rays or other fancy machinery, he was not in high demand.

Yet because he was a flexible freelancer, he did have certain regular clients. If he wanted to have a normal, upstanding position, he had the ability, the knowledge, and the qualifications. But he did not want that—he preferred to live his life dishonestly and spend his days with Celty.

She’s getting a job from Shiki. It’s odd because she tries not to take on jobs from those sorts nowadays. It was much less of a problem for her when she didn’t really care about humans. But I think Mr. Shiki understands that about her now.

Shinra did not think of Shiki as being good-hearted—he was a man who lived firmly on the underside of society. But because he was so familiar with what it took to do his work, he wouldn’t send the darker jobs to someone like her, whose personal morals were wavering.

He needed the right person for every job.

Shiki would send such work to others, people who were more predictable in their outlook. Shinra was reassured that Celty would be fine because he knew Shiki to be a pragmatic man at heart.

Of course, it was best not to associate with such people at all, but as Celty was not even human to begin with, she didn’t have the luxury of being picky about her income sources.

She’s the type of girl who would keep working a job for a sense of fulfillment, even after winning three hundred million yen in the lottery.

…If we had a baby, I wonder if she’d give up her job to be a housewife. I suppose I should find out if it’s even possible for us to have children first.

We could also take in a foster child. On the forms, it’d have to go down as Dad and my stepmother’s child.

Wait…I just envisioned myself as a househusband while Celty goes out and works.

Celty as a housewife… With an apron…made of shadow.

What? She’s naked under the apron?!

He rolled even harder on the rug, grinning at the image in his head. Shinra looked like nothing short of a freak, but his partner was nowhere in sight to make fun of him.

After spending about thirty minutes like that, the doorbell rang.

“Ooh! Is she back?” he wondered aloud, hopping up excitedly. The doorbell rang several more times as he raced over to the entryway.

“I wonder why she’s ringing the bell. Did she forget her key?”

He was so preoccupied with the thought of Celty that the possibility of anyone else being responsible for ringing the doorbell never even entered his mind.

He realized his mistake right as he was reaching the door, but it was too late to stop. When he opened it, he saw the very same bartender uniform he’d seen just last night.

“…”

At least it wasn’t a gun-toting hit man or a home invader, but in terms of potential danger, this visitor was a good match.

Shinra closed the door halfway and groaned. “Maybe I should move to a building that won’t even let you in the front entrance without a key.”

“Sounds to me like you wanna get socked,” Shizuo said.

Shinra grimaced and waved his hand. “Please don’t. Then I’d have to consider the very real possibility that I would die.”

“Can I come in?” Shinra’s longtime acquaintance mumbled, scratching his cheek.

The doctor said, “Fine, fine. What is it now? The kid you brought here yesterday already left; he was in good enough shape to walk again.”

“Yeah, I know. He was in town earlier, I hear.”

“Very lively fellow. Especially after taking several hits from you. It’s a wonder all his vertebrae were still in place,” Shinra noted, pulling the door back open to usher Shizuo inside, when he noticed—

“Huh?”

Shizuo was not the only person outside the apartment.

“Huh? Isn’t that your boss…?”

“Yeah, I’ve never introduced you two. This is Tom.”

“Yes, I understand that, but…”

Shinra was not looking at the man with the dreadlocks—but at a little girl of around elementary school age, clinging to Shizuo’s waist by his belt.

“Who’s the girl?”

At that moment, Raira Academy

Whether private school or public school, vacation is vacation.

Like the rest of society, the private Raira Academy, famous for its close proximity to Ikebukuro Station, was in the first day of the extended break.

But the school was overflowing with more people than one would expect. The athletic clubs were crowded onto the field, bellowing to be heard over the others, and the humanities clubs were each busy preparing for their artistic contests in June.

Mikado Ryuugamine was one of these students on campus during the break. He was considered a member of the Going Home club, as he didn’t participate in any extracurriculars. Instead, he was here for a student committee meeting about the class field trip.

Normally, this would have happened after school, but the meetings had been running long, and so they had to make it up by holding an extra one during the break. The school was reluctant, but since it was the students’ idea, the plan was approved to hold the meeting on campus during break and finalize plans once they’d collected the feedback of those class representatives who weren’t able to make it due to vacation plans.

