THE DEVIL KING SCREWS UP BUYING A TIE
Note: This is an original, previously unpublished story, not included in the Japanese print version of The Devil Is a Part Timer!, Vol. 17.
Inside the Devil’s Castle that towered over Ente Isla’s Central Continent, Maou sat on his throne, surveying the selection spread out on the tatami-mat floor before him.
“So here’s what I’ve got.”
Meanwhile, Chiho and Rika, the couple being shown this spread, gave each other worried looks.
“Um…”
“Maou, the suit you have… You bought it a long time ago, right? With Ashiya?”
“Yeah. Did he tell you?”
“Uh, yeah, kinda. So uh, did you buy this back then, too?”
She pointed at one of the items, arms folded.
“No, I bought that new a bit ago.”
Hearing this, Rika brought a hand to her temple, shaking her head in exasperation.
“Why did you pick a pea-green paisley tie?”
“Is…? Is that bad?’
“It’s gross. Awful.”
The blow made Maou flinch on his throne. Seeing Chiho wistfully nod her agreement with a guilty expression in his peripheral vision only added to the shock.
On the tatami mats was the business suit Maou would wear for his managerial training. It featured a charcoal-gray top and bottom, a white button-down shirt, a black belt, leather boots, and a tie. The tie Maou had picked out for himself was being singled out for punishment.
“You’d have to be kind of a pudgier middle-aged guy for this to work on you.”
Maou was unable to counter this brutal follow-up attack. Chiho, feeling sorry for him, decided to send out a lifeboat.
“B-but if you actually put it on, maybe it’ll feel different! You chose that for yourself, so just try it on.”
“Yeah, good point. Can you turn away from me for a bit?”
They did, giving the depressed Devil King time to start changing. But Rika still looked down in the dumps.
“Okay, I’m ready.”
“Yep. Nope.”
Two words provided all the finisher Rika needed to slay him. Chiho, so surprised by what she saw, couldn’t even respond.
“You didn’t tie it right, which I’ll ignore for now, but it doesn’t match the rest of your outfit. At all.”
“…Okay.”
All Chiho could do was smile awkwardly. “I mean,” she ventured, “your suit’s cut to be neat and slender, but the colors on the tie alone make you balloon up. It stands out too much. Plus, there’s pink in the paisley pattern, and between that and the pea green, it doesn’t look very wintry, which is…you know…”
“Complex, intricate patterns, especially in bright colors, are hard to match. Like Chiho suggested, if you’re totally married to this tie, then save it for spring. If you pair it with a lighter-colored piece of outerwear, I can see that working, but this isn’t the kind of tie you wear to job training in midwinter.”
“R-really? I bought it because I liked it, but…”
They felt bad for Maou as he loosened his tie. But he was applying for full-time managerial work. It was a job hunt, basically, and if he couldn’t look the part in his dress, he’d stand out in a detrimental way. That was why Rika and Chiho hardened their hearts a little to give their unfiltered advice…
“Okay, so how about this one?”
…but the next tie he broke out left them at a loss for words.
It had a large embroidered coat of arms on it, with equal measures of black, yellow, and red—just like the flag of Germany. To get away with wearing this, you’d have to be either a student in an elite boarding school or a German Olympic athlete.
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