“Whew, finally done,” Mikado groaned. He hadn’t expected that planning their own field trip would involve such fierce debate.

From over his shoulder a tiny voice called, “Nice work, Mikado.”

“Ah, Sonohara. Wasn’t that tiring?”

Standing behind him was Anri Sonohara, his classmate and fellow representative on the student committee. But he had known her well before that—they met on the day they started school here.

Mikado’s crush on Anri never left his own lips but was taken as public fact by everyone else, and Anri often interacted with Mikado, so the school essentially treated them like an official couple.

But neither Mikado nor Anri was aware of that. All they knew was that they were still friends, nothing more.

A part of Mikado wanted to confess his feelings and broach that gap, but another part of him wouldn’t let that happen until a different problem was resolved.

He envisioned the face of his close friend who had recently quit school: Masaomi Kida.

They grew up in the same town, and with the addition of Anri in high school, they led a fulfilling school life.

The problem was, each of the three kept a terrible secret.

Mikado Ryuugamine, founder of the street gang the Dollars.

Masaomi Kida, founder and leader of a rival gang, the Yellow Scarves.

And Anri Sonohara, a girl who bore within her an inhuman being much like Celty Sturluson.

After a recent incident, the three each learned a bit about the others’ secrets—and as a result, Masaomi Kida had left.

But neither Mikado nor Anri thought of this as a good-bye. They trusted that he would return, and therefore, neither attempted to pry into each other’s half-exposed secrets.

They would speak openly when Masaomi came back to them. That was what they decided.

And thus, the relationship between the two neither progressed nor collapsed but maintained an awkward balance as the days passed them by.

Until yesterday, when a new event threatened to topple that balance.

In the chat room where Mikado went by the name TarouTanaka and Masaomi went by the handle Bacura, Masaomi reached out to speak not to TarouTanaka, but personally to Mikado Ryuugamine.

But should I tell Sonohara about that?

It was too menacing a topic to serve as a wholesome reunion with Masaomi.

The Dollars were in danger.

Curious and worried, Mikado checked out the mobile-only chat room and message board for Dollars members but found no particular evidence of the claim.

But it was true that when it came to such matters, Masaomi had a sharper instinct and deeper connections than himself.

If he just outright told Anri, it might only cause her to worry. Or was it better to just be open and explain the situation to her?

He walked through the school building with Anri, unsure of how to proceed, when an excited voice entirely at odds with his own mental state rang out.

“Mr. Mikado! Ms. Sonohara! Nice to see you!”

They turned around to see a boy in the hall: Aoba Kuronuma.

He was new, freshly enrolled just last month, their junior at school.

Aoba looked even younger than Mikado, to the point that he could pass himself off as an elementary schooler if he dressed the part. He could also pass for a girl if he cross-dressed and didn’t speak.

He, too, was a member of the Dollars, one of the few who knew that Mikado was a fellow member—but since being dragged into a spot of trouble with Mikado and Anri last month, he hadn’t made any major contact with them.

“Hi, Aoba… What’s going on? First-years don’t go on the field trip, right?” Mikado asked. He was certain that Aoba had been traumatized by their recent experience and was avoiding him as a result, but the boy’s expression showed no sign of that—it was the same smile he’d seen a month earlier.

In fact, it was a little too carefree given that a violent biker gang had chased them—but Mikado Ryuugamine did not pick up on that.

“Nah, I’m here for my club. I’m in the art club.”

“Oh, I didn’t know that.”

Was he here just for a little chat? Mikado prepared to respond appropriately. But before he could ask anything else, Aoba cut straight to the point.

“Are you free tomorrow?”

“Huh?”

“After what happened last month, you never got the chance to show me around the area! Since we have this extended break now, I thought the three of us could hang out for a day!”

“Er, well…tomorrow’s not…”

Normally, Mikado would have agreed on the spot. But Masaomi’s statement from the day before was bugging him.

“Don’t get together with the other Dollars for a while,” he had warned. Karisawa and Yumasaki were one thing, but did it really apply to Aoba Kuronuma?

Masaomi had said to just be a normal high schooler. And if he and Aoba didn’t talk about the Dollars, they really were nothing more than students at the same school.

Maybe it would be safest to just not go out? If something might happen to the Dollars, maybe I should stay home and try to gather intelligence so I can send a warning message to everyone. Okay, I’ll turn him down for now and make the offer again once this issue Masaomi mentioned dies down. I’d like to introduce Aoba to Masaomi, anyway.

After thinking it all through in his mind, Mikado shook his head sadly.

“Yeah… Sorry, I think I might have something going on tomorrow.”

“Aww, darn,” Aoba said, crestfallen. Right after, he picked his head up again and looked over at Anri. “What about you, Ms. Sonohara?”

“Huh? Me? I don’t really have anything to do…”

What?

Mikado was at a total loss for words.

“But I won’t be a very good tour guide…”

“Oh, it’s fine! I did some groundwork of my own, looking stuff up!”

“But I doubt I’ll be anything other than a bother to you.”

…What? What?!

If Mikado and Anri had officially been a romantic couple, or if Anri were a bit quicker and more observant of others’ feelings, she might not have reacted in the same way.

But since she was on the slow side when it came to recognizing normal romantic advances, she had no suspicions about what Aoba was asking her. She honestly wondered if he really thought she would be a good tour guide.

“That’s not true! Ms. Anri, you’re so beautiful, just having you around will make everything shine!”

Ms. Anri?! He’s already leveled up from calling her by her last name?! Without checking first?! That’s cheating! You’re a cheater, Aoba!

“P-please, don’t tease me.”

“No, I’m serious. So what time should I—?”

At that point, Mikado spoke up. He made the mistake of speaking up.

“Wait! Whoopsie, I got myself mixed up. Tomorrow’s open after all!”

“Oh, really?!” Aoba exclaimed, beaming innocently. That threw Mikado for a loop.

Wait…he’s happy about that?

So he really was just teasing Sonohara?

“But only during the day. All kinds of people come out at night when school’s out, and it gets dangerous after that.”

“Yeah, sure thing,” the boy said, his intentions still unreadable to Mikado.

And so it was that he made unexpected plans for the afternoon of the fourth. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that the plans were made for him.

Once again, Mikado would find himself stepping into the extraordinary—without knowing whether this was a product of simple coincidence or the intentions of someone else.

Perhaps he had been stepping across that line ever since the moment he founded the Dollars. He just didn’t realize it.

Mikado Ryuugamine’s ordinary life was coming to a quiet, unheralded end.

Near Kawagoe Highway, apartment building

Shizuo sat on a sofa in the living room, drinking tea from a steel cup. He wondered, “So, Shinra…you even wear the lab coat at home?”

It was a perfectly natural question. Shinra puffed out his chest in mysterious pride and boasted, “Yes, because Celty’s always dressed in her black riding suit, of course. The stark contrast makes us look like light and shadow, right? Light and shadow are polar opposites but always attached—a hot couple, just like us! When they talk about the forces of darkness in comics and movies, it’s all just because the dark side is playing hard to get. Or maybe I’m just being possessive. To be honest, I wouldn’t mind being possessed by Cel-twah!”

“Shut up.”

Shizuo merely flicked Shinra’s forehead with his finger, but the doctor flew backward as though a blunt weapon had struck him.

“I don’t like your insinuation that you’re on the side of light. You’re way deeper on the dark side than Celty is.”

“If you want to be peaceful like your name suggests, try limiting your feedback to words alone.”

Meanwhile, Tom revealed his initial impression of the doctor under his breath. “Yeah, this guy really is a freak…”

“Hey! What do you mean, ‘really is’? What kind of awful slander has Shizuo been spreading around the workplace about me?! Well…either way, I don’t care. If talking about my love for Celty makes me a pervert, then a pervert I shall be. There’s a thin line between perversion and love!” Shinra boasted, holding his swollen, reddening forehead. He slowed down to gather his breath and asked, “Anyway, would you mind explaining about her already?”

He looked over at the little girl curled up in the corner with her arms around her knees.

“You hushed me up earlier when you brought her in, but you realize I can’t just ignore this, right? She looks scared out of her mind.”

Shinra let out a very long, deep sigh and fixed his old friend with a stern gaze.

“Why did you kidnap her?”

“We didn’t!” stated Tom.

He must have sensed that Shizuo was ready to snap and stepped in to deny it before anything happened. Sure enough, there was a vein bulging on Shizuo’s face, but it was in the process of easing as the blood flow returned.

Tom shot the relieved Shinra a glance to warn him not to utter any more provocation before explaining the situation.

Thirty minutes earlier, Sunshine, Sixtieth Floor Street

“Drop dead.”

Huh?

Shizuo was on the tall side, so at first he couldn’t be certain of what the little girl said when she leaped onto him.

If anything, Tom heard her better than Shizuo did, his expression one of disbelief as he rushed to catch up. But Tom’s ears were working perfectly.

The girl thrust what she was holding against Shizuo’s waist, never letting her smile fade away.

Tom saw a pale-blue spark leap from the tool to Shizuo’s side, accompanied by a loud crackling sound.

“Yeow!” Shizuo yelped, instinctually brushing the girl’s hand away.

“Ah!” she cried, as a boxy tool that looked like a transceiver fell from her grip.

Shizuo hadn’t realized what had happened, and because he didn’t process it, he also didn’t instantly lose his temper like he usually did. Instead, he reached down to pick up what the girl dropped and examined it.

The black rectangular object looked like a walkie-talkie or a flashlight.

“…Damn, that hurt… What’s going on? What is this?”

There was a switch on the device, so he pressed it.

It crackled and burst, and a blue spark leaped from the metallic part at the end of the device.

“What’s this? A stun gun?”

He stood there in disbelief, his brain unable to process the combination of young girl and stun gun, when over his shoulder, Tom’s voice caused him to come to his senses.

“Hey, Shizuo…”

All around them, pedestrians stopped in their tracks, looking over to see what was happening.

A grown man holding a stun gun.

A little girl on her knees next to him.

Right as he was able to process how the scene looked to an objective onlooker, one of those very people from the crowd started running over to a police officer stationed outside of the arcade.

“Oh, crap. It’s the cop who came to arrest that shoplifter,” Tom said and grabbed Shizuo’s shoulder.

“We gotta go. You can’t talk yourself out of this situation.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth than Tom began to utilize the sprinting power he’d gained since he started working with Shizuo.

“…Wh-whaa—?”

Shizuo had no choice but to follow his coworker, the opportunity to fly into a rage completely gone now.

They should have gotten away, and the police should’ve found the strange girl and taken her into custody.

Instead, Shizuo realized that he felt heavier than usual as he was running. He turned back and noticed a bob of flapping hair out of the corner of his eye.

Shizuo’s monstrous strength was such that he never even noticed that the girl from a moment ago was clinging to his belt, dangling from his waist as he ran away from the scene.

“Can’t run…away… Die…just…die…!” the little girl grunted as she clung to Shizuo.

He didn’t understand what she was saying. He simply couldn’t imagine a scenario in which a little girl would be trying to kill him.

One time after having been shot, he remained calm until he belatedly realized the attack was intentionally malicious. This was similar to that situation.

“So what should we do about her, Tom?” he asked as they ran. Tom glanced over, saw the girl on Shizuo’s back, and shouted, “Arrgh, this is a nightmare!”

A moment later, he regained his cool and asked, “Do you know anyone who lives around here?! We’re gonna stick out like a sore thumb on the street!”

“Our office?”

“No, we can’t get our workplace involved! Oh, how about your brother’s place?!”

“He’s always getting staked out by reporters and tabloids.”

Eventually, a single face popped into Shizuo’s mind.

“…If you don’t mind a black market doctor, there’s one we can drag into this.”

“All right, I understand the situation now… For starters, I just have one thing to say,” Shinra said calmly after they finished telling the story. He fixed Shizuo with a level gaze.

“Why did you kidnap her?!”

Krunkl.

Shinra looked over to see the source of the odd noise and saw Shizuo’s clenched fist. Oddly, the steel cup that he’d been holding had vanished.

But the question was answered as quickly as it popped into his head. Shizuo opened his hand to reveal the object that had previously been a cup, crumpled into a ball like aluminum foil.

“Sorry. I’ll pay you back.”

“…No worries. I was just thinking about getting a new set.”

“No, I feel sorry for the manufacturers who made this cup.”

“Ah, if only you held the same regret in your heart for the poor guardrails and streetlights that you so frequently destroy—and as I’m saying that, I apologize for bringing that up—I’m so sorry. Of course you wouldn’t kidnap her. If you were going to stoop to that level for money, it’d be a lot quicker to just pry open a bank safe with your bare hands.”

Shinra looked over at the corner of the room with sweat trickling down his back. He noticed that the motionless little girl was trembling now.

“And you haven’t gotten any info out of her?”

“That’s the thing—she just keeps trembling like that. I know she was playing a dirty prank with this toy, but it still seems cruel to press her for answers,” Shizuo replied, tossing the stun gun to Shinra.

He caught the tool and muttered in relief, “I’m glad to know you at least have some human sentiment in your heart. It would be completely indefensible to beat a poor little child like this.”

The doctor walked over to the girl and crouched down to his knees to meet her eye level. “Are you all right? You’re safe now. It must have been hard, being dragged around by those big, scary guys. You can relax; I’m a man of love and peace, not like that weapon in human form.”

In the background, Tom was muttering to Shizuo, “Take it easy. The kid’s watching, okay? Okay?”

Meanwhile, Shinra favored the girl with a disarming smile.

“…”

But she was totally silent, glaring back at him in distrust. She put up a brave front, but the trembling was quite severe. In fact, for having told him to “drop dead” and not once attempting to run away, the girl seemed remarkably passive.

“…”

Sensing something odd about her reaction, Shinra reached out to touch the girl’s forehead. Instantly, the doctor’s expression tightened, and he ordered the two men, “Go into the closet in that room over there and pull out the guest blankets!”

“?”

“She’s burning up! We need to boil some water!”

With that, the apartment suddenly got very lively.

Whatever this change of heart in Shinra did to the girl, it caused her brittle tension to snap all at once, and she slumped over, completely unconscious.

Thirty minutes later

With the girl slumbering away on a bed in the back, Shinra finally sighed in relief.

He didn’t detect any signs of disease and came to the conclusion that it was probably just extreme tension and exhaustion, but you couldn’t be too careful.

He stood in front of a hidden cabinet and pored over a selection of prescription-only medications before noticing the presence of a weight in his pocket. He pulled out the stun gun that Shizuo had tossed to him during the earlier scene.

Shinra switched it on again, causing another bolt of electricity and loud crackle. The sight of the clearly altered stun gun’s effects brought the story of its use back to his mind.

“This thing’s clearly been upgraded to boost its output…”

“…And he took a shot from it and only said, ‘Yeow’? The guy really is turning into a monster.”

May 3, night, on the streets of Ikebukuro

Ahh, geez, Celty Sturluson lamented, trying to collect her thoughts. I took on a real pain of a job this time.

Celty was uncharacteristically gloomy in the midst of whatever job it was Shiki had given her. She was waiting at a stoplight on her lightless motorcycle, which emitted an engine roar that sounded oddly like whinnying.

Thanks, Shooter.

She stroked her partner’s handlebars, grinning inwardly.

…If this doesn’t go just right, I might not be home for several days. Maybe I should get in touch with Shinra now, while I have the chance. Either that or go home briefly to explain in person…

She noticed the signal for the cross street turn red. Celty waited on the left side of the two-lane road for the light to turn green, ready to send Shooter forward—but before the light changed, she sensed another motorcycle stop behind her.

Celty froze momentarily, terrified that it might be the usual cop, but when she trained her sense of vision backward, she saw that it was just an ordinary bike.

The rider had a full helmet like Celty’s and wore a black riding suit. It was the prototypical outfit of a high-speed biker, and Celty did not think anything of it—until her visual senses picked up something odd.

…?

Before she could process what was wrong, the light turned green, and she automatically started driving.

“Good evening, Halloween Knight,” the rear rider abruptly muttered.

Celty only heard it because of her heightened senses. It was probably meant for no ears but the speaker’s.

She picked up speed, not knowing what to make of the comment.

“Playtime is over. Too bad, very sad.”

Celty heard something resembling that coming from behind, and right at that moment—

A fierce shock ran through Celty’s torso.

She felt her body slam onto the road but had no idea what was happening.

“This is a bodyguard job.”

Through the dull pain, Celty heard what Shiki had told her earlier in the day.

“We don’t know where the target is now…”

“But in short, we need you to find and protect a certain target in secret.”

She’d had a bad feeling about it. Why ask her for protection?

But she couldn’t turn down the job.

“…Her life might be targeted right now. I’m afraid I can’t tell you much more than that…”

“I just want you to protect the person in this photograph.”

He showed her a picture. It was of a little girl, maybe ten years old at best.

Her expression was gloomy, but she was putting on a happy face for the camera.

“Her name is Akane Awakusu.”

“…She’s the granddaughter of our ‘company president.’”

“She’s currently running away from home. She doesn’t seem to approve of our ‘business model.’”

It’s not as if I like it, either, Celty thought. The pain came after a delay, bringing with it the confirmation that her bad feeling about this was correct.

She still couldn’t tell what had happened to her.

But clearly something had, and that was all she needed to know.

She had confirmed two very crucial facts.

Number one—the shock of the impact had knocked her helmet high into the air.

Number two—she was getting herself into some very bad business.

And so it was that Celty, the most unrealistic of beings, was forcibly entangled with the reality of humankind.

May 3, night, chat room

TarouTanaka has entered the chat.

TarouTanaka: Good evening.

TarouTanaka: Nobody’s around, looks like. Maybe they’re all out?

TarouTanaka: I know I showed up late, but if even Setton isn’t here…

Kuru has entered the chat.

Mai has entered the chat.

Mai: Good evening.

Kuru: And a most pleasant night to you, Tarou. Jumping right to the chat room on the first night of a vacation seems rather lonely to me, but on the other hand, the cyberspace realm knows no concepts such as vacations, holidays, day, or night. No one will condemn you here. But if you wish to be condemned, I can most certainly fulfill that role for you. The time has come to test whether you are the S or the M in S and M!

TarouTanaka: Oh, good evening.

TarouTanaka: Looks like you’re still the same.

Kuru: The time has come to be tested!

TarouTanaka: Why did you say that twice?

Mai: Sorry.

TarouTanaka: And why are you apologizing?

Saika has entered the chat.

TarouTanaka: Ah, good evening.

Mai: Good evening.

Kuru: Well, well, another wandering traveler on a day off. Spending your vacation all at home will prove to be fatal. It is a superstition that a rabbit will die of loneliness, but it really does happen to people.

Saika: i’m sorry

TarouTanaka: Why are you apologizing, Saika? lol

Kuru: …I don’t know how to respond to that.

TarouTanaka: No wonder, because you’ve done nothing to require an apology.

Saika: i’m sorry

TarouTanaka: Again?!

TarouTanaka: And what does this say about you, Kuru?

TarouTanaka: You’re here, too, aren’t you?

Kuru: No need to worry. Mai and I ventured out into the streets of Ikebukuro to savor the heady taste of life. After first destroying all the gyoza at Namja Town’s Gyoza Stadium, we enjoyed some shopping at World Import Mart and the Alpa mall, followed by the sight of a dashing gentleman stopping a robber along Sixtieth Floor Street.

Mai: The gyoza was yummy.

TarouTanaka: A robber? That sounds like quite a scene.

TarouTanaka: …If it was on Sixtieth Floor Street, was it either a black man advertising for a sushi shop or a man in a bartender’s outfit?

Kuru: Oh.

Mai: Shizuo.

TarouTanaka: Wait, you know Shizuo?

Kuru: Please pardon my brevity. Based on your chat messages alone, I would have taken you for a saint who could not kill a fly, Tarou, but you must have a wider social net than I realized if you know Shizuo as well. Perhaps if I were to meet you in person, you would turn out to be a great brute of a man, covered in tattoos and scars. Or a merchant of illicit pharmaceutical wares.

Saika: you mean shizuo heiwajima?

TarouTanaka: Sorry, there’s so much to say about that, I can’t even start.

TarouTanaka: Wait, you know him, too, Saika?

Saika: a bit

Saika: i’m sorry

TarouTanaka: Why are you apologizing? lol

Kuru: But sadly, it was not Shizuo whom we witnessed today. It was rather a playboy whose head was wrapped in bandages and an eyepatch. He was not a gentle fellow, but rather a finely muscled and sensual man.

Mai: He had a bunch of girls.

Mai: I was jealous.

TarouTanaka: Yes, very envious. And very impressive that he managed to stop a robber. He sounds like a policeman.

Kuru: Speaking of police, I just witnessed something interesting in town.

TarouTanaka: What was that?

Kuru: There were several dozen men congregated around a pedestrian bridge, shouting about something. They were completely packing the area.

Mai: Packed like sardines.

TarouTanaka: Ohhh.

Kuru: I believe they belonged to a motorcycle gang… Speaking of which, is everyone here aware of the Dollars? They’re a wonderfully wicked and terrifying field of evil flora, a demonic darkness making its nest in Ikebukuro.

Mai: Dollars.

TarouTanaka: Umm, okay.

Saika: i don’t really know

Kuru: Some say the name is short for “doleful callers,” or “gang of people who are only worth a dollar,” or “gang that will kill for a dollar,” or the “devastating, overwhelming, ludicrous, lascivious, apathetic, raucous squad,” but at any rate, the point is that they’re a very mysterious gang! Despite being a classic color-based street gang, they rep no color at all in order to blend in with the city! It’s an insane organization!

Mai: Really cool.

TarouTanaka: “Insane organization”? That’s a bit much.

Kuru: But they are nothing if not insane. I mean, they’re a group that has no discernable purpose or identity! If they were a typical street gang, they’d be taking out stress on the rest of the city, or doing it for money, or aligning themselves with a more formal yakuza operation—at least that would be fathomable. But the Dollars have no such thing.

Mai: No such what?

TarouTanaka: You’re thinking way too hard about this.

Kuru: The Dollars have no fixed form. After all, how is one to identify a member of the group? Perhaps even ordinary students or housewives might be Dollars. Even a friendly classmate who comes up to say hello on the street might secretly be one of the Dollars… And we don’t even know how many of them there are.

TarouTanaka: Well, yes, but…

TarouTanaka: But are you sure it’s not just like any old club? There are plenty of places where anyone can claim to be part of it. It’s like people who rep themselves as “Residents of Saitama,” or “Metropolitans,” or whatever.

Kuru: I believe you are misrepresenting the issue. The Dollars are not just a descriptor, but also a group; one must identify with the group in order to gain affiliation, and online or not, there is a type of community that they share. It may be a very loose network, but they are still gathered together under the Dollars’ name. Don’t you find that rather terrifying?

Mai: Scary.

TarouTanaka: Scary how, exactly?

Kuru: For example, it’s as if there are security cameras all over the city, only the cameras are the eyes of the crowd. And unlike an objective camera, the observer paints the scene with their subjectivity. Also, the subject being observed has no idea that their actions are under observation. One wrong step out in public, and the Dollars’ members watching you might detect and seize upon your most tender weakness.

Mai: Scary.

TarouTanaka: You’re thinking too hard. It’s not like that.

Kuru: …For now, I will choose to ignore the question of why you would so stridently take the side of the Dollars, a group no more important than a street gang. But how can you be so certain that the Dollars would never take advantage of unsuspecting people? They are a gang! Their very presence is antisocial in nature!

Mai: Gang up on the gang.

TarouTanaka: You’ve got a point.

Mai: Ouch.

Mai: I got pinched.

TarouTanaka: But while they might be a gang, I’ve heard it’s more like a group that got together over a little joke on the Internet. Yeah, maybe they have IRL meetups every once in a while, but not to go on a rampage and terrorize people.

Kuru: I’ll ask you again.

Kuru: How can you be sure of that?

Kuru: Let’s say you are a member of the Dollars. Could you claim that no one else in the group has any ulterior motives just because you don’t? There are many people in the Dollars, and I hear that no one knows who the others are… But if that were the case, don’t you think someone could claim membership and use that to get away with something truly terrible?

TarouTanaka: Yes, you might have a point.

Saika: um

Saika: please don’t fight

TarouTanaka: Uh, first, we’re not fighting, lol.

Kuru: Of course not. I do not have a shred of personal hatred or anger toward TarouTanaka. The fact that we are members of the same chat room makes me like him enough to give him a kiss, in fact. Smooch!

Mai: Gross.

Mai: Ouch.

Mai: I got pinched again.

Saika: i’m sorry

TarouTanaka: Seriously, why do you keep apologizing?

TarouTanaka: Anyway, I understand that there’s room to worry about that kind of stuff, but I haven’t heard any bad rumors about the Dollars raising trouble in Ikebukuro, and even if they were, it wouldn’t be any worse than the usual street fights that happen all the time.

Kuru: But that’s not the case. Madness spins wildly through Ikebukuro, and the power of centrifugal force ensures that the lighter, inferior parts wind up at the outer edge of the rotation.

Mai: Spinny-spinny-spin.

Kuru: I understand that members of the Dollars have been picking fights with people from other prefectures. In fact, it was less picking fights than forcing them. Pounding their victims’ faces to force the confrontation upon them, and whether they wanted to fight or not, they would beat and beat and beat and beat and beat their targets. It must have been quite a sight.

TarouTanaka: Huh?

Mai: I heard that, too.

Mai: That the Dollars beat up

Mai: some people in Saitama.

TarouTanaka: Is this true?

TarouTanaka: Do you have a source for that info?

Kuru: Are you familiar with the social media site “Pacry”?

TarouTanaka: I do have an account.

Kuru: What a fortuitous coincidence! Unlike with the site Mixi, one need only apply to register as a user. There is no need to receive an invite from a friend. Oh, pardon me—I did not mean that to sound as though you, TarouTanaka, have no friends. But I suppose that would depend upon your future actions. I cannot register, as I am below the required age for Mixi.

TarouTanaka: So where on Pacry is it?

Kuru: Oh! Please forgive me! I got carried away.

Kuru: If you do a community search for “Saitama Motorcycle Gang Problem,” you will find a group based on that topic. I would look there first.

TarouTanaka: I’ll do a search.

Kuru: One of the topics on that board should be titled “About the Dollars.” That is where you will find the information I gleaned, but if it turns out that the account was falsified, then I will have confused you for nothing, I’m afraid.

Kuru: If that is the case, I will apologize most profusely and present my body and mind to you as payment… My body is a meager thing, its value questionable at best, but I would be honored if you found it to be a physical comfort to you.

Mai: Naughty.

TarouTanaka: Hang on, I’m checking now.

Kuru: You ignore me? Why, I am shrouded in desolation and loneliness. You must make things right by me.

Mai: Naughty.

Kuru: Someone claiming to be the Dollars started a fight with a motorcycle gang in Saitama. If this is an act orchestrated by some conspirator, then it was facilitated by the lack of a gang color. After all, anyone can represent the Dollars and frame the group for a crime!

Saika: that’s scary

TarouTanaka: Sorry, I was just looking it up.

TarouTanaka: I’ve got some stuff to do after this, so I’ll be leaving now.

Kuru: In that case, I suppose we shall take our leave as well.

Saika: good night

Mai: Good night, then.

TarouTanaka: Thank you.

TarouTanaka: Oh, and I’m sorry, Kuru. I think I might have upset you.

Kuru: Not at all. Do not let it trouble you.

TarouTanaka: Thank you.

TarouTanaka: Anyway, that’s all.

TarouTanaka: So long, everyone.

TarouTanaka has left the chat.

Kuru: Good night to you all. Golden Week is only just beginning, so please do be careful out there… I notice that Setton, Kanra, and Bacura are not here today.

Mai: Good-bye.

Kuru has left the chat.

Mai has left the chat.

Saika: good night

Saika: i’m sorry

Saika: i was too late

Saika has left the chat.

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